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@bbcpress You forgot the basics of good, old-fashioned story telling. Instead you chose to lecture the audience. You ruined it.

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@KranQx @lennartwisbar @InsideLucysHead Das Essen is not used with animals, it is das Futter. Just sayin’

@lennartwisbar @InsideLucysHead They probably mixed the numeratives of hund in the clause "genetiv" Das Essen, des Hunden (singular) Das Essen, der Hunde (plural) Das Essen, der Hunden (doesn't exist - grammatically incorrect)

May I have a word, please... English: A dog. Swedish: What? English: The dog. English: Two dogs. Swedish: Okay. We have: En hund, hunden, Två hundar, hundarna. German: Wait, I wan’t to try it too! English: No, go away. Swedish: No one invited you. German: Der Hund. English: I said go away. German: Ein Hund, zwei Hunde. Swedish: Stop it! German: Den Hund, einen Hund, dem Hund, einem Hund, des Hundes, eines Hundes, den Hunden, der Hunden. Finnish: Sup. English: NO. Swedish: NO. German: NO. Finn, you go away!! Finnish: Koira, koiran, koiraa, koiran again, koirassa, koirasta, koiraan, koiralla, koiralta, koiralle, koirana, koiraksi, koiratta, koirineen, koirin. German: WHAT? Swedish: You must be kidding us! English: This must be a joke… Finnish: Aaaand… koirasi, koirani, koiransa, koiramme, koiranne, koiraani, koiraasi, koiraansa, koiraamme, koiraanne, koirassani, koirassasi, koirassansa, koirassamme, koirassanne, koirastani, koirastasi, koirastansa, koirastamme, koirastanne, koirallani, koirallasi, koirallansa, koirallamme, koirallanne, koiranani, koiranasi, koiranansa, koiranamme, koirananne, koirakseni, koiraksesi, koiraksensa, koiraksemme, koiraksenne, koirattani, koirattasi, koirattansa, koirattamme, koirattanne, koirineni, koirinesi, koirinensa, koirinemme, koirinenne. English: Those are words for a dog??? Finnish: Wait! I didn’t stop yet. There is still: koirakaan, koirankaan, koiraakaan, koirassakaan, koirastakaan, koiraankaan, koirallakaan, koiraltakaan, koirallekaan, koiranakaan, koiraksikaan, koirattakaan, koirineenkaan, koirinkaan, koirako, koiranko, koiraako, koirassako, koirastako, koiraanko, koirallako, koiraltako, koiralleko, koiranako, koiraksiko, koirattako, koirineenko, koirinko, koirasikaan, koiranikaan, koiransakaan, koirammekaan, koirannekaan, koiraanikaan, koiraasikaan, koiraansakaan, koiraammekaan, koiraannekaan, koirassanikaan, koirassasikaan, koirassansakaan, koirassammekaan, koirassannekaan, koirastanikaan, koirastasikaan, koirastansakaan, koirastammekaan, koirastannekaan, koirallanikaan, koirallasikaan, koirallansakaan, koirallammekaan, koirallannekaan, koirananikaan, koiranasikaan, koiranansakaan, koiranammekaan, koiranannekaan, koiraksenikaan, koiraksesikaan, koiraksensakaan, koiraksemmekaan, koiraksennekaan, koirattanikaan, koirattasikaan, koirattansakaan, koirattammekaan, koirattannekaan, koirinenikaan, koirinesikaan, koirinensakaan, koirinemmekaan, koirinennekaan, koirasiko, koiraniko, koiransako, koirammeko, koiranneko, koiraaniko, koiraasiko, koiraansako, koiraammeko, koiraanneko, koirassaniko, koirassasiko, koirassansako, koirassammeko, koirassanneko, koirastaniko, koirastasiko, koirastansako, koirastammeko, koirastanneko, koirallaniko, koirallasiko, koirallansako, koirallammeko, koirallanneko, koirananiko, koiranasiko, koiranansako, koiranammeko, koirananneko, koirakseniko, koiraksesiko, koiraksensako, koiraksemmeko, koiraksenneko, koirattaniko, koirattasiko, koirattansako, koirattammeko, koirattanneko, koirineniko, koirinesiko, koirinensako, koirinemmeko, koirinenneko, koirasikaanko, koiranikaanko, koiransakaanko, koirammekaanko, koirannekaanko, koiraanikaanko, koiraasikaanko, koiraansakaanko, koiraammekaanko, koiraannekaanko, koirassanikaanko, koirassasikaanko, koirassansakaanko, koirassammekaanko, koirassannekaanko, koirastanikaanko, koirastasikaanko, koirastansakaanko, koirastammekaanko, koirastannekaanko, koirallanikaanko, koirallasikaanko, koirallansakaanko, koirallammekaanko, koirallannekaanko, koirananikaanko, koiranasikaanko, koiranansakaanko, koiranammekaanko, koiranannekaanko, koiraksenikaanko, koiraksesikaanko, koiraksensakaanko, koiraksemmekaanko, koiraksennekaanko, koirattanikaanko, koirattasikaanko, koirattansakaanko, koirattammekaanko, koirattannekaanko, koirinenikaanko, koirinesikaanko, koirinensakaanko, koirinemmekaanko, koirinennekaanko, koirasikokaan, koiranikokaan, koiransakokaan, koirammekokaan, koirannekokaan, koiraanikokaan, koiraasikokaan, koiraansakokaan, koiraammekokaan, koiraannekokaan, koirassanikokaan, koirassasikokaan, koirassansakokaan, koirassammekokaan, koirassannekokaan, koirastanikokaan, koirastasikokaan, koirastansakokaan, koirastammekokaan, koirastannekokaan, koirallanikokaan, koirallasikokaan, koirallansakokaan, koirallammekokaan, koirallannekokaan, koirananikokaan, koiranasikokaan, koiranansakokaan, koiranammekokaan, koiranannekokaan, koiraksenikokaan, koiraksesikokaan, koiraksensakokaan, koiraksemmekokaan, koiraksennekokaan, koirattanikokaan, koirattasikokaan, koirattansakokaan, koirattammekokaan, koirattannekokaan, koirinenikokaan, koirinesikokaan, koirinensakokaan, koirinemmekokaan, koirinennekokaan. Swedish: Breath!! German: Whattaaa? English: Okay, now you’re just making things up! Finnish: And now the plural forms….. English: WHAT?!?!

