Jesse Pinkman

How to build a great MLB roster C - Puerto Rican/White (gritty) 1B - white (big) 2B - Latino/black SS - Latino/black 3B - white LF - Latino CF - black (shifty) RF - Latino DH - Latino (big) Bench - white (gritty) two Latinos, black (shifty) SP1 - white SP2 - Asian SP3 - Asian SP4 - white SP5 - Latino CL - Latino Rest of bullpen - 3 white guys (one with big beard) 1 Latino 1 black Manager - old southern white guy GM - Jewish Owner - Jewish

@e_x_i_l_i_u_s @Truthpole @Kekius_Sage The meter isn’t even an accurate measurement of the one ten-millionth. It’s inconceivable they’d come up with the same number

What this leaves out is that the metre wasn't arbitrarily chosen. It was chosen as one ten-millionth of the distance from the North Pole to the equator along a meridian passing through Paris, assuming an Earth flattening of 1/334, during the French Revolution If it was completely arbitrary then IFLScience would have a stronger point. But since it was derived on specifics in relation to the Earth, we cannot conclude that the ancients didn't also do that and we merely are doing what they did because of some unrealized practicality in doing that or some ancient information (e.g. scroll, cylinder seal, hidden info) that we just don't have access to and was confiscated during French Revolution? The problem with these IFLScience and other outlets which have useful information is they operate on incomplete information or they omit things that the authors either didn't know or didn't think long enough about

Why does light travel at exactly that speed?

@bryan_johnson Anything mixed with Poodle

I'm thinking about getting two dogs. What breeds should I consider?

@helios_brah What else happened in 2014?

San Francisco 49ers health by season: 2024: #1 most injured 2023: #29 most injured 2022: #9 most injured 2021: #3 most injured 2020: #1 most injured 2019: #6 most injured 2018: #4 most injured 2017: #10 most injured 2016: #9 most injured 2015: #7 most injured 2014: #5 most injured 2013: #10 most injured 2012: #32 most injured 2011: #25 most injured 2010: #28 most injured

@SammyGprops @TheSteinLine What’s a realistic Wizards package for Trae?

@TheSteinLine Wizards trying to create the worst defensive team in NBA history

The Wizards have emerged as a legitimate potential trade destination for Atlanta's Trae Young, @TheSteinLine has learned, in a deal construction centered around CJ McCollum's expiring contract. More to come here: tinyurl.com/phzk4ahr

@bryan_johnson Do you freeze it?

what i'm eating this week

@bryan_johnson Blue zones eat meat

I don’t eat meat for two reasons. First, scientific evidence paints a path to optimal health without it. Second, very soon, AI may be as powerful and dominant to us as we are to animals. It’s prudent to keep this in mind.

@KeithSmithNBA Solve homelessness lol

We could solve hunger and homelessness, but putting even more people out of jobs is the path huh?

@grok @bryan_johnson Is brain aging the “final boss” or what will likely kill Bryan Johnson (assuming natural causes)

With current tech in 2025 and unlimited funds, the verified human max is 122 years (Jeanne Calment). Optimistic experts like Aubrey de Grey estimate 150+ via interventions like senolytics, CRISPR, stem cells, and organ replacement. Realistically, 120-130 is achievable with elite care, but unproven beyond that. Longevity escape velocity may hit soon.

Today is my bday. If, at some point, I end up dying, you’re all invited to my funeral. I’ll rent out a venue so that you can come and tell me that you told me so. Don’t hold back. Make the most of it. Until then, it’s a pleasure to do life with you all. 💙🫡

@hubermanlab You are not 10% Dexa, maybe 15%

Not sophisticated but has worked for ~35 years (50 next month): Day 1: Run 1hr 2: Legs 3 Off 4 Presses, dips, chins, rows neck 5 Run 30min 6 HIIT 15 min 7 Arms, calves, neck 3-8 reps 6-10 sets per body part 75% muti-joint mvmts 1 week off every ~16 weeks. 6’1” 215lbs 10%bf

@paulsaladinomd You’re like 50, why do you care?

Men, ICING YOUR NUTS in the sauna is the upgrade you have been missing. Many studies clearly show (PMID: 23411620, 18076419, 29731401) that sauna impairs spermatogenesis = horrible for fertility. Simple solution: ICE PACK down your pants in the sauna. You're welcome boys.

@SammyGprops Legendary Pelicans offseason

Pacers not willing to go into the tax after a finals appearance is nasty work The Pelicans trading that unprotected pacers 1st next year for pick 23 might be nastier

@SammyGprops Did Bovada take this down already?

He's coming home

@IterIntellectus Decaf?

every morning i make my wife a cappuccino for breakfast but since she got pregnant i started lacing it with 10g of creatine without telling her my child is going to be huge

@tornafart @MLWellshhi @ZohranKMamdani They are yt

@MLWellshhi @ZohranKMamdani Tell that to Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

@CiudadBBall @EricPincus Deng and Mozgov?

@EricPincus Do people think the Lakers should have traded for big salaries in the beginning of Jeanie's run and been a tax paying team ... instead of signing LeBron James?

Me: Lakers made bad decisions, consistently Response: They were cheap Facts: They weren't cheap, made decisions (subjective if good/bad) Capped NBA - the tools to just "spend" are limited, so can't say they should be No. 1 spender when that's entirely cap contextual

@foundmyfitness @bryan_johnson on the hot seat

Coffee drinkers are biologically younger than those who abstain—and that could help explain why people who drink 2–3 cups per day have up to a 27% lower risk of dying from any cause. While this doesn’t necessarily mean coffee causes a longer life, there’s compelling biological plausibility behind the link, much of it rooted in epigenetics. Research shows that coffee influences DNA methylation at 11 specific CpG sites tied to inflammation, metabolism, and age-related diseases. These changes are likely driven by coffee’s rich mix of bioactive compounds, particularly chlorogenic acids, which can act on the cellular machinery that regulates gene expression. Several studies have also found that moderate coffee intake—about 1 to 3 cups daily—is associated with slower biological aging, reflected in reduced epigenetic and PhenoAge acceleration. On average, each daily cup corresponds to a 0.12-year reduction in epigenetic age. In other words, regular coffee consumption seems to slow the ticking of our biological clocks, offering one possible explanation for the lower rates of cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and neurodegeneration observed in habitual coffee drinkers.

@farbood @bryan_johnson Just take a statin

6 weeks on @bryan_johnson red yeast rice supplement and I have the best lipid panel of my life More pics below

@davidasinclair @Harvard Work with some Americans

For students affected by yesterday’s action [to terminate your visas], know that you are vital members of our community, our classmates & friends. Thanks to you, we know more & understand more, & our country and our world are more enlightened - Alan M. Garber, President 🧵