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@CoachGilly6 There’s just as much flopping in basketball

This is it, this is why I can’t watch.

@sartorial_son @DefiantLs I was given liquid cocaine for a nose bleed. In front of my mom when I was 15 no less. They dip it cotton and flush it back into your nose. They tried gauze packing and cauterizing first.

@DefiantLs No, " they don't". Having cared for many nose bleeds in the ICU over 30 years, never saw cocaine used. Never.

Charlie Sheen: "I was shooting a film and I wound up with this terrible 34-hour nose bleed that I couldn't stop." "You know what they give you for a cocaine nose bleed? Cocaine. I only know that because I found out in person"

@mikealfred Always knew you were a retard. Thanks for the confirmation @mikealfred

@FoodProfessor Calls himself a professor but doesn’t understand derivatives. 🤡

So let me get this straight... Canada is in a recession—the only G7 country currently in one. Unemployment is up. Inflation is rising. Food insecurity is at a record high. Yet the highest proportion of Canadians since 2017 now say the country is on the right track. That's either a remarkable display of optimism—or a sign that many Canadians aren't getting the full economic story from the news they consume.

@bpjzy I’m not sure if this list is supposed to be a joke or you have the worst taste in food of anyone I’ve met over the age of 15. To top it off you ask if there’s anything you’re forgetting as if anyone shares this list outside of yourself. Mental.

If you're in Toronto for Tech Week, you should try these restaurants... Paris Texas Pizza Pizza (Front & Blue Jays Way) Alpha's Shawarma (King West, after 2AM) Don's (yes, that location) Chuck's Roadhouse (Pickering, after 9PM) Anything in the Union Foodcourt Jack Astors (Yonge Dundas Square) 360 (CN Tower, reasonably priced) Any I'm forgetting?

@_the_Waters_ @Bitsakas @joeroganhq Wondering what goddamn nasty ass whore gave birth to you. Crime is down in the city you fucking retard.

@Bitsakas @joeroganhq 😆 🤣 😂 You're a retard and exactly what's wrong with this city and country. Fuck off with your fake stats cunt waffle

Paul Anka: "Canada is homogeneous. Only now are they feeling it. A city like Toronto, there's over 400,000 immigrants. And their crime rate has gone through the roof." Bill Maher: "Yeah, no, Canada and England, both…"

@RedWavePress Lmao our crime rate isn’t through the roof. It’s trending down significantly.

Paul Anka: “Canada is homogeneous. Only now are they feeling it. A city like Toronto, there's over 400,000 immigrants. And their crime rate has gone through the roof.” Bill Maher: “Yeah, no, Canada and England, both…” Paul Anka:”That’s a whole other story, 8M.” 
“Look at Sweden the other day. They said now they're vetting out those that they let in. If they don't have jobs, they're going back again. I've spent a lot of time in Scandinavia, and they’re a whole other different culture over there.”

@BenMulroney Well, your dad was an idiot.

A 🧵: My dad used to say that a Prime Minister’s most important job is maintaining the support of his caucus. Today we learned that there is descent within the government caucus. It is the responsibility of the Prime Minister to deal with these issues….

@Unemployed17707 @thinkingwest So was washing your hands

@thinkingwest Exactly. For example, the idea of letting Women vote and have significant political power would be utterly unthinkable to every society on earth before 1800.

Nothing will shape your worldview as much as simply reading how humans from the past thought. You realize very quickly that our time is a radical anomaly in human history.

@WillHadrian @USWPColby Pls don’t come back. Thank you.

@USWPColby For those questioning my profile, you're damn right I moved to Armenia, I left during covid when that cabinet Minister, a man who wasn't born or raised in the country, threatened us that if we didn't get the jab, we couldn't leave our own country of birth. Yah, I'm in Armenia.

A strong Canada that prioritizes hard power over rhetoric benefits us all. Unfortunately, Canada has failed to make credible progress on its defense commitments. DoW is pausing the Permanent Joint Board on Defense to reassess how this forum benefits shared North American defense. 1/3

Guy whose president just sold Taiwan down the river now lectures others on being reliable allies.

@StocksAddict_ @Wealthsimple I’m having the same issue. Trying to take some profits here!!!

Hey @Wealthsimple get your app and web platform fixed! Orders can't be modified or cancelled, and your support is nowhere to be found!

@ThatOtherZach @PWBaugh It’s been open since the summer.

@PWBaugh Is it still not open? I swear this was under construction for a decade.

This building is an absolute catastrophe.

@TJsoSolidd @BenBankas I agree, but this dude just ain’t funny. Seen multiple clips like this that are just insanely cringe. You have to actually be funny to expect laughs.

@BenBankas Why do sensitive people come to comedy shows ? I never understood it

Triggered girl at comedy show…

@VivianBercovici Good lord you’re insufferable.

When did Canada become such a dull and humourless nation? And this from the elite of the pundit class. 🤦‍♀️

@rightblend What the hell are you talking about?

Mark Carney and his crew used emotional manipulation to win (barely). He exploited one the most vicious, carnal, and immutable human emotions - hatred. Hatred of the other. Hatred of Americans in this case, a Canadian trope, and combined it with our superiorty/inferiority complex with the USA going way back. That and the politics of fear and crisis. I wonder what crisis Liberals will manufacture for 2029? Anything for power at any cost. That's their party motto.

@jimbobrays_ I’m calling BS. When you meet Canadians outside of the country, they’re going to be cultured and fairly educated.

when i meet another canadian on vacation and i’m trying to figure out if they’re cool or from calgary

@argueswithbots @JJ_McCullough This works even better than the initial post 😂

@JJ_McCullough I don't like to psychoanalyze commentors, but JJ strikes me as a man who has a lot of identity issues he's now trying to project onto Canada. He wishes he was American, he wants to be American, he's spent so much time making money in Canada, but hates and resents Canada...

I don't like to psychoanalyze politicians, but Carney strikes me as a man who has a lot of identity issues he's now trying to project onto Canada. He wishes he was British, he wants to be European, he's spent so much time making money in the US, but hates and resents America...

@IMWagon20 @MarcNixon24 They are buying our Canola again, which you may not want to believe, is a massive industry which was hurting badly after losing China’s business. So yeah, he is wrong.

@MarcNixon24 He's not wrong, but isn't Ludnik the same asshole that paid pennies on the dollar upfront to companies to collect tarrif money, then cashed in when the entirety of the tarrifs became available for himself?

Howard Lutnick SMASHED Mark Carney. He basically called him a retard

@CatherineQOld @bruce_arthur Your comment on assumed superiority vs earned credibility is absolutely moronic, especially given the context of the post you’re replying to. You don’t need to be part of a cult to value science, logic, critical thinking skills and common sense. Your shtick is tired.

@ekimallis @bruce_arthur Did I insult your cult leader? Who is he serving? Israel or Canada?

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible