David Chikli
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paste this into chatGPT:
Create a clean, minimal, high-end facial beauty report based on this photo. Use a black-on-white design with thin lines, rounded cards, and a luxury aesthetic. Include a simple contour line drawing of the face, an honest attractiveness analysis (symmetry, proportions, bone structure, skin, etc.), clear scores, strengths, areas for improvement, and actionable grooming/style recommendations. Keep it data-driven, visually refined, and not overly flattering
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chatGPT thinks I’m 7.8/10 hot
that’s about a 5 in sf but a 10 in nyc. i’ll take it!
prompt below 👇
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@samanthajeanneb @stackychan_ you're obsessional but not creative
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@stackychan_ SF is the place to be for creative obsessives
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Keep up the pressure and post everywhere. @united has really fallen down the "you need us more than we need you" hole, and more people need to hear it. Another reason to never put all your eggs in the @united basket for air travel. Especially for business class or first class travel. They don't care and their automated customer service bots are useless.
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I need people to see this because this is pure robbery.
Here’s exactly what happened:
United cancelled my flight. Cool, not the first time. I had travel credits from a PREVIOUS United cancellation sitting in my account ...money they already owe me basically.
The cancelled flight had a “Change Flight” option. $500 to swap to a new one. Already bullshit because with my existing credits it should’ve been free or close to it..but no, United doesn’t let you apply credits to change fees. Credits are for “new bookings only.” Convenient for them.
So I’m already being screwed once.
Then they screwed me twice.
The cancelled flight vanished from my account entirely. Poof. Gone. No “Change Flight.” No rebooking option. Nothing. Like it never existed.
Now? My only option is booking a brand new flight from scratch $4,000+.
Let me spell this out:
∙✈️ United cancels MY flight
∙💳 Won’t let me use my credits toward the $500 change fee
∙🗑️ Deletes the cancelled flight from my account
∙💸 Now wants $4,000+ for a completely new ticket They cancelled my flight. THEY did. And somehow I’m the one eating a $4,000+ bill. This is not a mistake. This is a business model.
What I’m doing:
∙Filing DOT complaint at airconsumer.dot.gov — airlines are legally required to rebook you or refund you for THEIR cancellations
∙Credit card chargeback
∙Posting everywhere until someone at United explains how this is acceptable If this happened to you, comment below. Let’s make some noise.
@United
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My male friend keeps asking me to be his girlfriend to “save me from a life of loneliness” should I say yes?
Stats:
- 5’11”
- Jewish-American
- CEO/investor
- Net worth: $200m+
- Charisma: 10/10
- Intelligence: 12/10
- Cleanliness: 2/10 (had to teach him to wash a dish)
- Looks: he says 7.5/10, I say 6/10 (A little overweight but he’s working on it)
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Good morning chat. Restocking snacks at the office today. What should I buy to boost the team’s performance??? (Bad advice only)
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If she doesn’t break all her dating rules for you, she doesn’t like you.
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