@bindelj @SamBarber1910 @michaelpforan Their body language gives away their lack of conviction. They looked very uncomfortable. Audience reaction not quite what they imagined and did not know how to deal with the boos. Hope it’s given them some reflectio time.

Here are the utter bellends, doing their usual social justice warrior, Complex PTSD schtick, sent to me by a disgusted student who wanted to LISTEN TO @michaelpforan

@PompeySteph @bindelj @michaelpforan What a childish comment. How old are you?

@bindelj @michaelpforan I have more people listening to me at a poetry event in a village hall in the depths of winter. How embarrassing.

@LGBTQPrideUK @michaelpforan Prove there is bullying and harrasssment please. It is this just some lame excuse for having a tantrum? Big babies.

@michaelpforan Students shouldn’t face bullying or harassment from speakers such as yourself.

Due to escalating disruptive protests, I have decided to cancel the remainder of these lectures. This is deeply lamentable, but the disruption has undermined the academic nature of this series. Students shouldn't face bullying or harassment when attending academic events.

@DannyWxo @jk_rowling That you’re even considering ‘discussing whether segregating menstruating girls is actually beneficial or harmful’ is mind-boggling. WTF?!?!?

@jk_rowling Dragging transgender people into every conversation about women and girls doesn't strengthen the argument. This post seems more interested in scoring points than discussing whether segregating menstruating girls is actually beneficial or harmful.

Yes, period huts are back. Because girls just aren’t embarrassed and awkward enough about menstruation. But what happens when the trans-identified boy feels excluded from the period hut? What if he feels less of a girl? Perhaps it would be easier just to tell girls to stay home.

@JoeBangles11 I love Pié d’angloys and Stilton but ONLY Colton Basset Stilton. The rest just don’t compare.

I only pop on here to talk about cheese and end up reading about corrupt MPs, a useless PM, violent criminals/rapists getting slaps on the wrist, police corruption, and hoards of perverted men invading women’s spaces. Anyway… what’s your favourite cheese?

@WomenReadWomen 1. Why do this? 2. Why film it? 3. Why post it online for everyone to see? He’s deranged. I won’t believe any other explanation.

They dress like what they're attracted to

@SamanthaNiblet4 No. No-one has the right to dictate how other people use language. And you’re wrong. It IS hard to go against one’s instincts and refer to a man as ‘she’.

Just respect other people’s wishes for how they want to be referred to. It’s not hard. One of the things we British are supposed to be renowned for is good manners. #Pronouns #LGBT #NonBinary #Language #TheyThem

@Keri_J_Russell @EmmiMcR @jk_rowling You cannot say categorically that all toilets in every school are patrolled by teachers at all times. It’s simply not true.

