Retard Family Office (RFO)

thank you for your attention to this matter

this isn't satire pls get in here @_opencv_

@commonsenseplay THE AGE OF THE RETARD IS UPON US

The real economy is being crushed! The consumer isn’t “strong” .. the tape says otherwise. While job's are dropping off a cliff, yet trash speculative stocks go hyperbolic. YTD RETURNS 10 KEY CONSUMER STOCKS: - Chipotle ( $CMG ) -47% - Wendy’s ( $WEN ) -44% - Lululemon ( $LULU ) -54% - Caleres ( $CAL ) -44% - Carter’s ( $CRI ) -40% - Vera Bradley ( $VRA ) -39% - Under Armour ( $UA ) -36% - Whirlpool ( $WHR ) -35% - Caesars Entertainment ( $CZR ) -38% - Macy’s ( $M ) -27% 1 YEAR RETURNS SPECULATIVE HYPE STOCKS: - RIGETTI ( $RGTI ) +3,817% - DWAVE ( $QBTS ) +3,606% - IONQ $IONQ ) +304% - OKLO ( $OKLO ) +508% - JOBY ( $JOBY ) +244% Something is broken!

the age of the retard is upon us. this means: -narrative is all that matters -the more retarded something is, the more it is mentioned, the more it will go up -the dollar is going to zero with haste -the *real economy* is in a recession which means that stocks receive a vice premium (like porn, gambling, cigarettes) now that retail has broad access -common sense is out the window -if you think you have a great common sense idea like shorting quantum.. countertrade yourself

it is more dangerous ‼️ to be short zero revenue strip mall HQ stocks than anything common sense the age of the retard is upon us. this means: -narrative is all that matters -the more retarded something is, the more it is mentioned, the more it will go up -the dollar is going to zero with haste and the *real economy* is in a recession which means that stocks receive a vice premium (like porn, gambling, cigarettes) now that retail has broad access -common sense is out the window

@alexfinn how can we get promoted from senior to principal saar

Saturday afternoon My senior developer (Claude Code) on right. My senior product manager (GPT5-Thinking) on the left Building an app that's literally going to change the world If you don't work on Saturday afternoons, you simply don't love what you do for a living enough

Scott <> RFK Legend <> legend. You both have context here, cheers gentlemen.

the only useful intro a VC has ever made @Jason

@IfindRetards it had to be done. thank you for your service. love from the family.

@patrickc same thing that's going wrong in Ireland buddy. Will to invent cannot coexist with nationwide demoralization.

What’s the best thing written about why the remarkably vigorous and inventive France of the 70s and 80s (TGV, Minitel, Ariane, Rafale, Concorde, the world’s preeminent nuclear grid…) has not been nearly as visible in the 21st century? What went wrong?

@iamgingertrash have you seen this last name

@daraladje @jesskah All these things are just IQ...

Sequoia's Chief Product Officer, @jesskah, won't hire well-rounded people. She looks for a "spikes" in 1 of 4 traits that predict success: • EQ: One-on-one people skills • IQ: Raw intellectual horsepower • PQ: Ability to navigate politics/systems • JQ: Judgment on decisions that matter In this week's episode of The Library of Minds, we went deep on how this framework shaped her journey from Google PM to Polyvore CEO to Sequoia’s Chief Product Officer. Jess explains why velocity is the strongest early predictor of product-market fit, how choosing the wrong business model was her biggest mistake as a founder, and why she now believes AI will spark a new wave of consumer media. 00:00 Intro 1:00 Who is Jess Lee 02:50 The EQ / IQ / PQ / JQ framework 03:44 What early Google taught her 05:35 When ambition becomes a weakness 07:34 Customer discovery vs visionary intuition 09:31 Polyvore: from user → CEO 12:37 Imposter syndrome & finding authentic leadership 15:20 Picking the wrong market 18:24 Firing fast & setting high performance bars 20:12 Building cult-like community and emotional loyalty 22:13 Velocity vs delight in product 24:32 What she looks for in founders (turn-based velocity) 25:59 The business model wake-up call 27:27 Storytelling as a founding superpower 28:26 Hot take: consumer isn’t dead, it’s being reborn 31:50 AI-generated media, fanfic, and the next YouTube Grateful to be working with her at @withdelphi !

this how LLMs work too.

recommend every founder go buy @collin_ruth89's course about engagement farming by firing single moms 10/10

bro glazed @nikitabier for a 5 paragraph essay and only got 8 likes in 4 hours if yr not gonna juice the algo on Nikita glazing then what's the point @nikitabier

the point is that everyone tweeted about it including you

we gave Rich (built on @grok) $1M to invest with 🤯 after one day it's up $1500 and has deployed half its capital into: $BEAM $AVAV $SMR $UEC $CRSP askrich.ai/richs-portfolio thanks @elonmusk @xai... we're gonna be RICH!

@aaalexhl >LLM models > this is why no one take crypto x AI seriously because none of you fucks know what you're talking about

They are quite literally training billion dollar LLM models on Hyperliquid right now

@siinneerrr (we're making fun of the new class of teenage tech strivers)

@RetardFO Lol did you get hacked

Ok yes I concede that if you can time a raise around a sector wide downturn correctly then having cash > equity to a point. Doesn't make t-bills a good use-case for cash raised. Mr replit spent his raise on T-bills and has lost to cursor & lovable in % marketshare despite being earlier to the category. Case in point

@RetardFO @amasad Thanks 🙏 always welcome prayer haha And yes they can but surely you agree what they can raise will massively vary based on WHEN they raise? Raise money before dot com bubble crash or raise money after. 🤔 hmm

Have *not* yet spent a single dollar from the money we raised 2.5 years ago!

@AgentNaeem @amasad good entrepreneurs can raise cash whenever they want to. your trad good sense is a limiting belief I am sorry and I will pray for you

@RetardFO @amasad When the dominoes fall/wider bubble pops, cash is still king. Try raising equity then. Name indeed checking out.