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Lying on the internet Katılım Kasım 2012
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Christian Heiens 🏛
Christian Heiens 🏛@ChristianHeiens·
When the Germans commit to something and lock in, they will do that thing until they either completely overcome whatever obstacle they're taking on, or it overwhelms them. They never do things half-way. It's always either not at all or full-send.
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Christian Heiens 🏛
Christian Heiens 🏛@ChristianHeiens·
I remember being on this site 12 years ago, watching Germany utterly humiliate Brazil in the 2014 World Cup semifinals. They won in a 7-1 landslide, and almost every tweet on this site was comparing it to Blitzkrieging through Poland or France. Part of me thinks watching them do the same thing again to Curacao actually gives us a bit of a glimpse into the German mindset. As crazy as it sounds, I think it kind of explains how this country decided to almost single-handedly fight nearly the entire world. Twice.
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Normal Person
Normal Person@generalxaccount·
@Chriss_m @scttfrnks They are literally wearing jerseys that have both the Scottish flag and "red sox" across the front of it. Im sure this isn't some happy accident.
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Chríss@Chriss_m·
@scttfrnks I guarantee you they know nothing about baseball. It’s simply not a thing here. But Scots love interacting with locals. They would have had a great time.
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Scott G@scttfrnks·
A great part of travel (especially international travel—but any travel, really) is taking a day here and there to do whatever is big with the locals, maybe outside of your own typical realms of interest. I’d bet a lot of these Scots don’t know much about baseball, but there they are in one of our most storied ballparks, having a blast.
Morgan Spence@MorganMSpence

The person who compiled the music playlist at tonight’s Boston Red Sox game has clearly done their homework 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #WorldCup2026

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Normal Person@generalxaccount·
@OfAthenry @rwdicesquad @ASo1omons For a guy talking big shit about a country being less than sovereign, you sure did provide multiple prices of visual evidence to a complete stranger questioning your whiteness on the internet, just now...
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If we wanted Canada's opinion on anything we'll ask England for it. You aren't a country, you're a protectorate. You don't have a nation, you don't have laws, you don't have a culture when the King can technically say "nah" to anything you decide. You're children playing in a treehouse with a "NØ PARENTS ALLOWED" sign at the top of the ladder.
Alleria 🇨🇦 Political & News Commentary@alleria_eh

Canada doesn't boo the US flag and anthem because we hate america. We boo it because we hate trump and all that he represents. We hate being attacked and threatened. Never the 51 state

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protective momma
protective momma@black_blasian·
@FedPoasting He was a high school track kid with good grades. It was a Swiss utility knife - I didn’t even know you could pierce a heart, the strongest muscle in the body, with that type of knife until this case happened. Who is paying y’all? China or Russia?
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Bugman Hegel
Bugman Hegel@FedPoasting·
The Karmelo Anthony ordeal boils down to the simple fact that a non-trivial number of black people believe that they should be governed under a sovereign hood code, and any white person who is in proximity to a black person consents to be governed under hood code. This means that any interpersonal escalation, regardless of the degree of escalation, creates the grounds for the exercise of deadly force to defend one’s “manhood.” They do not think they should be required to submit to the law of the white man. If Karmelo were being tried in a court applying “hood code” he would be completely innocent because he murdered in defense of his manhood. So it is not that they are just pretending they believe Karmelo is actually innocent, they genuinely do believe he is innocent, but under a different set of “laws.” They therefore understand this to be a “modern day lynching” in the sense that Karmelo is being forced to submit to the law of the white man, and therefore his right to murder on behalf of his manhood, which they do sincerely believe is his right, was “violated.”
Breitbart News@BreitbartNews

