Simon Johnson

@Nick28T If I do watch it live I’ll watch the first 4 or 5 laps then try & catch the last 4 or 5. I’ll normally just watch the highlights on YouTube or whatever now.

I’m so lost with F1. I love the sport, I love motorsports in general, I love who is winning… BUT I cant bare to watch these races anymore, it’s so bad. - they don’t show speeds or battery stats - the cars are slow and boring - it’s all about batteries and software - driver skill is at a minimum in terms of their effects on the race I mean I went outside and watered my garden mid way through the race at Spa today, I was that bored. Anyone else feeling this way about current #F1? 😔

@liamcsc Because you’ll never get out of the groups 🤪

Say what you want about Scotland, but we will never celebrate finishing 3rd at a World Cup. Absolutely pathetic mentality.

British Building Site Banter At Its Absolute Finest 😂 A new lad turns up on site and gets absolutely pranked with the “CPCS Wheelbarrow Licence” test. Site lad: “You here today to do your CPCS wheelbarrow licence?” New guy: “Yeah.” They start him off easy… “can you just demonstrate how you’d hold a wheel barrow for me?” Then it’s straight outside for the “practical test” a full-on obstacle course with the wheelbarrow, getting faster and faster each lap. He takes the whole thing very seriously and passes his wheelbarrow test, meaning he can now legally operate a wheelbarrow 😂 Proper British site humour. Never change, lads.

@PaulCowland_ Funny faces! There’s a blast from the past, as are mini milks but they’re more of a blast from my 20’s on the way home from raves 🤪

There’s a diesel Bedford CF ice cream van that’s just pulled up… I’m buying… what you having?

@danny5590 Around £75 adjusted for inflation.

If anyone wants to remember how much the kits were in 2004 😂 #NUFC

@jonoread The last couple I’ve heard on the radio has been Stephen Graham, or it certainly sounds like him.

Mad that Dexter Fletcher has been the voice of McDonald's for twenty years now

I dunno, I watched the sun rise beside the Burj Al Arab & ran 7 miles around the Palm Jumerirah when I was in Malta a couple of years ago, it was just missing the Dubai skyline.

@tbone213456 @wittercom @ChaosLensX To be fair that panda car won’t have ANPR, they’ll have had to radio a check in.

@wittercom @ChaosLensX No it not!😂ANPR does it automatically you sausage

What's the problem? He pulled him over because the car is registered/insured as a learner car and he appeared to be teaching a learner with no L plates on, so the police checked, found out the driver had a full licence rather than a provisional & let them go. Not sure why he's making such a big deal of it.

@FabrizioRomaxno Rat. They’ll give them a $50,000 fine & a slap on the wrists.

🚨🎙️BREAKING: FIFA President Gianni Infantino: “We are aware of the political message display from Argentina. We understand it’s against the rules but we also know it’s a matter of their nationality and we respect it. We will make a decision after the final.”

@PolitlcsUK She’d know all about it tbf!

🚨 NEW: Liz Truss has predicted that Andy Burnham will cause a financial crisis

@pieandbov This year was your 9th World Cup, you’ve yet to make it past the group stages. Cape Verde a country with a population of around 500k & no professional leagues made it to the knock out on their first attempt. I’d stay out of this one ‘til you can qualify for the WC knockout stages

And after all, You’ve won fuck all.

@vinny_brand2 I was surprised to see him playing to be fair, the way Spurs fans went on after that game you’d have thought Brobbey had ended Romero’s career.

why couldn’t have brobbey just pushed romero that little bit harder

@dnt1951 @soclp_uk Only in the last couple of years though

@soclp_uk You must be 18 years old or older to buy National Lottery tickets and scratchcards in the UK.

As a 16 year-old you can.... * Leave school for an apprenticeship or part-time training. * Work full-time and earn the 16-17 minimum wage. * Receive your National Insurance number automatically. * Join a trade union to protect work rights. * Open a bank account without parental permission. * Ride a moped up to 50cc with CBT. * Drive a small tractor on public roads. * Consent to medical treatment and confidential care. * Engage in sexual activity legally. * Change your name by deed poll. * Apply for an adult passport independently. * Get married with parental or guardian consent. * Move out of home without legal restriction. * Buy a pet from a registered seller. * Buy lottery tickets and scratch-cards. * Join the armed forces with parental consent. But due to new government legislation, you won't be able to scroll the Internet after midnight. Ridiculous, isn't it? Allistair Lomax, General Secretary SLP

I’m still pissed off about last night. Absolutely bottled a 1-0 lead, where was the mentality that we could have bottled up & sold just a few days earlier? Why did we fucking sit back as soon as we took the lead? Different manager, same old story!

For all the talk of Thomas Tuchel being a level above Gareth Southgate, he ended up doing exactly what Southgate would have done in that situation.

It’s the same old, same old from England again. Go one nil up & sit back & hope for the best. Fucking dog shit mentality!

Fuck off.

@HeatherBo63 I purposely put stuff on for a few quid more now, then hopefully people bid the price I really want if not & they pay the full price, even better!

Thought I'd add some things to Vinted this afternoon. I'm getting sick of the tight people on there. Christ almighty.... a lovely pair wide loose fitting summer slouchy trousers that were too big for me. They weren't expensive at all but I always try Vinted before I take things to a charity shop. I added them for £5 and some woman offered £3.50! It's not worth the walk to the post office for that. My other items are more expensive as they are quality clothes but honestly..... I'm so sick of the way people are on there now. I should buy clothes far more carefully, then I wouldn't need to get rid of them. Terrible waste of money.

@JeanHatchet @Lobbywillsdb Don’t email them, booking.com won’t use a gmail account, this will be a scam email who’ll ask you for bank/card details

@Lobbywillsdb Thanks!

.@bookingcom I am in Samos. I hired a car through you. The company you are the broker for was Volta4U. They provided me with a car which already had the oil light on and brakes seemed very loose but I drove to my resort thinking it was just the change from my own car. When I got to the resort and tried to go up a hill the brakes failed as it wouldn’t go up in first gear. We began to roll backwards and the brakes didn’t work. I slammed on the hand brake and had to reverse down very slowly using the handbrake and it was terrifying. I got the car to the flat and parked it. I called the company who collected it without visiting me. I called them and they said there was nothing wrong with the car and that they had already rented it out again! But they said they would bring me another. They did not. I called them and they said they would send one. They did not. I have not had a car for more than an hour of a 7 day rental period. They tell me it’s not their issue. You tell me you can’t refund u less I return the car. I don’t have the bloody car. I still have their spare key. Shall I throw it in the sea? You’re using unsafe companies who lie and provide unsafe vehicles. What are you going to do about it?

@MrTCHarris They hate when a white Christian person has these beliefs but when a Muslim person has the same beliefs they all scream about honouring their culture & letting them live their life.

Get it into your thick skulls: objecting to gay marriage and abortion does not of itself make you a bad person. It makes you have different opinions from some other people, which is still allowed.