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Listening to audio books counts as reading. And if you want to fight over that, thank you for mistaking me for someone much younger.

Katılım Şubat 2009
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DJPaterson 💙@djpaterson·
Neat! Wordle 1,762 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Larry the Cat
Larry the Cat@Number10cat·
Donald Trump is the only person in the world who doesn't realise that the expression "Is the Pope Catholic?" is a joke
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DJPaterson 💙@djpaterson·
@monstroso @Really007pod @007 @ITV Not seen it for years, but remember being very unimpressed the first time. I believe there was toupee action from the very first Bond movie, though.
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charlie higson
charlie higson@monstroso·
@Really007pod @007 @ITV Tried watching it again tonight (not seen it since it came out). What a horror show! From the ghastly music to Connery’s dead cat toupee and the murky cinematography. It’s like a bad 70s ‘Carry On’ style parody.
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Keith Handley
Keith Handley@handl39266·
@floboflo What a thick cunt you are that’s Gaelic and if you go to Wales the also have signs in Welsh and English
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Have I Got News For You
Have I Got News For You@haveigotnews·
JD Vance has accused European countries of 'interfering in the Hungarian election',  after he travelled to Hungary to interfere in the election
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DJPaterson 💙@djpaterson·
Okay, that's a new one on me. Wordle 1,756 6/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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DJPaterson 💙@djpaterson·
@DanNeidle I suspect HMRC will have submitted a complaint to ACCA about their member.
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Dan Neidle
Dan Neidle@DanNeidle·
There’s a hidden industry ripping off HMRC and ordinary taxpayers. “Advisers” promise big tax refunds. They invent expenses, file bogus claims, and take a cut. When HMRC comes knocking, it’s the taxpayer left with the bill. A tribunal has just exposed one such firm. 🧵
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DJPaterson 💙@djpaterson·
C'mon, HMRC, that is today!
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Bark@barkmeta·
Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…
unusual_whales@unusual_whales

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

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Edward Henry KC
Edward Henry KC@edwardhenry1·
My dear client. He sat beside me when I told his story to the Inquiry. I feel numb at his passing. He suffered so much and endured tremendous grief. He was stoical but marked by tragedy. Those malignants who put him through all this are beneath contempt.
Monsieur Cholet@stugoo17

#PostOfficeScandal #ParmodKalia #StateSponsoredCrime The Quiet Dignity of Parmod Kalia (6th December 1958 –13th March, 2026) Parmod Kalia was a trained Banker. An Associate of the Institute of Bankers. Assistant Bank Manager. Treasurer of an International Charity. A man for whom every penny had to be accounted for. He chose the Orpington Post Office for the quiet life. Stable hours. Time with his wife and four children. The Horizon system repaid that modest ambition with a phantom shortfall of £22,202.01. Post Office Ltd told him he was "the only one." The National Federation of SubPostmasters — his supposed protector — told him to repay the money and fabricate a story. He borrowed £22,000 from his Mother's life savings. Post Office pocketed every penny. Then they prosecuted him anyway. 6 months in Prison. 14 years in hiding. 3 occasions where he nearly took his own life. A 17 year estrangement from his son Mahesh, who was just 17 when they took his father away. Children who grew up asking: "Dad, have you taken the money?" His own children. Asking if their father was a thief. Because the State told them he was. His conviction was finally quashed in May 2021. He should have spent his remaining years in peace, rebuilding what was stolen. Instead, the Post Office unleashed elite City law firms to fight tooth and claw over every penny piece of his Redress. They challenged causation. They delayed. They low-balled. They rejected his interim claim of £100,000 on "public interest grounds." Highly paid lawyers — billing more per hour than Parmod earned in a week — deployed forensic cruelty against a traumatised, terminally declining man whose only demand was that someone look him in the eye and say: 'we did this to you, and we are sorry'. He tragically died on March 13, 2026. Still fighting. Still waiting. Still uncompensated. Still dignified. The inhumane savages masquerading as lawyers who wage this war of attrition against Parmod, his family and hundreds like him will simply move on, adjust their cufflinks, sip their flat whites, and open the next file. Another victim. Another billable hour. This obscene tragedy simply cannot continue. The time is long overdue for the Prime Minister to intervene — to show some leadership, some backbone, and some basic human decency. These are not commercial disputes. These are traumatised victims of a State-sponsored crime. The lawyers instructed to handle their redress must be ordered — ordered — to show compassion, humanity, and urgency. Every day of delay is another day stolen. And as Parmod Kalia's demise has proved, the days run out. Rest now, Parmod. The truth outlived them all. The shame belongs to those who made you wait. @Keir_Starmer @darrenpjones @biztradegovuk @AGinsight @liambyrnemp @commonsBTC @RachelReevesMP @DavidDavisMP @kevinhollinrake @CastletonLee @Janetsk20073533 @SeemaMisra_OBE @edwardhenry1 @BBCEmmaSimpson @nickwallis @Karlfl @marksweney @hrw @Cyclefree2 @DanNeidle @SkyNewsAdele @BBCBreakfast @ElCShaikh @VarchasPatel @Pinsent_Masons @hmtreasury @HouseofCommons @premnsikka @TimBushLondon @UKHouseofLords @TjX50 @Malcolm22206844 @NFSP @postoffice @PostOfficeNews @NFSP_UK @voiceofthepm @NigelRailton

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DJPaterson 💙@djpaterson·
@DanNeidle @heritage_surv I believe it's per registered email address for each company. I received the two I was expecting at 16:16 and 16:18 yesterday. Both companies begin with a 'D' and the timings reflected alphabetical order (which based on a sample of 2 may be complete coincidence).
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Dan Neidle
Dan Neidle@DanNeidle·
@heritage_surv I'm hoping that's just the time it takes to send five million emails (or is it more? one per director?)
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Dan Neidle@DanNeidle·
Companies House has now alerted all five million UK companies of the vulnerability that let anyone, anywhere in the world, access the private dashboard of any company. Meaning: view confidential personal information, modify company/director details, even file accounts.
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DJPaterson 💙@djpaterson·
@Dave_Tingle @DanNeidle I'm guessing a key reason for the new CH director verification requirements are all the scam companies that have been set up by dodgy overseas agents, using fake director names. This flaw would be available to all of those, so potentially a great opportunity for fraudsters.
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Dave Tingle
Dave Tingle@Dave_Tingle·
@DanNeidle @djpaterson Surely it’d be a really easily traced crime though if anyone ever dared try it? You had to be logged into your own company first so it’d come back to you surely if you messed with anything?
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Dan Neidle
Dan Neidle@DanNeidle·
Companies House has put out a statement confirming that, for five months, every company in the UK was vulnerable to the simple exploit we identified on Friday. It enabled anyone in the world to view and change their company details.
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Matt Bamford
Matt Bamford@MattBamfor11486·
@djpaterson @monstroso @DanielJHannan We all know that these aren’t advertised openly and they actively approach “focus groups” that don’t actually cover the general populous! It’s a way of saying we engaged without engaging! I haven’t seen a single advert for the inital “consultation”. It gives the illusion of fair!
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Daniel Hannan
Daniel Hannan@DanielJHannan·
The removal of Churchill from our banknotes is presented as the kind of trivial change that only racists get worked up about. It is an old trick: you take away something that people like, and then accuse them of starting a culture war when they complain. In fact, what our money looks like is far from a trivial issue. When Jesus drew the border between spiritual and temporal authority, he did so by pointing to Caesar’s face on a coin and asking the Pharisees: “Whose is this image and superscription?” There was no more resounding symbol of state power than the coinage. Paywall down. telegraph.co.uk/gift/3745856fd…
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