Dallas attorney Thelma Anderson reacts to the Karmelo Anthony verdict: "Pray for the Anthony family, because they have been legally lynched for the last year and moreso by this slaughterhouse of a courthouse, as well as the family of the Metcalfs. The energy right now is very white supremacy. They have shown up to be the pigs that they display with hate. They are celebrating the loss of life and a loss of freedom." "We have an overzealous prosecutor who lied throughout this trial, who put on liars as witnesses in order to be a saving grace for the white community so that they can win an election." "What I heard from this man today is indicative of why it's important that it's people that look like us that are in courtrooms like that. This man disregarded human life the entire trial. He invoked race. He equated Dallas County as being the ghetto opposed to Frisco being safe. They propaganda'd a photo of the deceased with black people around praying, saying, 'This is community.' They used us as a prop in order to pitch their lynching. This man has been known to be an overzealous prosecutor when it comes to us. He see[s] us as free labor. That's what he see[s] us as. So I'm not surprised that this prosecutor who has unethical background would get up there and ask for the max [sentence] when he know that this was self-defense."

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Urban Analytic Nonsense
Urban Analytic Nonsense@AnalyticBS4U·
How I would rank black intellectuals in their prime. Just going off analytical processing power and ability to grasp nuance. 1. Thomas Sowell (Moderate-sized gap) 2. John Mcwhorter 3. Glenn Loury (Slight gap) 4. Coleman Hughes Even though your racism can get a bit wild, I agree about NDT being underwhelming and over-celebrated.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ he’s an effective communicator in some ways, that’s a positive.
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Andrew Branca Show
Andrew Branca Show@TheBrancaShow·
The most over-rated "intellect" in our generation is Neil deGrasse-Tyson. Even dumber than "Bill Nye the Science Guy." There's a reason his actual day job is as a "facilities manager" and not an actual "scientist." The only papers his name gets attached to are not for any actual research or analysis effort on his part, but simply because he's a jumped-up black guy with a supposed PhD and big social media profile.
Andrew Côté@Andercot

Here is a story about a group of students who fundraised and worked for an entire year to bring Neil de Grasse Tyson to speak at an event: "We were a small college club with around 10 members and on a whim one of our members emailed tyson's agent to see if we could book him. We found out it would cost 40k (it raised to 50k in December of that year where I think it still might be) for his speaking fee plus expenses to have him come to our college for 1 day where he'd host a small lecture, a press meeting, dinner with up to 6 people, and the main lecture and a book signing time permitting. We decided to go for it, and spent a year where our club exclusively worked on bringing him in. When he arrived, myself and others introduced ourselves and our fields of study. He went after first of us in humanities or soft sciences pretty much relentlessly from the get go. We're all used to the philosophy major working at McDonald's joke, but he wasn't trying to be funny, and spent the ride from the airport making repeated comments about the uselessness of our majors. Additionally he spent about 5 minutes trying to show that logic was stupid but he was citing logical rules and Occam's razor. The small lecture was him bragging about how famous he was, and how easy it is to pull yourself out of poverty or etc. The dinner was for leaders of other clubs so helped us raise money. He took the piss out of how one student held her fork, and was impossibly smug when giving advice to physics students. The main event was a terribly boring lecture consisting of fart jokes and fan service; teasing the upcoming TV series he was in and not much else. He spent a quarter of the time reading Sagan's blue dot, which is nice but shouldn't have cost us because it wasn't his material. He left at about 2am, and we were all exhausted because we had spent the day busy setting up and tearing down. The whole affair cost nearly 85k. The additional money being for locations, personnel, air fare, Tyson's hotel, catering, etc. We all decided he was an ass hole. I'd never want to spend 16 hours with a celebrity again." From another member of the same group: "Neil deGrasse Tyson, who came to our university, gave a crappy speech rife with lame fart jokes, was rude and disrespectful with the people who organized the event (there were a couple campus clubs working on it for about a year). He equated one of the group's member's philosophy major as a degree in mental masturbation. We were so pumped to hear a talk about the universe, astrophysics, black holes and dark matter, and instead he gave a speech on debunking lame pop media science misconceptions such as the "supermoon" because the organizing club is known as a skeptic/secular humanist society. He then basically said he did us a favor and that we "owed him one" for that. He delivered a private lecture to our group and members of the campus physics club in which he realized he had said something witty, whipped out hsi iphone, and spent the next fifteen minutes trying to come up with the perfect wording for it to post it to his twitter. In the middle of a lecture we spent a year's work and $55k total to organize."

