WhatIfFaces
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WhatIfFaces
@WhatIfFaces
Alternate realities, one face at a time
Katılım Ağustos 2025
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It was Cameo that helped us to break even so for those of you that booked a message with me,thank you.
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@GreggAWallace Fuck off you vile cunt. Why anyone is still paying you for anything is beyond me.
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@northumbriana @wessiedutoit @cusackandrew I’m sorry to be a damp squib but a lot of Europe looks like this in May. Not sure what’s so special about it 🤷
Go to Switzerland - now that’s spectacular and special
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Spent the weekend deep in the countryside in Cornwall, Devon and Wiltshire. Just astonishingly beautiful. I say it every year, but I have never been anywhere more lovely than England in May.
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@Topo_G Why do you advocate others in most cases to quit? Most people can handle alcohol just fine. Not everybody couldnt handle it like you
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I quit drinking many years ago, I advocate others in most cases quit also... with that said this is the softest shit I've ever heard.
few glasses of wine
brother in christ; few glasses is what we worked on while we got the shirt on.
My standard night would ruin this guys year
Mikli@CryptoMikli
Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”
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@Mattamus111 @WarMonitor3 Every major western city in is highly multicultural though, from London to LA and everything between. Tell me one which isn’t
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@dashwoodard @bungarsargon It may be a negative for you because you got addicted to it like a child to candy. Most people don’t
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@bungarsargon People who can’t give up drinking alcohol say things like this as an excuse to drink. Anyone who has drank for years and then gives it up for more than a year knows exactly what this guy is talking about. Alcohol is an absolute negative on your life.
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Actually, drinking wine with friends and family, sometimes more than you planned, getting messy and maudlin with loved ones, is what makes life worth living and is 10X as valuable as optimized workouts, apex podcasting, and whatever that is that he's selling on his wrist.
Mikli@CryptoMikli
Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”
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@100kDiary @OhTrading Why the hate? SoFi is killing it each earnings, showing continuous growth.
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@OhTrading I'd rather buy tech stocks blindfolded than put a single penny into SOFI. 😂 Hope you didn’t buy a lot!
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What's the absolute worst financial advice you've ever received?
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@100kDiary The Muddy Waters report has been torn to pieces as being a load of BS lol you’re a bit behind
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This is what bagholder desperation looks like. 😭 $SOFI is an overpriced digital credit union cosplaying as a tech company.
Galileo platform revenue is shrinking, 2026 guidance is completely flat, and Muddy Waters already exposed the balance sheet. It’s a high-risk personal lender in a 5% yield environment. $8 is a fair valuation, not a dip.
Enjoy the ride down to $8, I might actually buy some of your bags then.
James Boening@BoeningJames
@Ashton_1nvests @100kDiary Please this 🎪🤡 from the UK doesn’t have the balls to short. Just a wantabe kid acting like he knows something. 🤦🏼♂️ Moving on. I saved his profile so I can send him a pic when $SOFI returns millions to me in profits. It won’t take long. 💵😉
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@trevhesinvests But he doesn’t control the stock price. SoFi is killing it each earnings yet it’s still down. What more can he do?
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$SOFI CEO Anthony Noto has been buying up shares left and right as of late, here's why this is so important:
According to Guru Focus, Anthony Noto's estimated net worth is around $255M
He owns 11.95M shares of $SOFI ... at $15.88, his shares are worth ~$190M
~75% of his net worth is tied to $SOFI stock, so he has a LOT of motivation to perform and execute at a high level
This is extremely bullish to me as a shareholder, and I personally think $SOFI is a steal down under $20 for the long-run
Very excited for where this company is going to go over the next 5-10 years
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Walking around Europe, you really feel like you’re living in the ruins of a once great civilization
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@_Unknown_D_ @GuthixMoney No, you should have put the money on the S&P500 and you would’ve had huge returns now
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@GuthixMoney Nothing, I had the car for 3 years but I should have used the money to get on the property ladder sooner
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The only time I’ve fumbled a large about of money was at 24. Spent £12k on a bmw in cash, worst financial decision ever.
