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Don’t think we’ll be seeing a third series of I’m a celeb South Africa 😬 #ImACeleb

Adam Thomas is prime example of can give it but can’t take it then turns on the water works when it’s not going his way #ImaCeleb

Leaving for work at 5am because I wanted to be funny in school.

@TheGriftReport Milton Jones

I'll start, Rosie Jones.

@SW_Help you lot really couldn’t organise a piss up in brewery

Sky Sports allowed Wrexham a party political broadcast on Friday: Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney's commentary was self-indulgent, boastful, and tedious - and no other club would get the same privilege trib.al/PptbRzy

@Uber_Support hi I have an issue with my uber eats delivery the driver has been arrested on route to my house

@UberEats hi my delivery driver has been arrested on route to my house how do I go about getting refunded

@PolitlcsGlobal @AP And on tomorrows news a ship leaves a port!

🚨🇱🇧 WATCH: The moment a commercial airplane takes off amid Israeli strikes on Beirut [@AP]

@HeySunilGupta @makemytripcare @etihad

I’m completely stranded at Moscow airport… alone, helpless, and running out of hope. No one from @makemytripcare or @etihad is answering my desperate messages. Russia doesn’t accept Visa or Mastercard anymore. I have ZERO cash left. Not even for food or water. The Etihad ground staff is avoiding me more than my ex ever did — literally turning their faces away and telling me “just call customer care”… which has been busy for hours. I’m standing here like a beggar in my own nightmare. I don’t know how I’m going to get home. I’m scared. I feel abandoned by the very companies I trusted with my journey. My family is waiting and I can’t even tell them I’m safe. Please… if anyone from Etihad, MakeMyTrip, or even the Indian embassy sees this — HELP ME. And if you’re reading this, just one RT could save me. I’m begging. #StrandedInMoscow

@_onlyscott Phil Neville

Romelu Lukaku and Marouane Fellaini excluded, name a player that played for Manchester United and Everton Difficult

@CrossCountryUK are you taking the piss 2 carriages coming out of Cardiff on a match day joke of a service

Well done Scotland on winning the World Cup #6nations

Not cutting my hair until someone buys a house on a place in the sun

@KieraDiss That’s no gym that’s Brian potters big pink paradise

Glasgow’s first female only gym opened recently and was blessed with an Islamic prayer. Congratulations.

Argh don’t tell me Sam’s been dipping his wick into Miss Walsh as well!?! Where were all these horn dog teachers when I was at school? Although my PE teacher said she’d love to knock me out … frisky #Corrie

@venom1s I love these real legit videos

A female Uber driver refused to open the car doors without getting a tip. She locked the car doors and held the passengers hostage. There’s no tipping culture in the UK, so the woman passenger was shocked. Isn’t it wrong to lock someone like this?

@Rae_Doherty_93 Hope you’re matching!

@servicessuppot How do I know this is legit? What if you’re not who you say you are!?

@UberEats if a driver accepts a pick up they should follow through with that delivery no choice!! I placed an order over an hour ago seen countless drivers accept then cancel the delivery 😡