@EmmiMcR @jk_rowling They are completely closed, yes. So kids can change their products, defecate etc in privacy which is a huge thing for them. They are patrolled by teachers yes.

Polite notice to schools still breaking the law by failing to provide single sex bathrooms: you will be sued and you will lose 👇

@Keri_J_Russell @jk_rowling You have no proof at all that they are safer and your say-so isn’t enough. As a contrast, I have worked as a secondary school teacher for over 30 years and girls tell me over and over that they hate the mixed sex toilets. It’s not just about safety. They don’t like it.

@jk_rowling I’ve worked in schools where there are single toilet cubicles that are unisex. They are safer, Joanne. As they are so open nothing g can happen. The tooleting is in a separate completely closed cubicle. The only ‘mixing’ is the hand sink and drying.

@jk_rowling They can’t make up their minds. One minute they are women because they feel like it, the next it’s all about looking like a woman and ‘passing’. What most have in common though is hurling insults and abuse. Almost like they get a thrill out if it. Who would have thought?

1. Women’s spaces are for women. It’s irrelevant how the women look. 2. Men don’t belong in women’s spaces. It’s irrelevant how the men look. 3. Most trans-identified men would give at least one ball to look like Sharron Davies.

@ThatAussieWoman @scrufwiththecat He’s a man. If he’s a man, he can’t be a woman and the other two are as real as the tooth fairy.

POLl: - What is this person? 1. A Woman 2. A Man 3. A Man with the Gender Identity of a Woman 4. A Trans Woman The poll is in the first reply.

@unisontheunion Nowt wrong with the law. A whole lot of people have been misguided about what the law actually says and now that it has been made clear that single sex spaces should be based on biological sex, they are up in arms. The law is clear, always has been; there is no need for change.

🚨 Opposing the EHRC guidance – we need your voice MPs will decide on the guidance in the next 30 days — and we need to show them the reality We need you to tell us why it's unworkable and the real life impact it will have on you in the workplace 📩 Email us: out@unison.co.uk

@LeftieStats Why scrap guidance? The law remains the law so without the guidance to interpret it, businesses won’t be clear about what their duties are. This is bonkers. Utterly stupid. Nadia Whittome should not be an MP if she doesn’t understand how the law works.

🚨BREAKING | Labour MP Nadia Whittome has tabled a motion to REJECT the EHRC bathroom ban "guidance". If MPs back her motion, the EHRC guidance will be rejected and will not be implemented. Motion is co-signed by Green MPs Hannah Spencer and Sian Berry.

@RupaHuq @EHRC You’re an elected representative yet you don’t understand the law and how it has to be interpreted. You aren’t fit for office.

The @EHRC guidance hinges on subjective term "discomfort of service users" to ban trans people from universal services. I asked Equalities Minister to ensure trans inclusive public spaces can continue, otherwise the draft code is unreasonable, unfair and unworkable #PrideMonth

@fabianschaer @NUFC Fantastich! Das freut mich sehr!

There’s no place like home 🖤🤍

@NadiaWhittomeMP Why have you made this your hobby horse? Is it because you can’t actually do a proper job of being a representative for your constituents? Ludicrous woman.

The government’s own impact assessment warns that the EHRC’s Code of Practice exposes trans women to a “disproportionate risk of violence and sexual assault” and that women who do not conform to gender stereotypes may face “greater scrutiny”. It also doesn’t offer clarity to organisations that want to be trans-inclusive. For example, if a charity wants to hold a trans-inclusive women’s coffee morning as a service open to the public, without opening it to all. My plea to the government: withdraw the guidance and instead legislate to protect trans people’s rights, privacy and inclusion.  For reference, the Minister’s response is in relation to membership organisations with rules for membership, but as the guidance stands, this would not apply to a charity service open to the public.

@fbunational Hard won rights? You mean stolen privileges. Tell the truth, allow people to respond instead of turning off replies and show some feckin support for WOMEN you cowardly shits.

🔥 When your house is on fire, every second counts. Dorset & Wiltshire fire service already responds nearly 2 minutes slower than the national average. Now the fire authority wants to close 8 stations, axe 96 firefighter posts, and remove 8 fire engines.

@latsot I use yards for short distances, I can’t be the only one? If someone asks me for directions, I will always say ‘it’s a left turn about 50 yards down the road’.

This all seems perfectly in order.