Alex Chousmith

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@AzureDevOps @alexwiese_ Heres the official Event posted: status.dev.azure.com/_event/3717769… Looks like it might be resolved now as of about half an hour ago

@alexwiese_ We can certainly understand how you feel. Thanks to help us to report this issue with our experts. We’ll let you know as soon as we have any updates.

@AzureDevOps are you having issues today? I cant finish deploys successfully today

@zpetersen @AzureDevOps

@AzureDevOps We are seeing similar: lots of errors trying to run @AzureDevOps Pipelines: "Provisioning request delayed or failed to send 5 time(s). This is over the limit of 3 time(s)."

@mheeery Thanks for contacting us. We are not tracking any degraded services at the moment: msft.it/60145Y2Mq. In this case, can you tell us more details about the issue you’re having? Are you getting an error message? If so, please share a screenshot of it. We’d like to help.

who decided that paying 3% of your tax bill as a "fee" when paying online is acceptable? Like, does it really cost the city $291 for Visa to process that one transaction?

@matt_yow @JedBridges 😬

@JedBridges 🚫 Report as Spam 🚫

See you at Dynamic Island!

@Gavmn twitter.com/malonehedges/s…

alright yep, this is how you work *with* a constraint rather than against it 😍

@AzureSupport @AaronSadlerUK We have an app service + app insights deployed in west-us-3 and seeing similar degraded service issue since around 9:12am

@AaronSadlerUK Just out of curiosity, what region are you deployed in? ^MV

@AzureSupport Whoaaa my hole Azure infrastructure has gone offline... Including the Azure Portal... The status page is showing green? What's happening?

@CubicleApril logic checks out

Me: Alex, does P=NP? Alex (age 9): If N is 1, then yes.

What day of the month of September 2022 is it again? Oh, the 6th? 24 more to go, you say? Great, great

@WolfgangBremer @Duncanma ooh i can feel this one. cuts to the core. because its me

“Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone.”

@jh3yy ohh nice

@chousmith That wasn't the issue. It was that the border-radius on the card was getting ignored on the transition 😢 But, it's fixed and now Safari is the best one 😅 Adding "transform: translateZ(0);" to the card fixes things

C'mon then, do you want the Speedy CSS ⚡ for it? 😅

@jh3yy i don’t get the advantage there then if safari doesn’t like it, vs doing like .card img { transition: transform 0.2s; } .card:hover img { transform: scale(1.5) rotate(-5deg); }

Also... Safari does not like this 😅

@MatthewBerryTMR @FallonTonight twitter poll for what fantasy football question the Clintons will ask you??

Uh, ok. This is insanely cool. I’m on @FallonTonight tonight! So excited.

@tElizaRose @schutzsmith and 🤞🏻 that the tropical storm in baja doesn’t hurricane its way up too?

If you're coming to #WCUS this week... welcome to the weirdest weather pattern San Diego could possibly have. Luckily the worst of the heat seems to be behind us.

“So it says here you’ve maintained steady employment for 15 years as senior software engineer. Alright cool, we’re just gonna have you solve some algorithm stuff that you, and honesty we, have never actually used at work”

@mozimek @LateRoundQB but nobody else posted Survivorship Bias airplane shot up picture yet? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivors…

Has anyone thought of this before? Makes you think.

@alex ok but if you order the order through target dot com instead of drive up pick up, you get from 1-4 separate boxes with plastic packing air bubbles inside and paper packing slips and plastic wrapping individual items and that’s worse than 4 emails?

Email is bad

i’ve found my wife’s burner

@revin @seldo right?? like the Canadian models are explicitly programmed to be extra polite

@seldo i like how there are special features enabled if you’re employed doing modeling in Canada

The car is out of window washing fluid and because I know nothing about cars I read the manual in case there was any trick to it. Turns out literally nobody has ever read this section of the manual; they didn't even bother to write it.