Eric Satz

3 trucks out here yesterday. Lines up. Internet working. The system works when you put humans on the other end of the interaction. Doesn’t have to be phone. Can be text, chat, email or…twitter. Just get humans involved and shit gets done.

@XfinitySupport your "customer care" is a joke. My neighborhood in Nashville has been without Internet service for 14 days and you provide zero live agent availability to help inform your customers. I'll do everything I can to get everyone to switch to @ATT or @Verizon

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@pitdesi Passeggiata

The free press protecting both democracy and my stomach. People are making fun of this but I think it is simply great journalism: Useful, practical, and immediately actionable.

@public 🚀🚀🚀

AI is changing how we invest. Today, we're officially launching Generated Assets within Public and giving you a preview of what's to come. We call it the Agentic Brokerage.

@leifthunder It's a long game. Gotta have patience and a plan.

We ran an ad in The Wall Street Journal today

@Austen They allow it! Just ask them to turn us on for your deal. Separately, we should discuss putting you in our marketplace

@ericsatz I’m not sure what angel list allows but if they do I do

So that feels pretty good. Happy Friday everyone.

@Austen Do you allow folks to use their IRA money? Alto IRA workflow is completely embedded in Angellist’s POS

PS if you can invest along with me venture.angellist.com/v/l/5vdCt

@pitdesi What will Taco Bell do with it?

TIL there is Jarritos deodorant

Good day to receive the distinction of best crypto IRA platform for BTC

@pitdesi 80% of that 6% yield likely subject to UBIT (tax on the levered portion of current income so not clear there’s any portfolio spread here — but if people want to dig holes someone will sell them shovels

Interesting idea: leverage your portfolio I made a spreadsheet to model it out (link below). On a $100k portfolio with 6% yielding bonds and 9% yield in equities: You make $335k over 10 years (great!) but you pay Basic $291k in various fees (bad!) So you net out only $46k

looking forward to discussing the advantages of owning crypto within your IRA in a little more than an hour from now at 3p CT

“We're seeing a transition from 60/40 to 50/30/20—with 20 being private markets.”
– @ericsatz, CEO of Alto In a new interview with @investmentnews at the Nasdaq MarketSite, Eric breaks down what’s driving this shift and how access to private markets is expanding. #AltoIRA #PrivateMarkets #AlternativeInvestments #RetirementPlanning #InvestSmarter #VolatilityStrategy #InvestmentNews

@pitdesi Any bar on broadway in Nashville

Went to a great show in the back room of a cafe (Barzakh) deep in Brooklyn. I like this kind of thing much more than stadium shows. If you know of something like this I should go to lmk please.

@pitdesi @immad Amazing stuff @immad

Mercury: 200K+ customers profitable for 10 quarters $500M in revenue in 2024 40% growth in customers YoY $156 billion in annual transaction volume, up 64% YoY $300M at $3.5B from Sequoia congrats @immad!

@pitdesi But the AI generated blueprints were free

I feel like an old man saying this, but—$27M sure doesn't go as far as it used to.

@pitdesi Tempur-pedic memory foam pillows. I travel with one of the small tempur-neck ones (not the mini but next size up).

@ericsatz Which one do you use?

Idea: a hotel brand geared towards great sleep I get especially bad sleep when traveling (jet lag etc) and being alert is often even more important than usual So design a hotel around it: Soundproof rooms with warm lighting, blackout curtains, great bedding & mattresses with firmness options, weighted blankets for those who want them, individual temp control Provide sleep tracking, smart wake-up, soothing audio for those who want it Better nutrition in the restaurant, minibar with sleep oriented products (sleepy tea, etc) You can take it further with wellness- saunas and hot tubs, sleep focused massages, etc. I would stay!