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Just opened our @skiphop activity table gifted to us at our baby shower from our @Target registry. It was never opened by us or our gifter. We just opened it and it’s FILTHY, scuffed, and clearly used. Target really sent a used table! I should have just bought it off Facebook!

@FedEx really said fuck you and being 9 months pregnant. Let’s see if you can even get in the house.

@onepeloton what happened to “just workout”?!

Don’t bother with @AvocadoMattress, you’ll never actually get the mattress!

Our @AvocadoMattress has been lost at Logan for a week. Can’t get a satisfactory answer from the shipping company or avocado. Perhaps this “green” company should practice what they preach and stop using planes and use something more sustainable and faster to arrive!

Go home @amazon you’re drunk

Thank you for saving us @JetBlue! After @Delta canceled my ticket while trying to help us and couldn’t get it back, we were gonna be stuck! Why we try to fly anyone else I’ll never know!

Health insurance is created by men for men

Our healthcare system is bullshit

@xobrianadej Why would you go in the winter? We don’t even like it here now

@Sephora Unfortunately, this was not the information provided to someone who asked so we threw it out. Won’t have to worry! We won’t be buying faulty @MilkStudios products or anything else from you again! Wasn’t like I didn’t have proof

@graceless04 We're sorry to hear this! If your item was purchased in store and you need to make a return, the store would generally need to receive the item back. We apologize for any disappointment this may cause.

@Sephora lost a customer today. I spend at least $1000 a year. Had a faulty mascara 2 weeks old that made a mess of my stuff. Obviously threw it out rather than continue the mess. store wouldn’t honor my return, even w pictures. @ultabeauty guess I won’t have to split things up

When your brand new @MilkStudios mascara is broken and you can’t even use it 😭 time to find a new brand

@MilkStudios so excited for my new mascara and it’s already broken 😭😭😭😭

Haven’t had @ChipotleTweets in years. Ordered online for me and MK. Somehow they managed to mess up both orders. #NeverAgain

Booked a car in Puerto Rico with Budget with @Avis and they have no car for us and will not help us with alternative travel. Do not book with Budget, it’s a huge scam.

Drinking our way through Christmas Day!

@LexiiMaus please one day please just come back

@LexiiMaus @dominos Dude lex they won our fast food pizza competition

@LexiiMaus fucker. I miss you so fucking much.