Anthony Cacallori

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Insane wind up here in Seattle out of the south end of the stadium FYI @beatingthebook @TWishnev #TickTickTick

@beatingthebook Zay Jones with the confused "did I just get hit in the ankle?" Achilles pop. Terrible.

@beatingthebook Putting Lattimore on JSN is elder abuse!

@RealTwanster lol that D might be this bad

Hopefully this performance against Gilly's ( @beatingthebook ) team gets my Seahawks more air time tomorrow on Guessing the Lines! But remember, you're not as good as your best game or as bad your worst!

@bryan_johnson Bryan's heel turn into respectable memesmith makes me want to buy a red light and boner monitor.

Works every time

@JosephNWalker God bless Barry Marshall. Saved me and millions of others a lot pain and suffering with his work.

If you search for “stomach” in the letters of Charles Darwin (link below), you’ll see that for most of his life he was tortured by stomach pain. It made him miserable and a recluse. We now know the cause. In an exceptionally niche scoop for my podcast, Nobel laureate Barry Marshall (@barjammar) reveals that, according to a yet-to-be-published paper Barry coauthored with a friend, whiskers from Darwin’s beard were collected from his desk by his maid after he died and were preserved. Some of these whiskers came into the possession of Barry’s unnamed friend. PCR testing on the whiskers has revealed that Darwin was infected by the stomach bacterium Helicobacter pylori. His problems were most likely caused by this bug - not by the “nervous dyspepsia” his quack doctor put them down to. H. pylori was rampant in Europe in the 19th century, and was likely behind the stomach ailments of many famous figures, from Darwin to Alfred Nobel (who also suffered chronic stomach pain) and Napoleon (who was probably killed by stomach cancer at the age of 51). Today, it's eminently treatable, thanks to the work of Barry and his late collaborator Robin Warren. Makes you grateful to live in the modern world (also, PCR is truly an incredible technology).

The rare water down the wrong pipe immediately followed by the choke on your own spit.

@ExcelHumor 5 #five

which #?

@YipStrickler @BarstoolClassic The main Gamble course is EASY. It's a huge funnel to every green with 100 yard wide fairways. I hit 17 greens on Thursday... I'm a 5! Friends who played the event today said the new course is easier and there wasn't much wind. These are player friendly courses, not Bethpage.

Jon Hubbert, a 3.5 handicap index, shot a 66 at the @BarstoolClassic qualifier today. Jon showed his dedication to the game of NET GOLF by immediately posting his score. 🫡 According to the USGA’s exceptional score probability table, the odds were 1 out of 3,361.9! 👀

@WesReynolds1 Insane run this year Wes. At this point I've lost count how many outrights you've hit. Really impressive!

Back to back at the 3M Open. I like this tournament. As Janet Jackson would sing in “Escapade” Minneapolis!!!

@SonnyBunch Sonny you brought president-level hair game to this takefest! At this point it would take Lucasfilm getting Jon Milius to direct a Star Wars movie to win me back as a fan.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy. youtu.be/hLY80OK5nHw?si…

Me: “Eh, I dunno, I don’t like doing video, I have a face for radio and a voice for ink.” @colinjones: “We need a tight 23 on Kathleen Kennedy leaving Lucasfilm.” Me:

@GlobalXInt Chun-Li

What comes to mind when you think of China 🇨🇳 ?

@ruth_capital If this goes to $100 by EOM I'm getting a customized Yeti mug dedicated to our Dear Nan.

do think this name goes higher but from a trader's perspective 70-80s is a third touch of a top, would manage position/adjust a little just in case

the world's greatest and most talented trader, Nancy Pelosi, has purchased $TEM - a technological company focused on leveraging artificial intelligence to advance precision medicine in healthcare IPO + AI theme combination chart is a muddle, but worth a participation trophy

Twitter should have a “funny mode” where you only see funny posts

@Austen 11/11 perfect teeth/smiles and every neck is like 3 inches too long LMAO!

It's becoming more and more difficult to spot, but I'd bet my house that is an image generated by AI

@DataGolf I'll go with Phil and Jim Furyk - 40 times each

Since 2004, which two players have entered the final round in contention (both >5% win probability) the most times? PGA Tour and majors only. Excluding Tiger. List a guess for number of times as well (to use as a tiebreaker).

@snorlax_uw $PPTA

What's on your watchlist for this week?

@mfinneygolf I hit a 3W that pure maybe once per year.

Cameron Young…

@Polymarket skin in the game @nntaleb

This guy bet $88k that Joe Biden would pardon his son Hunter. He just walked away with $311,000.