That one guy you met that one time

@SickosCommittee Pain

Palindrome.

@MrE_mssg You fumbled the kazhar milkers Next time man, next time

I fumbled an ugly jewish bitch with a great body and huge tits last night. Down horrendous.

@mitchlafon Joyce Manor has a new album called “I used to go to this bar”. It’s pretty good, I like it a lot.

Any album that has been released in the last year that I MUST listen to? (Any genre/ style) I’m up for discovering something new.

@WVUBarstool Yeah, not good.

Prayers for UCF pitcher Braden Smith

@TheBritishIntel I mean, he's not wrong no one in Britain will stop them. They are too afraid of being called racist

🚨 THEY HATE US 👇 This migrant just openly boasted: “We had sex with your children and we are going to be the majority in England… you can cry more” Why are we still pretending?

@litteralyme0 I feel seen

mfs be like “I'm so tired” and then refuse to sleep because they haven't had enough ‘me’ time after surviving the day

@RuthChika12 @GSGB01 He JUST gave a Ramadan message.

@GSGB01 A man dealing with serious illness decided to skip one annual message and his subjects are calling for him to step down. sometimes the loyalty runs out faster than the grace 😭

🚨BREAKING: British citizens are calling upon King Charles to ABDICATE amid huge backlash following the announcement that he will not be giving an Easter message this year. Should Charles hand over the throne?

@VladimirJongUn Evergreen tweet.

West Virginia Basketball. Tougher than a long weekend at your in-laws.

@papavanwinkle @tomallenoffical And WCU and Charlotte if she is good enough to go to UNC

@tomallenoffical Is it over the top… yeah. Did she get into UNC, NC State, and Clemson. Yes. If she’s a NC resident that’s amazing and she should 1000% go to Chapel Hill or NCSU depending on her major. My only question is, if you’re good enough to go there, why are you applying at High Point?

I’ll never understand why black people do this bullshit

@davepl1968 I was in 6th grade and our teacher wheeled in a tv on the tv cart so we could watch it live.

99.9% of people who "experienced" the Challenger disaster saw it on replay and now remember it as live. Almost NO ONE was watching. Everyone thinks they were. It's a fascinating collective false memory.

@data_republican Jackson was making the argument that being subject to laws means the same thing as under the jurisdiction.

Can someone please explain what going to Japan and stealing someone's wallet has to do with birthright citizenship? I don't get it.

@mattvanswol @BillMelugin_ @GeneHamilton And organized by NGOs who gave the phones to the aliens and then signed them up for the One App so the could be funneled into America

@BillMelugin_ @GeneHamilton I had no idea this happened until this very moment. That is fucking insane, if true. So they did this legally? For two years??? ON TOP of illegal aliens crossing the border illegally? No way, is the true?

The CBP One app was originally created to streamline trucking cargo for vehicles crossing the border. The Biden admin altered it to allow 50,000-60,000 otherwise inadmissible aliens from around the globe to enter the U.S. every single month for two years straight.

@excel_ranger @MarketReferee @TennisonEddie Yes.

@MarketReferee @TennisonEddie We are calling all of their customers instead.

Bought a business in 2024. Largest customer decided to take all of their work in house.. painful revenue hit. In 2025 their internal company sh*t the bed, and they called us to work for them again. “Ok no problem” I said. Busted our as* to keep the account, I even made my dad drive from Kansas to Alabama on a Sunday night in a storm to pick up materials to keep timelines as agreed. Beginning of 2026, without notice or even a phone call, they take the work internally, and we have to call over to the customer like idiots “hey just checking in”, and we get the news we were fired and they are going back internally. Fast forward to today, customer has no stock on hand.. and they are blowing up everyone’s phones asking us to sell them our raw materials. Welp I can appreciate that you think I might not need these materials, but do you honestly expect me to sell to you after our recent history? Ha no. Good day.

@sentdefender There is zero support for a ground invasion of Iran. If that happens I will support impeachment and removal.

During tonight’s Address to the Nation from the Oval Office, U.S. President Donald J. Trump will inform the American public that the deployment of ground troops may be necessary to end the ongoing war and round up highly-enriched uranium in Iran, sources tell Fox News.

@LeadingReport thats...not great

BREAKING: It appears President Trump will need Amy Coney Barrett for a chance to end birthright citizenship for illegal migrants’ children.

@wbuxtonofficial @IndyCarOnFOX you are bringing in the people who wanted to watch an F1 race, but were instead force fed a Formula E race they didnt ask for so they came over to Indy.

4 Indycar races in the month of March and an average viewership of 1.22 million is a great start to the season. Up 30% on 2025’s already impressive figures and the best season start in almost 2 decades. Proud of our @IndyCarOnFOX crew and so glad to have so many of you on board

@BTCBreadMan Her problem is that she isnt counting her Starbucks or Dunkin drinks in her "calorie deficit" sure, her meals are calorie deficient, but then she drinks 1500 calories in what are basically milkshakes

My best friend is 36 years old. His wife is pretty, but she’s big. Like, really big. He’s being patient with her because she’s dieting and exercising, but she’s only lost a couple lbs in 6 months despite being in a “calorie deficit”. How do I explain to him that it’s impossible to stay fat on a calorie deficit, and that she’s obviously lying to him?

@UziCryptoo This is simply not true. its a debt of the estate and the car will be sold to settle the debt. Alternatively, you can surrender the vehicle to the lienholder.

Why did no one tell me a car loan just dies with you? My friend’s grandma died with $45K left on her car loan. He called them and said, ‘She’s dead. She can’t pay.’ They just said, ‘Okay.’ And that was it.

@MrLeadslinger and an egg or two. yeah, a couple eggs, some bacon, and the melted cheese, and then brown the bre4ad inn the pan with butter

Look, a grilled cheese sandwich is really good with bacon in it.

@TheMossadIL @GamewithDave I tried explaining hidden tracks on CDs to my daughter and kids just dont get it.

@GamewithDave Arguing over stupid things without being able to Google the answer. Hidden tracks at the end of CDs Renting videos Reading shampoo instructions while pooping.

People who actually experienced the 1990s: What is something you miss from that decade that just isn't the same today