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Anastasio Somoza García

@StreetwiseChimp

Gold for friends, Lead for foes.

Nicaragua Katılım Aralık 2020
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Anastasio Somoza García
Anastasio Somoza García@StreetwiseChimp·
@FifthThird Trying to take advantage of your mailer but your website says I have to go to a branch and the branch won’t help me because there’s “not enough time” even though I got there 45 minutes before closing. Do you want my business or not?
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Anastasio Somoza García@StreetwiseChimp·
@SouthwestAir Thanks for canceling my flight, sending me all over the country, and not even throwing me a bone by giving me a better boarding position than C56 (originally had B02). Unless I want to pay to upgrade, of course. This will already cost me an extra $100.
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Anastasio Somoza García@StreetwiseChimp·
Just got hit with the @lyft vomit scam. Customer support refused to provide time or location stamps for the BS pics the driver submitted, so I guess a chargeback is in order.
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DagingaFredman
DagingaFredman@dagingafredman·
The waitress wants it if she writes her phone number on a napkin while you are with your girl..... The stripper likes your vibe if she wants to go half on a hotel room with you.... and wants to cook for you the following week end. Your ex regrets leaving you, if you up you game and never ever ever chase her ass, in fact the LAST person you should be thinkin about is YOUR EX, they are an EX for a reason.. ALWAYS FORWARD NEVER BACKWARD... ID BE PISSED IF MY EX WANTED ME BACK AND ID HOPE SHE FEEL THE SAME WAY IF IT WAS REVERSED.. SOMETHING IN LIFE YA GOTTA LET GO, EX's ARE ONE OF THEM ...... Enjoy the memories and keep it FLOWING FORWARD!!!!!!!
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Reece
Reece@Reecebrah·
The waitress wants it That egirl is mentally okay The stripper really liked your vibe The cashier was ovulating Your ex regrets leaving you The bot in your dms is a real girl Just delusionmaxx bro life is better that way
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Anastasio Somoza García@StreetwiseChimp·
@privateeyeruss Making decisions based on emotion is only useful at the margins. That is, if flip a coin to choose between two equal options but you’re hoping it’s heads then do they thing for heads. They’d better actually be equal “on paper” though.
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Private Eye Russ
Private Eye Russ@privateeyeruss·
Private Eye Russ here The biggest hindrance some men have in managing their relationships is that they are hopeless romantics. I honestly think men are obsessed with the Disney fairy tale marriage/family / life more than women are. Typically as I get to know these men more who are living in such denial it becomes apparent that they were raised in a very matriarchal dominated household. The best thing you can do is learn how to make decisions devoid of emotion.
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Anastasio Somoza García@StreetwiseChimp·
@privateeyeruss Every man considering marriage should sit in for a hour or two of family law proceedings. You can even do this online now. None of the people there thought they’d be in this position when they signed the marriage license.
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MW4Liberty
MW4Liberty@MW4Liberty·
My friend just told me his coworker was on the job site pissed about SNAP going away, saying “man now what am I going to do?” My friend asks “Don’t you make too much money for that anyway.” The reply? “I buy $2000 worth of SNAP a month for $500 from so and so. Now I have to pay full price for groceries.” Is this common? How common?
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Anastasio Somoza García@StreetwiseChimp·
@Zephyrthethird @Hunt3r4life @Afo3 @MW4Liberty Settle down there chief. Yes the ten cents is paid for up front but that’s paid for with EBT. After our hero dumps the soda he gets the ten cents back in cash, which can be used for all sorts of interesting purchases that EBT can’t.
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A@Zephyrthethird·
@Hunt3r4life @Afo3 @MW4Liberty You’re actually an idiot because the you pay for they .10c when you buy the cans you just get back what you paid when you bring the cans back. Do yall ever tell the truth?
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Anastasio Somoza García@StreetwiseChimp·
@privateeyeruss @TheFigen_ There’s also nothing wrong with having a movie or show about a black spy doing cool spy shit. Hell, I might like to see it. It just wouldn’t be James Bond because that’s not who James Bond is.
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Private Eye Russ
Private Eye Russ@privateeyeruss·
@TheFigen_ I think James Bond should be played by a dark-haired white guy the way the books described him. I wouldn't want a race swapped James Bond anymore than I would want a white guy playing shaft. Stop this b******* already!
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The Figen
The Figen@TheFigen_·
Who would you pick to play the next James Bond?
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Anastasio Somoza García@StreetwiseChimp·
@DeerBLB @hernandoarce Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
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DeerBLB@DeerBLB·
@hernandoarce A man with a foreign accent feels free to hector American officers enforcing the law. Interestingly entitled, that one.
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hernando arce
hernando arce@hernandoarce·
An illegal woman who was issued a FINAL REMOVAL ORDER 17 years ago BUT never left in Santa Ana, California was taken by ICE on Wednesday to be deported. She refused to open the door at her residence so the agents had to do stake out until she left her home and drove to her job. There are over 1.4 million illegal aliens currently in our country that have been issued FINAL REMOVAL ORDERS and have refused to leave.
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₿ullSat.btc
₿ullSat.btc@BullSat_btc·
I'm surprised Andrew would argue this point so hard. The reason an 18 year old with a 40 year old is often seen as a problem is because of obvious power dynamics. The moral high ground isn't: "it's legal, what's the problem?" but rather: "that young person is naive and inexperienced." the equivalent of a baseball card sale would be: someone selling a babe ruth rookie card for $10.00 because they were too naive to know otherwise. with that said, to each their own, but we cannot pretend like the power dynamic doesn't exist and that it's often taken advantage of.
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internet hall of fame@InternetH0F·
How can someone seriously think dating an 18 year old in your 40s is not absolutely insane like what 😭 😭
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Anastasio Somoza García@StreetwiseChimp·
@InternetH0F Of course he says that. It makes it harder for him to bag a 20 year old baddie if he has to compete with a 40 year old.
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French OG
French OG@FrenchOG3·
When women start reasoning like guys.
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Anastasio Somoza García@StreetwiseChimp·
@privateeyeruss If you want to live some crazy party lifestyle and also want to get married (why?) then go ahead and marry this girl. I’m sure it’ll be a blast for a while. Do not expect anything resembling Leave it to Beaver, ever.
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MR. OBVIOUS
MR. OBVIOUS@ObviousRises·
It makes women so angry how little it takes for a man to be happy.
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Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙
Me getting into the Uber: “Hey how are you?” Me getting out: “birth control doesn’t just stop pregnancy...it makes women attracted to less masculine men. And as a result, men subconsciously adjust, becoming less masculine just to stay desirable. Over decades, that reshaped the entire culture into something way more feminine. Then, when these women quit the pill to have kids, they realize they’re not actually attracted to their partner anymore. Cue divorce. That’s why divorce rates are sky high. It’s like society got hacked through hormones.”
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MickeyMabel1984@MickyMM1984·
@lporiginalg Kinda sounds fake, but divorce should not be allowed without cause. Infidelity, abuse, fraud etc
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