Simon Johnson

Stop! He’s already dead The Simpsons reaction video meme

Canal+ made a Mario Kart F1 themed promo for the Japanese GP and I promise it’s the best thing you’ll see all week

@reid6peter @BorisJohnson He never answers a question man ffs

PM superb today PMs QT, not quite as assured and honest as the charismatic @BorisJohnson

@jongaunt @midd2009 @Keir_Starmer Mr @CommonsSpeaker is probably to busy thinking of the next tax payer jolly he can go on & where to.

What’s the point of the Speaker of the House if he doesn’t make @Keir_Starmer answer the bloody questions on Mandelson? It’s a pantomime.

@BBCTees But it’s not a city 🤷🏻‍♂️

What are your thoughts on this? 🤔💭

@WorldFamousHot1 The only difference today is there’s no rabies 🤪

Rabies. Flashers. Rapists. Burglars. Arsonists. Car thieves. Conmen. Broken glass everywhere. Dog shit everywhere.

@Spotify shuffle does my fucking head in, just over 1500 songs on there & it plays the same songs over & over & sometimes even the same song twice. Not much of a shuffle if it only half arses through the playlist.

@JacquiDeevoy1 Wondered how long it would take before it was linked with the Covid vaccine 🙈

Meningitis is NOT contagious, so what’s with all the nonsense? As my friend Kat Watkins says on FB today: “Meningitis is an infection in the brain caused by toxins passing the blood brain barrier. You cannot 'catch' it, it's not contagious 🙄🙄 So all this closing of schools is just theatre. It's to scare you into making sure you jab yourselves and your kids up. How many of those who have presented with meningitis, had the covid vax? Since its a side effect? As well as a side effect of many other jabs 🤷🤷”

@henrywinter Arsenal’s if not Europes best player didn’t even make it off the bench, I can’t believe he didn’t give Dowman any minutes, never mind a start.

Arsenal’s best player delivers. Footballer of the Year contender strikes. The player Arsenal got half-price shows his stellar value. Declan Rice adds to his expanding armoury: low driven finish with a touch of fade. #ARSLEV

@PNWConservative ‘You can’t make this sh*t up’ Yet this is clearly AI slop, hence made up.

Oh FFS. You can’t make this sh*t up. Even the dogs are tired of these clowns. Don’t pretend to be a dog if you aren’t ready to go toe to toe with them.

@BBCSport Dos Gyokeres not get any credit? If he hadn’t scored, Pickford wouldn’t have been up for a last minute corner which in turn leaves an open goal for Dowman to chase down?

High praise for Max Dowman in Troy Deeney's Team of the Week 💫

@MrJamesMay Who?

I like the wildlife banknotes, but I’m also saddened that Ronnie Pickering will probably now never make it onto the fiver.

@Femi_sorry Femi, I thought you were an educated man? Tice for all he’s a knob used legal tax loopholes to avoid tax, the Somalians in this report illegally defrauded the benefits system of over 1 million pounds. There’s a difference.

And just like clockwork... I almost wish my opponents were more intelligent. At least make it a challenge for me. 🤣🤣 x.com/i/status/20338…

Which refugee has EVER made a decision that cost British taxpayers £600,000? (Like Richard Tice )

@OrphansSC Just need a vape shop now for the triple crown 🙈

Thank the Lord just what we needed on Acklam Road ….. First a Shawarma Shop then you know the drill …. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

@OperaSocialist He used a perfectly legal tax loophole that was brought in under the last Labour govt. The country’s tax burden is higher than its ever been. The reason the country is on its knees is governments wasting money on stuff that’s not beneficial to the British people.

A big reason why the UK is on its knees is because greedy wankers like Tice, Farage and their billionaire backers have refused to pay their fair share of tax.

@StarBede @SkySportsNews Max dowman has barely played for Arsenal, Rooney & Owen played numerous games in the league before they went to a tournament. Walcott went & never played a minute, he was a wasted spot in the squad, dowman scored an open goal at the weekend & now he’s the next Messi 🤦🏻‍♂️

@SkySportsNews Rooney went Owen went Walcott went Why can't he?

Should Max Dowman go to the World Cup with England? 🤔 John Cross and Sam Dean give their verdict on the Arsenal youngster's chances on Back Pages Tonight.

@Puppieslover Jeff

No cheating, post the last saved dog pic on your phone

@cleinad88 @NHPUKOfficial If you live in a city & there are 20mph speed limits everywhere you probably don’t need a V8 twin turbo Mercedes Benz 🤷🏻‍♂️

Cars are not designed to go 20mph.

@364690 Not quite, I live in a 1970’s semi detached house in a village in the North East, we only got gas in the village 15/20 years ago & the previous owners never had it installed so my ch is heating oil. I’m lucky I filled my tank in March, my retired neighbour will benefit though.

@07aerograd @JacquiDeevoy1 Heathrow doesn’t.

@SimonJohnson_ @JacquiDeevoy1 Some do have, some don't. Check.

Dear airport experts, I’d be very grateful if you could explain airport security to me again. I watch 20 or more people go through but I’m the only one told to remove my shoes. Every time. Meanwhile, the bottle of water in my handbag isn’t spotted. They make you take off your coat, your jacket, your belt yet the body scanner can see through all that. They unpack my tightly packed rucksack and scan two books with a hand-held scanner. Then tell me to repack. Why? The weight of hand luggage is limited, as is the number of bags. Yet, airside, you can buy as much stuff as you want - any weight in any number of bags - and take it on the plane. Yours sincerely, Baffled of Heathrow