BIG MAINE 💍💍@maineadelphia
i had 30 grand at 22 and fumbled it.
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@celticfc420 @PervyHerby1 @I_amMukhtar What’s the fucking point in sniffing a line and going to bed? How shit must your life be to do that? 🤦
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@PervyHerby1 @I_amMukhtar Lies you can go to sleep on it if you have took it enough in your life speak from experience no longer take it but could easily sniff a line and go to bed 🙄
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$SoFi will continue to go down as long finance stocks are out of favour
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@helen_spirit1 @SonOfFletch @afneil How is Burnham pretending to be a working class hero? He literally spends his entire time in Greater Manchester - not Manhattan, not central London and not southern France
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@WhatIfFaces @SonOfFletch @afneil He doesn’t have to be.
He’s not the one pretending to be a working class hero.
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Nice to hear from you, Andy. Thanks for the by election. We live for such things.
I’m in no doubt life is tough for lots of folk in Makerfield. But it’s hardly a poster child for urban squalor/deprivation.
Thatcher left power in 1990. She was followed by seven years of unThatcher Major and 13 years of Labour government, of which you were a part. So it’s quite a stretch to blame her for any continuing woes. Unless we blame Labour for failing to put anything right.
On the other hand the houses you were walking past were bought by the tenants under Thatcher’s right to buy scheme, which has given them some pride in place and some wealth they once could only have dreamt of accumulating.
I assume your pledge to ‘renationalise housing’ does not include taking these homes back into public ownership ... even if that would constitute a proper, radical reversal of the Thatcherism you’re (some what bizarrely) campaigning against.
Andy Burnham@AndyBurnhamGM
@afneil You need to get out of London, Andrew. You’ve clearly got no idea how much people here are struggling. And, yes, a lot of it can be traced back to Margaret Thatcher.
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@helen_spirit1 @SonOfFletch @afneil Is he in touch with his working class roots now though? Or is he too busy in his Manhattan penthouse? Or the French villa he owns?
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@SonOfFletch @afneil A tough one for a dumb oaf like you.
A working class Scottish lad who grew up in a tenement and has a decades long career in political journalism versus a middle class lad turned champagne socialist, who flip flops all over the place depending on his audience.
Hmm…
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@BIADNOW @garyseconomics I’ll help you visualise: white male, in their 40s and 50s, bald, beer gut, bad teeth, shouting and urinating everywhere in city centres. That’s the far right.
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@garyseconomics Far right, what does that even mean anymore?
A grifters gotta grift I guess.
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The ONLY way to stop the far right from taking power in your country
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@2147mill 2 euros is actually a bit expensive for Italy. It’s usually 1.20 euro for an espresso
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This also cost €2. Centre of Palermo.
🇬🇧 Tom - Investor £120K@2147mill
Why can’t we do this in the UK?
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@gillysuit21 @2147mill I do. My point is, what’s the best way to protect your gains over the years and decades? When is the right time to derisk if you want to retire at 50 and how do you desrisk? These are important questions that accounts like @2147mill don’t answer
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@WhatIfFaces @2147mill right but you have agency here and if you fear a crash then literally nobody is stopping you from selling everything.
You understand this right?
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I get asked this a lot: “What if we get another 2008-style crash?”
Honestly - if something that big happens, everything will dump hard. Stocks, crypto, property, sentiment… the lot.
It would be ugly and chaotic, and there isn’t some clever strategy that magically avoids it.
The only real lever you have:
• time
• staying invested
• having some cash ready if you’re able, to buy when fear is extreme
We don’t prepare for crashes by predicting them.
We prepare by not overleveraging and keeping optionality.
If it happens, it’ll feel awful in the moment - but historically, those periods end up being the biggest opportunities for long-term investors.
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