Quantum Jordan

This is the kind of shit, the kind of rhetoric that made the MCU hate go viral last year. If you keep saying baseless shit like this without seeing the movie you’ll never enjoy a movie again.

CBS you better start editing the fuck out of that mr beast episode you have queued up #survivor50

First trailer views on its first 24 hours: • Spider-Man: No Way Home - 355.5 Million views • Spider-Man: Brand New Day - 718.6 Million Over the double of the previous film…

What did Kendrick say? Something like "Fuck the big 3, it's just Big Me"

“Spider-Man: Brand New Day” has become the biggest movie trailer launch in history with 718.6M views in 24 hours. • The trailer broke the previous record held by “Deadpool and Wolverine,” which had 365M views. variety.com/2026/film/news…

‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is the biggest movie trailer launch of all time with 718.6M views. ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’ is second with 365M views.

Updated #Survivor50 confessional counts through Episode 4 (including Zac Brown).

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@pwasbury @_FromTheIsland That’s hilarious. She’s playing like shit. It really feels like she has absolutely no idea what she’s doing.

@_FromTheIsland Big difference between “can’t” and “doesn’t want to” She has things working outside of what Christian an Steph were doing. She needed to do what she felt was in her best interest

Emily literally can't keep a secret 😭

Had a feeling this would be the case. Cant say I’m surprised. You just can’t give that much time to a fucking celebrity cameo in the middle of one of the biggest seasons ever like holy fuck. The rest of the episode was fine but that was so fucking bad

Cassie!!!!

NOTHING has more motion than Spider-Man😭😭😭😭😭

Deadass if you took this exact same shot and replaced it with the Raimi suit we’d be seeing an army of 37 year old virgins posting it on here every hour of the day

I think the one thing people aren’t taking into account with this whole “who is Sadie playing” discussion is that Tramell Tillman’s character (allegedly William/Bill Metzger) has only done one thing in the comics. That thing being abducting Jean Grey 😭😭

i genuinely think Aubry thought it was a Make-A-Wish kid before Jeff said it was Zac Brown #Survivor #Survivor50

The first trailer for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has surpassed 500M views in under 24 hours. Breaking GTA 6's previous record of 475M — and it only took 12 hours.

Marvel Studios Spider-Man Brand New Day trailer just broke GTA VI record of 475 million trailer views. BND gained 500 million views across all platforms within 24 hours

SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY first trailer has broken GTA 6 trailer 24h record (475M) in less than 12 hours to become the first trailer in history to hit 500M views in less than 24h. Sony is expected to repport the official numbers this Thursday.

lol

So this is obviously Bruce scanning him after he starts mutating

THIS COLOR GRADING GUYS