hop 🔛🔝

it should be illegal to be bipolar and also chronically ill. like sorry my body doesn’t work half the time and my brain doesn’t work most of the time

@starrmgc @meal09 ….and he’s the one being selfish? Look in the mirror babe

@meal09 kick rocks

noah kahan not rescheduling is lowkey so selfish this show is legit dangerous and traveling is even worse

The plot of The Odyssey is not dissimilar from the 28 year old’s weekend in Chicago. Just a bunch of things one after another after another after another after another after another after another

been SO obsessed with pushing my boulder up a hill lately omggggg could do this every day forever

Whoa

God is putting me in a sock and swinging me hard as fuck into a wall later if you want to hang out

how does childcare cost one million dollars per year but everyone who works in childcare makes $8 an hour

indiana jones to his students: archeology is about FACT. we are RESEARCHERS. you will use the LIBRARY and if you so much as think about myths i will FAIL YOU indiana jones in his free time: if we blow up the colloseum and fuck the pope The Wind might tell us where atlantis is

[deleting tweet] too coherent

People on TikTok are like “If someone you don’t know says hi to you as you pass them on a sidewalk, they’re engaging in a manipulation tactic called ‘boundary-bombing’—here’s 5 signs to look out for” and then their next post is “The Village Theory” about how people need community

@Pontifex Holy Father the post will perform better if you append the url in a threaded reply as opposed to linking it in the tweet

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

Audiobooks aren't reading, by definition. Reading tweets is reading though. If you stacked tweets together I read probably a thousand novels are year. And if you converted these novels into a drinkable substance I would be drinking a thousand poisons a year probably.

i don't use a period tracker i just wait until i feel like michael robinavitch and then i know for sure she's on her way

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

Cats

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

What I have learned from this new bit of citation discourse is that gender studies underwater basket weaving programs have more rigorous academic standards than the entirety of STEM.

they kill you after you graduate

my job on the commune would probably be extracting profit from the labor and resources of the exploited periphery