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@Cosmo_Tr0n @nonregemesse Bro just learned what a copypasta was 😭

@nonregemesse Yeah this is bullshit. I saw this same story about Michael b Jordan last week.

I actually saw Chappell Roan at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma’am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@Kevin1138159 @Pretefunkera @_iamblakeley Its the reason why some ppl tend to turn liberal after leaving their conservative households because they get a more broad view of the world. Her story is just literally like many others.

@Pretefunkera @_iamblakeley Who cares how old she was? I'm the same age as her and have been a Bernie supporter since high school as most of Gen Z is. Even her platform on her website has policies she supported back in 2019.

Isn’t it funny how when someone on the left used to be a conservative it’s all “omg horseshoe theory! REPUBLICANS! Defeat them at all costs!!!” But when a right-wing Republican leaves the party becomes a “centrist never Trumper” they’ll give them a show and call them the leader of the resistance.

@weballzhard @HotTakePancake_ @FlockLeader_ This wasn't even vague either lol. Its easily searchable vs something like "yall see it too right" or whatever

@HotTakePancake_ @FlockLeader_ to be fair depending on his age he wasn't be vague he could've forgot so many people have been born they know the story which was common knowledge at one point

Boy did her career take a different type of sharp turn

Selling 2 tix for I Hate Models tonight @ avalon ! Pls take them off my hands 🙏 @VibesSushi @SCEE_13 @GlobalDanceGDE

@JaneMurphMurphh @j0n517 @TheLandryShift @Laddin_ There's literally videos of ppl playing jenga slicing out a section and the tower falls down not sideways. So yes simple physics but not simple enough for you

Did you guys notice how the building was struck and didn’t just collapse………. That’s weird…….

LeBron never did that

An I.C.E Agent ordered a cameo from us wanting to say how I.C.E isn’t dangerous and I.C.E doesn’t hurt people but we declined the order because… We hate I.C.E!

Define "this is art" in sports

@bustedlib @Lerouxske @MahyarTousi They literally have been saying how can NYC elect Zohran if they dealt with 9/11 just cuz his race 😂

@Lerouxske @MahyarTousi Hahahahahah white knights like yourself are so funny. You love telling brown people how much they’re hated. While also advocating for criminals at the same time.

The people doing this to Mexico today are the same people ICE agents are trying to deport from the U.S. Be more grateful to your government, liberals.

i cannot keep seeing these videos of punch getting abused by the other monkeys somebody PLEASE DO SOMETHING OH MY GOD @BARACKOBAMA @ZOHRANKMAMDANI @HILLARYCLINTON @VONDERLEYEN @MARKJCARNEY @MADONNA @PETA pLS i’m fucking throwing uP

@UrameshiCdd @imustbecrzy2u @SexyStockSlayer @Im_Just_Lynn This dude just said ppl spend $400 at dennys 😭😭😭😭

@imustbecrzy2u @SexyStockSlayer @Im_Just_Lynn How much do you think your employee’s meal would be? $20? Let’s say $40. 25% of that of that is $10 If he strategically uses it for his biggest table each day—and let’s say that table is $400—thats $100 per day. Do you see the difference?

Told the dennys waiter to round up to 70 for tip and this nigga used his employee discount on our order 😭

@airbnderedacted @vivianmshen Np! 🙏

@_Jonathot @vivianmshen I haven't seen this since the first time I read it, like, 12-14 years ago. Never remembered the title. Tysm for sharing!

i think about this story often now we're all just meatbags

@NoMorePenguins @beesinpjs @vivianmshen Ah thats unfortunate :/ kinda like the reverse result of the lesson

@beesinpjs @_Jonathot @vivianmshen I have an acquaintance who firmly believes this with all his heart, and because of that, he lives his life carelessly since he thinks he will be reborn as another person. For him, it has reduced the importance of his own life.

@Dime633107 @SneakyBeaver

@SneakyBeaver Cue refers to Billards. Queue refers to putting a song up. Educate yourself🤡

It's "Cue" not "Queue" Do they not teach basic English at clown college?

If you ever used the caption "Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat" and are upset that fatboy slim is at quasar. You gotta be one of the dumbest ppl in the scene.

@Zesty_Von_K @greendragonhq Pls show me who they were trying to detain and how you know they were wanted for assault

The agents are lawfully attempting to arrest and detain someone wanted for assault. Pretty boy and his "comrades" decided to take it upon themselves to impede ie. hinder, delay, intimidate, or interfere with these agents in conducting their duties. This was an arrestable offense. Once the agents went to make the arrest, he resisted that arrest and sacrificed his life. Eat shit, I will stick to brisket.

How many times did we see MAGA move the goalpost today? First it was “He had an illegal firearm” Then it was “he pulled his gun on an officer”. Then it was “He was an illegal immigrant” Then it was “why was he recording them in the first place” Then it was “well he was resisting arrest” .. And now we know beyond a reasonable doubt that 1. He did not pull the gun. 2. ICE illegally initiated contact with him. 3. He was a legal citizen born and raised here. 4. His firearm was legal.

@s_helt32011 @facepalmatm @Essential312 @ILLENIUM @aisavestate @jonathot Pls tell me how im wrong

@_Jonathot @facepalmatm @Essential312 @ILLENIUM @aisavestate @Jonathot You're not very smart, I mean at all. Lol

Cant fkn believe that ice video. 5 dudes just straight up murdered that poor guy. Insanely heartbreaking. Fuck that shit.

@facepalmatm @Essential312 @ILLENIUM @aisavestate He literally just stepped in between the aggressive ice agent who pushed the lady to the floor. And they killed him for that. x.com/i/status/20151…

@Essential312 @ILLENIUM @aisavestate He grabbed that woman in the video without consent. Are you blind or retarded?

@chowell2000 @Synthdrum @jasonc_nc @robdoar @barnes_law Lmfao thats how Low IQ he is. Projecting calling others low IQ 😂😂😂

@Synthdrum @jasonc_nc @robdoar @barnes_law Oh like the second amendment? Come on man, you’re embarrassing yourself here

DHS hasn't shown itself to be a consistently reliable narrator. The word choice here gives me pause. “Approached with a 9mm” does not tell us whether the firearm was drawn, displayed, or even known to officers at the time of the encounter. Reserving judgment, but I’m concerned.