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@lunarleahhhhh Posting pizzacake is bad enough, but the real problem is that you're a delusional commie.

AOC will look at this and unironically declare that Elon is one of the stupidest people alive and not an engineer

@AP Shall not be infringed, fascist sycophants.

A musket from 1776 can fire a lead ball at a velocity of around 1,000 feet per second. Imagine what that can do to a human body. Yet under federal and most state laws, it’s exempt from gun regulations. Many antique or replica guns aren’t considered firearms and even convicted felons can own them.

@ChoochSkookum Performative drivel.

Do you have a destination loicense for that drive, citizen?

@memeticsisyphus Eternal September devolved to Eternal January, where the opinions of stupid people accumulate like snow, and the growth of real knowledge hibernates or dies.

One of the side effects of viewing the world as an undifferentiated mass, is seeing false relationships between unrelated events and places. The Gazans are oppressed by the oppressors which means if you stop the oppressors the oppressed elsewhere will also be freed. It’s wholly unserious.

👺UGLIFICATION OF THE BLONDE BOMBSHELL👺: Sydney Sweeney is mid. She is. But she's also the only girl in the room. Do your best, seriously, this isn't clickbait. What other Blonde Bombshells are in Hollywood today? Busty blondes that are beautiful, shapely and under 30. GFL. They simply don't exist in Hollywood anymore. Sweeney herself isn't that exceptional in the face. She's just not. Not in comparison to Blonde Bombshells of yesteryear. And that's something I want to make clear, when I say mid I'm comparing her to those in her league. Her fellow Blonde Bombshells. You're aware of the uglification of just about everything, video games... movies... you name it. But did it ever occur to you that they would uglify your blonde bombshell? Tell you that THIS is the peak of what there is? There are literally millions of American women who are blonde, busty, shapely, and beautiful. And you're telling me the ONLY ONE who wanted to be an actress was Sydney Sweeney? Nah, I'm not buying it. I don't take issue with her as a person or an actress, and like I said I'm not saying she's mid in comparison to other women, I'm comparing her to the best of the best of the best. The pinnacle of beauty in Hollywood, because that's what she's widely considered in this day and age. She is THE Blonde Bombshell. But when you compare her to those of yesteryear? She doesn't hold a candle. Compare her to Bo Derek, Heather Locklear, and Tawny Kitaen (someone I didn't even know existed?) in 1985 alone and it'll really start to get hammered home. And then in 1995 Pamela Anderson, Erika Eleniak, and Jenny McCarthy. I mean these women blow Sydney Sweeney out of the water.. The trend only continues, and that's my point. Everyone is enamored with Sydney Sweeney because she's the only one. She's it. She's all they've been offered. Because, who else is there?

@element261 @BlackDumpling Her famous "Nazi jeans" interview showed she has charisma, character, poise, and intelligence. All of those are hot, every bit as important as pure physical beauty. ALL of the bombshells possessed those attributes in spades.

@BlackDumpling Attractiveness is only partially facial beauty. Sidney has charisma in droves, a presence, this is far more important. But because charisma is hard to quantify, people want to deny its importance, its very existence.

@pgunnels1 @BlackDumpling If there ever was a mid playmate, she was it.

@BlackDumpling She's hotter than Jenny McCarthy. Jenny was mid.

@Math_files First, assume the banana is spherical. Then put it on a northbound train going 56.3 kph. It's taken by Alex, who gives it and a second banana to Betty, who gives 3sqrt(pi) times as many bananas to Charlie. How much does the banana weigh if the pull of gravity is 8.6 m/s^2?

Examining it in a paint program, there are 10 main color bands of significant width and steady RGB numbers. All the small sub-bands at intersections vary in across the width, making them most likely compression artifacts. Counting those, I got to 29 by eye alone, but again, if this was a lossless image or a jpg, the final answer would be closer to 10 than 30. Of the main color bands, I got 9 by eye before examining the numbers.

I’m on 15… what’s up with that?

@ingelramdecoucy When all you have is your pride, you spend all your time polishing it.

This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen someone be proud of

Why would you assume I have any objection to a Turkish version of The Odyssey? I don't actually have a problem with ANYBODY making a version of The Odyssey, whether it's their cultural heritage or not. "Cultural appropriation" is leftist pearl clutching. I DO have a problem with smallminded gatekeeping from people with inferiority complexes.

@RandomUser506 @yadadoo20 @thestinkeye @AmericaPapaBear Did the Ottomans also take things by right of conquest, then? Your double standards are ridiculous.

I GUARANTEE if they would have cast Sydney Sweeney as Helen of Troy and Chris Pratt as Achilles, that movie would have made them 100x more money.

@yadadoo20 @thestinkeye @AmericaPapaBear They didn't "claim" them. They took them by right of conquest from the Roman Empire, who took them from the Greeks. This sort of cultural gatekeeping is the preserve of small minds who have no personal achievements to call their own, from cultures who lack achievement.

@thestinkeye @AmericaPapaBear Homer and Greeks would be angry that western and northern Europeans are claiming their stories and heritage as their own. They're all foreigners to them. Especially when you have Matt Damon as lead and Jewish guy paying Agamemnon

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@BaronDestructo Yaphit, for not being a rubber prosthetic alien.

The search for our ship's Resident Alien continues! (The Sweet Sixteen +) Choose!

@PonderTheCross1 @j_fishback @sophieraiin You need to retake your civics class.

@RandomUser506 @j_fishback @sophieraiin Taking citizens money is built into the constitution and so is moralizing. I think this is just the first step. A tax on it is funny but it should be banned all together with the rest of porn

I agree @SophieRaiin As Governor, I’ll also impose a 50% sales tax on OnlyFans purchases in addition to my 50% sin tax on OnlyFans creators.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ The body is a temple of the Holy Spirit. It is not to be bought or sold online. Our men and women deserve better.

He’s smart. Just look at the glasses and the pose.

@Valor_999 @j_fishback @sophieraiin I wouldn't fuck her with your pin dick, son.

@RandomUser506 @j_fishback @sophieraiin She aint gonna fuck you lil bro... pipe down.

@EsotericCD This is so try-hard it causes me physical pain laughing at it.

If you aren't laughing at the theater-kid performativity of this guy - who has a loooooong record of stunts - then you don't know you're being played by an actor.

Remember when everyone was convinced that Donald Trump was going to precipitate a constitutional crisis by ignoring court rulings?