The Alan 🟨🟫🟥🟩🟨

@bluenobby @AngelaRayner Uncanny

Greed, entitlement, hypocrisy and the same old 'Yeah but the Tories' broken record. It's all there @AngelaRayner you two faced, shameless parasite. Angela Rayner tells BBC she will not repay severance payment - BBC News share.google/DpjJr822UNjkwM…

Angela Rayner being pressed here on Labour's promise of council houses. Guess how many they built last year?? Only 12 000. Actually pretty diabolical.

@andrewc44104127 Well it's a maximum of 3 years, but I reckon they'll turn on him before that.

How long do you think Andy Burnham will last as prime minister?

@9baggie_9 Sorry, not sorry

@Snakio64 His sexuality has no influence on the ability to do his job. I am no liebour fan But i think you need to grow up

New Defence Secretary Wes Streeting set to announce immediate changes to military uniforms.

@NickWestbyNew Absolutely. Her right to buy initiative pulled my family out of near poverty.

Thatcher.

@somersetlevel Oooo matron

Not to be outdone by Stella Creasy, Chris Bryant says he’s seen a cockatoo on Clapham Common!

@anonymous_17089 @WireSpy92 I bet there's a few chutney ferrets would love a go on that.

@Snakio64 @WireSpy92 Trident upgrade operational well before deadline.

@rockinr1ch 😆😆

@Snakio64 27 points for Grub, 13 points for train. Minus 5 points for lack of footplate. Total = something. I think you are the winner 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Well done. Please keep a digital record of your points total. You may win a less than stunning prize 👍

Old gits quiz. Name the last bloke. Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble & ?????? Don't cheat. I always thought Barney and McGrew were 2 different people. Why does Barney get both names mentioned & no one else does? Is he a bit like a footy player where the....

@TheRealJamieKay Yep, all day long (or until my arteries clog)

Blue cheese. Yes or no?

@TheRealJamieKay Fresh bedsheets

What’s the best smell in the world?

@CharlotteCGill Jesus, has Vorderman joined the greens? She'll do anything for publicity 🙄

Uh oh

@x_Sala_24_12_72 How long are those legs? 😳 Lovely pic.

Jesus Nora 22 years ago 😯

@Edwina_Currie What a lousy thing to say.

Looks like Farage is STILL trying to make political capital out of Ann Widdecombe's murder. Shame on him. What a creep. 👇👇👇😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

@LMSBOSSY @DreyfusJames @m_scottie57 @Jade2000cute That's the 3rd dog called Alan that I know I was named after 🙂

@DreyfusJames @m_scottie57 @Jade2000cute Oh James that person is being absolutely vile! Sending an Alan for you… he’ll give the nasty people a piece of his mind.

@andrewc44104127 Dodgy

Surprise surprise she's kept her job.... Describe shabhana Mahmood in 1 word.

@TomK_Brit1993 Just keep him away from any money.

Ed Miliband is the New Foreign Secretary.

David Lammy has been sacked as Justice Secretary and Deputy PM. Good riddance to such a glorified imbecile.

@DavidLammy @Keir_Starmer

It has been the greatest privilege of my life, coming from humble beginnings in Tottenham, to serve in government as @Keir_Starmer’s Foreign Secretary, Justice Secretary and Britain’s first Black Deputy Prime Minister. I am immensely proud of what we achieved, in Opposition and in Government. As Foreign Secretary and Deputy Prime Minister, I helped rebuild Britain’s relationships with our European allies after the catastrophic Brexit years, stood steadfastly with Ukraine in its darkest hours, championed a new partnership of equals with the Global South and was proud to play a leading role in Britain’s recognition of the State of Palestine. I worked to secure the Special Relationship with the United States in a new era and deepened our partnerships with the Gulf and India to deliver trade, growth and security for the British people. As Justice Secretary and Lord Chancellor, I put record investment in our courts to begin stabilising the backlog for victims left waiting too long for justice, put in changes to take our prisons back from the brink to prevent a collapse in prison capacity ever again, put massive investment in the probation service and victims and helped deliver the Hillsborough Law. I also put in place a new approach to improving the diversity of our judiciary and made the Ministry of Justice a Whitehall leader in harnessing the potential of artificial intelligence. I would have been proud to continue serving in Cabinet. But a new Prime Minister is entitled to build his own team, and I wish @AndyBurnham and the new Cabinet every success. I will continue to serve the great people of Tottenham, support this Labour government from the backbenches and do everything I can to help defeat Reform again at the next general election.