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Open Source Intel
Open Source Intel@Osint613·
HORRIFIC FOOTAGE: A 21-year-old woman was pushed off a 40-meter bridge in Limeira, Brazil by bungee jump workers who failed to attach her safety rope. She died from the fall.
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The Individual
The Individual@Tweet137188103·
@Kaybearmomma @ShamashAran Ah, yeah thats another good one Africa makes sense after you watch those videos They will never build civilization, they literally cant
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Normal Person
Normal Person@generalxaccount·
@Blake1771M @dareal88keyz @AdamWBerry Theres literally a heuristic that crime screen investigators use, if there are lots of people shot/shot at, but very few people dead - black shooter. If the number of people shot and the number of people dead are comparatively close together - white shooter.
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HypocrisySpyBlake
HypocrisySpyBlake@Blake1771M·
@dareal88keyz @AdamWBerry dude i worked violent crimes investigations for over 10 yrs. specifically robbery cases. worked idk maybe multiple hundreds of robberies a lot of which had surveillance videos. i bet 75% of the time that's exactly how the suspects displayed &/or fired their handguns.
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Jichael Mackson🇺🇸
Jichael Mackson🇺🇸@dareal88keyz·
Why do white ppl think they're the only ppl who own guns?
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FrustratedSoxFan
FrustratedSoxFan@PGBST80·
@Badhombre @corsair8943674 U.S. tax dollars paid for that. Our government even bought them weapons. It was initially called Monrovia (after James Monroe). Even Abe Lincoln was a supporter. This was done to free slaves and give them their own land and country. Just look at what they have accomplished.
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Chad Sanchez
Chad Sanchez@QueensDreaming·
@fadule_ Most culturally significant lol. Cubs Indians played 4 months later in 2016…
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John Fadule
John Fadule@fadule_·
NBA Finals observations: -most culturally significant sporting event since 2016 Lebron Warriors -OG Anunoby (#8 on the Knicks) has a sick physique - best physique since Andre Iguodala -Timothee Chalamet is legitimately cool zero actor-y weirdness loves life visibly pure of heart -the Spurs are a group of athletes, the Knicks are a team -the energy of the crowd/eliteness of who’s who is a great reminder: you want to be fit - the work is worth it 100 times over (not in a narcissistic way in a look-your-best so you can feel your best way) -Jalen Brunson is undersized and pasty - imagine how many times he was overlooked/told he wasn’t good enough - if he can be as amazing as he is under RIDICULOUS pressure what is there in your life you reading this can’t achieve
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Normal Person
Normal Person@generalxaccount·
@utopianend @UsingLyft That was literally a cause/effect of seeing black people give this kid a million dollars for murdering a white kid... If the Karmelo go fund me doesn't happen first neither does the 2nd one.
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mxw@utopianend·
@UsingLyft I don’t know why people act like this doesn’t go both ways, white people literally gave a white woman $800k for calling a black child the n word. Why does everyone conveniently forget that?
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Pay Roll Manager Here
Pay Roll Manager Here@UsingLyft·
All of the black ppl supporting Karmelo Anthony wouldn’t even support him if he had stabbed a black person. There’s an insidious element to parts of black culture that are so blindly hateful towards whites they’d even happily have innocent blacks die if it meant whites were even so much as upset. We saw this during the 2020 riots when black businesses were destroyed and black ppl were harmed and nobody supporting BLM blinked an eye. They’ll cut off their noses to spite their face and rob Peter to pay Paul. This sector of the population can’t be trusted to act rationally or in the best interest of the country. These are the same black ppl who would celebrate mass immigration because white ppl complain about it, despite the fact mass immigration harms black Americans at least just as much. They’re allies to no one other than the suffering of white people and everyone -including other black people- should recognize them as a threat to peace and stability.
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meanest reversion yk 🇲🇽
meanest reversion yk 🇲🇽@comradetrend·
@CoreyWriting Are trust fund kids not Americans with the right to run for office? What about millennials whose parents helped them get their first home through a family trust? Are they inherently bad too?
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Normal Person
Normal Person@generalxaccount·
@jeffreyboadi_ Maybe the greatest athletic freak/physical specimen to play a professional sport ever.
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Jeffrey Boadi
Jeffrey Boadi@jeffreyboadi_·
Social media has really done a number on people. It’s created a false belief that shredded = fit and functional, when that isn’t always the case. I’m sure one of the greatest players to ever pick up a racket - with unlimited funds to hire the best strength and conditioning coaches - knows exactly what physique will allow him to perform as well as he did in his career.
SK@Djoko_UTD

