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ZANU PF thugs grabbing the mic from Hon Chibaya as he made his submissions in Gweru. This nonsense should stop!

📹 Lawyer Doug Coltart has this afternoon filed criminal charges against Zanu PF central committee member Luckmore Tinashe Gapa who was filmed snatching his phone, and Nicholas Hamadziripi, seen slapping him at the City Sports Centre on Tuesday during a CAB3 public hearing

The man in this video aggressively approaches our journalist, forces her to stop recording, yanks the phone from her hands, and the recording comes to an end. Journalists are never legitimate targets for police, CIO, MDI or whoever. This completely unacceptable. Anyone who knows who this man is - please DM the details.

@ZimParrot @nickmangwana He won't respond, he sees no evil🤣🤣

@nickmangwana You are shameIess!

CITY SPORTS Second Day of Pubic Hearings going on smoothly. #CAB3

@Tactico_24 @shonapapi 😂😂😂 ehe mota hapana asi ma comment ari tiiii tinawo

@shonapapi Vanhu vasina kana mota yavakambotengawo in their names ndovanenge vakazara muma comment section ezvemota mu Zimbabwe 😂

Would you advise anyone living in Zimbabwe to buy or own a BMW

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@xghana_ If Jonasi loses the case, a lot of people will be in trouble, I am seeing law suits all over the place 😂

Bro makes jokes out of everything 😅 He got served while performing on stage. 🇿🇼 Zimbabwean comedian Learnmore Jonasi is being sued by Grammy-winning composer Lebo M for $27 million for misinterpreting The Lion King lyrics.

@HumbaWasu @igwejimmiri @xghana_ Jonasi should sue him back after winning the case, for the same amount 😂😂

@igwejimmiri @xghana_ Lebo M has ZERO chance of success. It is a nonsense lawsuit.

@igwejimmiri @MC732NJ @xghana_ What is "Ingonyama"? Only those that don't know the language will believe it is because someone once attention😂

@MC732NJ @xghana_ I guess that's for the court to decide, 🤷🏾‍♂️

@shanaka86 Warmongering disguised as trade agreements, led by the puppet king😂

The Abraham Accords were not designed for this. When Israel, the UAE, and Bahrain signed in September 2020, the agreements covered trade, tourism, technology, and diplomatic recognition. They were economic instruments dressed in the language of peace. Six years later, the same agreements form the backbone of a real-time air defence network intercepting Iranian ballistic missiles over four countries simultaneously. During the 88th wave on March 25, Israeli, Emirati, Bahraini, and American radar systems shared data through the MEAD-CDOC integrated air defence architecture hosted in Qatar. Early-warning feeds from Gulf-based sensors detected Iranian launches within seconds of ignition. Tracking data was relayed to Israeli Iron Dome, David’s Sling, and Arrow batteries before the missiles crossed Iranian airspace. The Accords that were supposed to open embassies are now closing kill chains. Nobody signed up for this version. But this version is what works. The public posture tells one story. Gulf states maintain diplomatic distance. UAE and Bahrain avoid visible military cooperation with Israel. Saudi Arabia has not formally joined. Kuwait, Qatar, and Oman remain non-signatories with cautious neutrality statements. The optics are calibrated for domestic audiences where Palestinian solidarity remains a political constraint that no ruler can publicly abandon. The covert reality tells the opposite story. Saudi Arabia shares intelligence and airspace coordination through backchannels while MBS calls Trump to “keep hitting the Iranians hard” and frames the war as a “historic opportunity to remake the region.” The UAE’s al-Dhafra base hosts American aircraft that fly missions coordinated with Israeli targeting data. Bahrain’s Fifth Fleet headquarters processes threat assessments that feed Israeli defence systems. The Accords are not a peace deal. They are a war machine running on classified data links that did not exist before 2020. Iran understands this better than anyone. The IRGC frames the Accords as a “Zionist-American conspiracy to isolate Iran and betray Palestine.” Russia calls them a “destabilising US-led bloc.” China sees them as “US containment undermining Belt and Road.” All three are correct. The Accords ARE an anti-Iran security architecture. The war proved it. Every intercepted missile validates the data-sharing that the Accords enabled. Every successful defence demonstrates that the network Iran tried to prevent is the network now defending the countries Iran is attacking. The paradox is that Iran’s 88 waves of missiles have done more to validate the Accords than six years of trade delegations and tourism agreements ever could. The economic benefits were nice. The security benefits are existential. No Gulf ruler will abandon a data link that saved their capital from a ballistic missile because their population has opinions about Palestine. The calculus shifted from “should we normalise?” to “can we survive without the network?” The answer, demonstrated 88 times, is no. MBS is extracting the price. Saudi Arabia’s terms for formal accession are now reported as a NATO Article 5-level defence pact, nuclear sovereignty including domestic enrichment, and Palestinian concessions that Israel has never offered. The war gave MBS leverage that no peacetime negotiation could provide. He watched 88 waves hit his neighbours and concluded that joining the Accords is worth more now than it was before the first missile was fired. The price rose with the threat. And the threat is not theoretical. It hit Ras Tanura on March 2. The Accords did not collapse under the war. They mutated. Economic diplomacy became security architecture. Tourism agreements became kill chains. Trade deals became data links. The peace accords became a war alliance. And the war that was supposed to destroy them proved they were the only thing standing between 88 waves and undefended cities. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@shanaka86 Voetsek Stupid analysis wth brainwashed subjective jagon,trying to portray villains &heroes We all know wh the villains are "Suspending" a threat to destroy a country's "power plants &energy" affecting 88m pple coz thy dn't bend to yr will shld b viewed as heroism, getaway mxmmm

