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Outside the White House today, a growing crowd of pro Trump demonstrators waved both American and Iranian flags in a powerful display of unity. It’s a rare and inspiring sight: freedom loving Iranians and American patriots marching together for a better future.

There’s literally a chair set up at SCOTUS for our presidents to sit in for oral argument. Your separation of powers nonsense is more imitation pearl-clutching hauteur.

@GuntherEagleman He got caught leaking intel to fang fang for putang

BREAKING: Eric Swalwell is SWEATING about the Fang Fang Files and Kash Patel is giving him plenty of sleepless nights. He ran to CNN and REVEALED his fear. "It's just absurd and probably the worst abuse that we've seen since the J. Edgar Hoover case." Funny how the GUY WHO (allegedly) SLEEPS WITH SPIES calls accountabliity ABUSE. This crooks has his fingerprints all over every Trump hoax since 2016. I think Trump and EVERY OTHER conservative would like to have a few words about political weaponization of the FBI. He's NERVOUS and should be. Have fun in prison @RepSwalwell.

JUST IN: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth says the suspension of the US Army pilots who flew by Kid Rock's house has been lifted. "Thank you Kid Rock. US Army pilots suspension LIFTED. No punishment. No investigation. Carry on, patriots." The announcement comes after the Army reportedly suspended the crews of two AH-64 Apache helicopters that hovered near Kid Rock's Nashville home.

TUNE IN: Tomorrow night at 9PM ET, President Trump will give an Address to the Nation to provide an important update on Iran.

.@POTUS and @FLOTUS attend the opening night of "Chicago" at the Trump Kennedy Center

🚫 CLAIM: Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) says it attacked the residence of American pilots and aircrew in Saudi Arabia with a drone and missile, impacting a gathering of 200 people. ✅ FACT: IRGC leaders said the same thing for Dubai on March 28. The Iranian regime’s claims were false then and are false now for Saudi Arabia. No U.S. personnel have been attacked. The IRGC’s continued efforts to spread lies are desperate attempts to distract from the truth. Iranian forces are losing vast amounts of military capability as U.S. forces continue delivering unrelenting firepower.

I’m frequently disappointed in politicians but Tom Massie defied the odds in my unfortunate experiences with him, as he surpassed my lowest expectations. This zero pretends to be a principled defender of liberty but, in the real world, he supports third-world tyranny. Here are the receipts from a phone call I had with this zero offering him a briefing on multiple investigations he was inserting himself into by publicly commenting on them. Rather than affording the subjects of the cases their constitutional Right to due process, Massie chose to waive off the briefing and litigate it on X for clicks. Notice I tried to call him back but he wasn’t interested in facts. It’s also of note that I never heard a single word from Massie during the process we engaged in to release the Epstein case docs. This process played out in media everywhere and yet Massie never reached out. Not once. It’s almost as if he wants to be a moron. As if ignorance is bliss for him. I’m horrified I once believed this guy was authentic.

Tom Massie is a shameless fraud. Thanks, and have a great day.

Tom Massie enjoys being ignorant about issues he bloviates about on X. It’s how he avoids having to actually do anything. Thanks, have a great evening.

@RepThomasMassie @dbongino

Dan, in your first call, which I think is the first and last occasion you and I ever spoke: (1) you seemed upset that I had received and had released FBI whistleblower information about the pipe bomb investigation. (2) I informed you that your staff had threatened to criminally investigate my staff as retribution against me (for pipe bomb or Epstein activity?) (3) you threatened to personally finance a defamation suit against reporters on behalf of a suspect. Perhaps it was also a veiled threat to sue me. You said “those depositions aren’t going to fun for the people involved” or something like that. In any case, Deputy FBI Director shouldn’t be financing civil lawsuits against reporters covering cases the FBI is working on. (4) you said you were going to call every agent in and get to the bottom of the whistleblower issue. (5) you offered me a briefing but I was going to be tied up until at least 6pm on the Epstein files transparency act, so I asked how late i could get the briefing and you said you were going to leave the office at 5pm. (6) I asked you a few questions on the call and your answers indicated to me that you were perhaps less informed than me on some of the issues, or you were going to be less than forthcoming. A few hours after the call, I received and released new FBI whistleblower information regarding the all-hands meeting (which matched what you told me in #4 above), related to concern that the meeting was called to “out” the whistelblowers. Your second (attempted) call was the evening I achieved 218 signatures on the Epstein discharge petition and I had been busy thwarting Mike Johnson’s last ditch effort to derail the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Not sure why your call log shows 1:36am. You called me in the evening, maybe 8ish? note - my staff also had the unfortunate pleasure of receiving numerous late night calls on Signal from FBI staff telling them there was absolutely nothing in the Epstein case and that I should back off.

BREAKING: ICE confirms Juan Manuel Sierra Leyva, the suspect arrested for allegedly starting the Kenneth Fire in LA last year, is an ILLEGAL ALIEN. He was arrested by ICE after being RELEASED from custody by LA officials.

🇮🇷 Turns out Iran still has some fighter jets hidden inside secret underground air bases. Looks like their military infrastructure was designed after a Bond villain binge, complete with all the over-the-top, secret-lair energy.

From Day One, the mission was crystal clear: This was the final, best chance to wipe out Iran’s threat for good - so they can never have a nuclear weapon. @SecRubio breaks it down ⬇️

Trump To Crack Down On Mail-In Voting With New Executive Order dailycaller.com/2026/03/31/tru…

In the same day… Activist judges tell POTUS Trump he can’t build a ballroom using private funds and he must use public funds for NPR and PBS. Judicial Insurrection.

🚨New: @DHSgov told me @ICEgov sent an immigration detainer for the murder suspect to Fairfax County Sheriff Stacey Kincaid who often refuses to honor detainers. “Anibal Armando Chavarria Muy, a criminal illegal alien from Guatemala, was charged with second degree murder after repeatedly stabbing a man to death in Fairfax County. ICE is calling on Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger and Virginia's sanctuary politicians to not release this murderer back into our communities,” Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis told me in a statement. “This incident comes just one month after an innocent woman was murdered by another criminal illegal alien at a bus stop in Spanberger’s state. Open-border policies yet again have caused another preventable tragedy.”

SCOOP: Trump will sign an executive order at 5pm, cracking down on mail-in voting across the country, @DailyCaller has learned. The executive order will require the admin to create a list of confirmed U.S. citizens who are eligible to vote in each state. It will also mandate that absentee ballots only be sent to those on each state's approved mail-in ballot list. Ballots will now have specific secure envelopes, with unique barcodes for tracking. States who disobey the order may lose federal funds under the presidential action.

That's what happens when you stockpile missiles lol

Liberal white woman says if Republicans are the majority, why’s there never counter protesters at the No Kings protests.. 👀