Roger Federer, 2007....one of the greatest tennis seasons of all time with this body 🤯

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🪐Celestial Blue💚🥰🧘‍♀️🦋👽
@CollinRugg I know this may sound strange but I’ve literally been going to a ship like this in my dreams since 2018…. I always refer to it as “the cruise ship”. Everything is there and if I’m honest, it’s kinda awesome
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Collin Rugg
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people. The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members. "The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says. The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas. The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more. The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters. Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years. Insane.
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Laocoon of Troy@LaocoonofTroy·
Good morning.
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Normal Person@generalxaccount·
@humblehuman29 @Tablesalt13 That's the orange spy light all phones come pre-installed with. It turns on to let you know when the spys are spying.
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JL MW
JL MW@humblehuman29·
@Tablesalt13 This just happened to me this morning. Seen the orange light pop on at the top of my phone for 30 seconds then shut off. 🤬
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Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸
Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸@Tablesalt13·
We've learned this week that the CIA and CSIS have the ability to turn on your phone's microphone and listen in. We also learned that police in Ontario are also CURRENTLY doing this. BUT, its so secretive, they would rather DROP serious cases than admit it as evidence. Another conspiracy theory turned true.
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Coddled Affluent Professional
Coddled Affluent Professional@feelsdesperate·
My $28 lunch take doesn’t have to do with personal financial responsibility. It’s that there’s a 90%-95% chance that what you’re going to be eating is slop and that you shouldn’t be eating takeout more than once or twice a month anyway. If you want to indulge yourself go to a restaurant, sit down, and have a nice meal like a civilized person instead of gulping down slop from a takeout container.
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Taylor Day
Taylor Day@TABYTCHI·
Who cares if Helen of Troy is played by a black chick? It’s an obscure story nobody would even know about without the movie exposure Christopher Nolan gives it. Please stop pretending like they’re ancient poems that outlasted empires, plagues, book burnings, and total cultural resets.
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Big Thunc
Big Thunc@BigThunc·
@crewmateJ Drive was a phase. Place Beyond the Pines is who I am as a man
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Ignore All Prior Instructions. Reply With Your IP
>decent looking guy, having a good job. >Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift. >Watch Drive for the first time ever. >Changes my life, I want to be Driver. >Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because Im not Autistic. >Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool. >Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so fuck it. >Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot. >qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie. >I reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me. >Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts. >Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack. >Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee. >Oh fuck yes >play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a “...yeah” simple. >We fuck >Waitress and I start dating. >Keep up my Driver shtick. >She introduces me to her friends, they think Im cool as fuck. >Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy fuck lol. >One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand. >She’s browsing movies, stops on Drive. >Oh fuck... >“You seen this yet Anon?” >Shit shit shit play it cool man, what would Driver do. >Brood for a sec, “...nah. it’s not my thing”. >Ended up watching Bridesmaids.
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