BREAKING: While the world debates whether Trump’s “productive conversations” are real, the United States eliminated 10 Iran-backed PMF fighters and the Anbar operations chief during a commanders’ meeting in western Iraq. Thirty wounded. The strike was precision-targeted at a headquarters coordinating attacks on US forces across the region. This happened during what headlines are calling a “pause.” Here is what the pause actually is. President Trump’s 5-day suspension applies to one category: Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure. That restraint was a deliberate choice to protect 88 million Iranian civilians from a blackout that would collapse hospitals, water systems, and emergency services. It was not weakness. It was the decision of a president who holds the capacity to destroy Iran’s entire grid in “one shot” and chose not to, buying time for diplomacy that could save millions of lives on both sides. Everything outside that protected category continues with full intensity because it must. The IRGC headquarters that plan missile strikes on Israeli civilians are being dismantled. The launcher sites that fire cluster munitions at Tel Aviv at 3 AM are being hunted. The missile production facilities that build the Khorramshahr-4s carrying Soviet-era designs upgraded with Chinese components are being destroyed. The nuclear scientists who could rebuild the programme that threatens the entire region are being removed from the equation. The PMF commanders who coordinate Iranian proxy attacks on American service members are being targeted. The IDF dropped over 100 precision munitions on Tehran overnight, striking Quds Force command posts, IRGC intelligence centres, and warhead research facilities. These are military targets. These are the command nodes of an apparatus that has fired hundreds of ballistic missiles at civilian populations. Now look at what Iran and its proxies are doing with their “pause.” Overnight cluster munitions fell on Tel Aviv, Ramat Gan, and Kiryat Shmona. Not military bases. Residential neighbourhoods. Hezbollah fired rockets into northern Israeli communities. Houthis continued attacking commercial shipping in the Red Sea, threatening the livelihoods of sailors from dozens of nations who have nothing to do with this war. Iranian drones targeted Gulf desalination plants that produce drinking water for millions. The electricity ledger Iran published on live television was not a statement of restraint. It was a target list: “Strike electricity and we strike electricity.” Iran is openly promising to attack the infrastructure that keeps civilian populations alive across an entire region. The contrast is structural. The United States paused strikes on civilian infrastructure to create space for talks. Iran used that same space to fire cluster munitions at residential areas and threaten regional power grids. Israel is striking military headquarters and missile factories. Iran is striking apartment buildings and threatening desalination plants. One side drew a line to protect civilians. The other side is using the protection as cover to target them. Trump is simultaneously fighting and negotiating because that is how wars end. The Islamabad channel is being prepared. Ghalibaf is being evaluated. The 82nd Airborne is positioning. The IDF is hunting 140 remaining launchers. The power-plant pause holds because both sides understand that crossing the electricity line turns a war into a civilisational collapse. But everything below that line, every headquarters, every launcher, every proxy command post, every production facility, continues to be degraded methodically, precisely, and relentlessly. The pause protects Iranian civilians from their own government’s decision to start a war. The strikes protect Israeli, Gulf, and American civilians from that same government’s decision to continue it. Full analysis: open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@GeorgeCharamba2 Kuma offices enyu yes it's $2.17 asi on the ground it's between $2.20 & 2.24

PUBLIC NOTICE!!!

@Viralvid_89 Karen was simply supposed to apologise but then, she is never wrong🤣

Karen Doesn't Like Getting the Same Energy Back.

@Chaney_James_W @Viralvid_89 The worker also saw her as a sir🤣, workers are humans too and have a right to call what they see as Karen has her right too to call her what she sees. This hypocrisy is stiking

@Viralvid_89 I’m on the side of the customer, I don’t think she’s a Karen for her opinion, she is not unlike most Americans, “you will not tell me what I must say, we call it likes we sees it and you’re not a…”

@mukute263 @PoliceZimbabwe 🤣

@TMidlander @PoliceZimbabwe Unosara wakuti eke watorohwa munyama

The Zimbabwe Republic Police confirms a shootout incident with armed robbery suspects in Gweru tonight, resulting in the deaths of two robbers. The ZRP will release detailed information on 20th March 2026. #NoToArmedRobbery.

@mukute263 @PoliceZimbabwe Kops n Robhaz🤣🤣

@PoliceZimbabwe Kutamba cops and robbers kuzimbabwe hako kunoda unefuneral policy iri up to date.