Snarkypops has left the building & is at Bluesky

@TheGriftReport @campbellclaret Yet!

I don’t want to sound like one of those judges who couldn’t name the Beatles but until a few days ago I had never heard of Greg Wallace. From the little I have seen of him I am quite relieved I hadn’t. But when you turn on the news to find out the latest in Syria, France, Ireland and the US, you have a long wait right now. Weird

@TashP351 I once said "Is it on the trolley" when the Buffet cart came by on my train and I just got a curt "no" and whisked by at a rate of knots so I feel your pain.

A couple in the coffee shop ordered soup today, so when I took it over to them I tried to look as unsteady as I could without dropping it and said "two soups" and they just looked at me blankly.

@RhodaMiller14 @reformparty_uk They never got much over 300 in any of the stages if that's any comfort on Thursdays council election for Fairmilehead.

@SkyNews He was a great actor, not a bad faith actor, like most of your presenters, is that what's confusing you?

Timothy West played the Tories' wartime hero Winston Churchill three times, yet he was a passionate life-long supporter of the Labour Party news.sky.com/story/timothy-…

@SketchesbyBoze The Hobbit was the book at big school that actually tweaked my daughters interest in reading. Before that "Diary of a Wimpy kid" was her full & frank foray into literature. She now has Japanese noir detective books adorning her student flat along with "The Marxist Theory of Art".

saw someone say that The Hobbit is too difficult a book for teenagers, and I really think part of the problem is adults with such low expectations that they think kids can’t handle a book famously written for children.

@Otto_English I just wanted to be able to post a picture of my new plant pot and not be told I am destroying people who don't have green thumbs and I'm a fat cow any way, who doesnt deserve to live. But I'll flounce if needed. Oh and escaping the sex bots the joyless never ending sex bots.

Nobody is "flouncing off". Some people have opened a second account and some people have had enough of the seething anger and disinformation on this platform

Who likes them cheeky Maddie’s a tiny bit nosey but she’s a happy playful baby.. 7 months old and looking for her forever home Her ideal home is one to share ideally with another dog doggydensukrescue.co.uk/rescue-applica… #Nottinghamshire #mansfield #Worksop #Sheffield #Yorkshire #Barnsley

Very urgent, please retweet to help Oscar an Freya find a home together #AYR #SCOTLAND #UK ⭐️🐶🐶⭐️ BONDED PAIR Aged 8 and 11 at risk of being split as no one has shown interest in adopting them together. Oscar & Freya - In Ayr looking for a home together Oscar DOB 1.6.16 Neutered male Freya DOB 15.12.13 Neutered Female Oscar and Freya have found themselves back in rescue💔 Oscar is a small medium and the more confident of the two and never stops wagging his tail He loves everyone and just wants to be loved and fussed, but that said he is not a needy dog and can also be left to play and cosy up with his best friend Freya. Freya is a little more shy until she knows you and quite often hangs back and lets Oscar steal the limelight, but she also loves a fuss and us a very gentle soul. Both dogs are clean in the house, will happily use a crate and travel well in a car. I don’t think they have had many lead walks of late, but both walk nicely on a lead once they are settled. If you have room in your heart and home for these sweet, loving dogs please pop onto our website at savingandrehomingstrays.org and complete an application form and if you can’t adopt them, please share far and wide as the more shares they get, the higher their chances are of finding a home together. Post on Facebook facebook.com/savingandrehom…… EMAIL. enquire@srs-scio.org #Glasgow #Aberdeen #AberdeenShire #Edinburgh #adoptdontshop #Rescuedogs @lorraine @thismorning

@BuddyWinston Just got started and it seems really refreshing.

How many of you are on Bluesky?

The Onion just bought Infowars and plans to turn it into a comedy platform. This is perhaps the greatest act of satirical genius we have witnessed this century. pbs.org/newshour/natio…

TV presenter @PhilSpencerTV blocked us before for sharing this image, so we’re here to remind everyone that he takes pleasure in killing animals. He’d probably hate it if you shared this again.

@CriticalCupcake Got ya.

If you're heading for where the skies are bluer, you'll find me there too. Drop your own new handles too if you want to be found 🦋

🥰 Nealy's happy smile brightens up these foggy days 🥰 Nealy's 5 yrs old, a clever, fun boy who likes other #dogs & loves learning tricks! He's with us so long 💔 Nealy has rehoming needs, can you offer him the home he dreams of? madra.ie/dog-profiles/ #AdoptDontShop

Madeley just said that NHS workers are on ‘bloated wages’. Your reminder that Madeley gets £800k for reading out bits of the Daily Mail. #GMB

@exitthelemming So so sorry to hear this. He seemed such a lovely human being and there's not many of them left.

The push me pull you auditions for the Dr Doolittle reboot aren't quite going to plan.

@RpsAgainstTrump Presumably because he can do this while hanging from his lair at midnight while staying away from mirrors, garlic and sharp wooden pointed things.

BREAKING: Stephen Miller will serve as White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy, CNN reports

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Did not go the way this racist expected and the answers resulted in him digging a hole for himself. Humanity 1 Inhumanity 0 played off the park.