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@mkobach @JamesMMiller2 @chrispantages Wonder if they’ll track “shrinkage”

@JamesMMiller2 @chrispantages So the plan is to only put these in places that don’t have grocery stores?

Serious question: Why not just give NYC grocers a 30% tax rebate as long as they keep staple food prices below the benchmark, instead of creating government run bodegas?

@lowlandsapien Any record of someone getting nailed? Lol

Cannon confiscated from the Finks MC, QLD 1985 which they used to fire cement filled XXXX cans across a valley at initiates who had to dodge them

@cheebacoco @JetBlue Totally normal person

Hi @JetBlue I’m incredibly disappointed. I paid almost $300 for an “Even More Space” upgrade because I have a hip issue and needed the extra legroom. Instead, my seat had a giant plastic equipment box underneath it that blocked my ability to stretch my leg out.

@Mattygosp @joeblo1988 Why would you want the mom to learn a hard lesson? That means her kid being harmed. Consider: you are a bad person.

@joeblo1988 There are so many parents like that today. They want to live out their youth vicariously through their kids, so they say they’re proud when they go out partying and stay out late. I hope mom learns a hard lesson someday

@ThisIsJay216 did the tazer juice not work until right after he knocked the cop out?

Yeah he ain’t gotta worry about getting a bond after that 💀

@DiegoMontoya875 @errantatavist @ThomBrady5 Thank you

@errantatavist @ThomBrady5 x.com/johannkurtz/st…

@percyishim Hornswoggle should beat his ass

Peter Dinklage reveals why he pushed for fewer dwarf character roles despite costing little people jobs. “I just wanted to not be a fantasy dwarf. I wanted to have a dick” “When clinically, what you are has become sort of poached by the fantasy world as a term for somebody who’s not human like a gnome, fairy, pixie, elf” “When you play that you’re clipping your balls and I was like … I can’t be clipped guys” “And they do that with nationalities and many more. We gotta be careful”

@noctiplex @TheDocSportello Yes. They destroy the replies to lots of posts. Just Nigerians and whatnot running Llm’s saying the most inane shit

@TheDocSportello These have to be bots, right? They’re using LLMisms.

I love discussing films with blue check accounts on X, the everything app!

@Kroniebits Apparently they’ve been moulded by alcohol. Interesting

How much would I have to drink for a mosquito to instantly die from alcohol poisoning when it bites me

@powerslap Embarrassing “sport”

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@clashreport 🤦‍♂️

Laura Loomer: I discovered that basically I'm part Ukrainian, I guess, right? And basically, right, I guess I am Ukrainian. I guess I went from being anti-Ukraine to discovering in Ukraine that I am Ukrainian. So, it's quite shocking.

@gshmoneyb @GigglingGanon That cop is stressed out, he needs a break. Out of control imo

@GigglingGanon Idk what’s worse the guy randomly getting searched bc of a smell in the area the officer swears he smelled coming from the white car or this kid riding around with nothing but dumb shit on him in the front seat with a strap he never dumped while running away lmao

World's dumbest drug dealer pulls marijuana filled car into a gas station to get gas at a pump right next to a police officer. What could go wrong? 🤷 ​An officer with the Oak Lawn Police Department initiated a traffic stop on a white sedan after observing the driver execute an illegal turn into a Marathon Gas Station lot. While questioning the driver—who appeared noticeably nervous—the officer detected a strong odor of cannabis emanating from the vehicle. The driver denied smoking and insisted he had just left work. He also informed the officer he works for people's gas and they test them. This prompting the officer to step over to an adjacent black sedan to investigate whether the smell was coming from there instead. ​The officer approached 19-year-old Jayshawn Rucker, who was standing outside the black sedan. When questioned about the odor, Rucker claimed the car belonged to a friend and denied any ownership. Looking through the front passenger window, the officer spotted a bag of cannabis in plain view on the seat. ​When asked to produce identification, Rucker refused and immediately took off on foot. The pursuit went through residential yards and narrow alleys behind nearby apartment buildings. Officers eventually intercepted Rucker near a row of commercial trash dumpsters. ​Weapons & Narcotics Recovered ​During a pat-down search immediately following his restraint, officers discovered a loaded semi-automatic handgun equipped with an extended magazine tucked into his waistband. ​A subsequent search of the black sedan turned up distribution-level quantities of illegal drugs and packaging materials, including: ​201 grams (~7 oz) of cannabis, packaged into 13 individual bags ​16 Xanax bars ​5 grams of psilocybin mushrooms ​A 200-count box of sandwich bags and digital scales ​Rucker was taken into custody and formally booked on the following charges by the Cook County State's Attorney's Office: ​Armed Violence ​Aggravated Unlawful Use of a Weapon (2 counts) ​Possession of Cannabis with Intent to Deliver ​Possession of a Controlled Substance with Intent to Deliver (2 counts) ​Possession of a Controlled Substance ​Resisting/Obstructing a Peace Officer. If dude works for someone and they lost all this product, I don't think it's going to end well for him.

@GigglingGanon Leave that first man alone…damn. When he saw the cop running I hope he just went home.

@e_plutarchos Do you record these? For audiobook purposes? You are a legitimate narrator

@VideosIrish Sent a green lefty to handle what. Why

3 injured in ennis shooting

@PPescatero @VideosIrish That’s a double barrel shotgun

@VideosIrish Fuck me was he shooting a muskeet gun

@lowlandsapien Congrats ! Very cute

Drove to Mildura yesterday

@Operarious1 @DrZaiusMDx @corporategroper If you watch the entire interview he starts to come off as just Biden 2.0, a boomer not in touch with the times. Relentlessly trying to be a “respectable good guy”.

The moment Hunter broke:

@havenhoops @kosher_gnome @laura_waxee @Safeway @sfchronicle You think people that can afford to live in a 22 story building in San Francisco shit on the street? What? They probably have bidets

@kosher_gnome @laura_waxee @Safeway @sfchronicle Maybe he doesn't want people crapping on his street?

Hundreds of #SanFrancisco Marina residents turned out this evening for townhall on controversial @Safeway housing plan, which would place what for many is an uncomfortably tall, 22 & 18 story project at the low-slung neighborhood’s waterfront. @sfchronicle

I’ve never understood people feeling safe because of a protective order. If someone wants to get you they won’t care. You have to hide. Sad