Mark W

@mmpadellan @ProgressiveWins Feels weird a Love message from the US.

@ProgressiveWins That's right, makes it even better!

EPIC World Cup Halftime show. LOVED IT! ❤️🙏❤️

@the_swiss_tony Let you watch the world cup final you twat? Or did you just hear about the ad on twitter.

@hayleydavies121 I mean, you're watching it aren't you?

Are the #bbc taking the fucken piss with this ad. What have you ever done for me, you are the pits of a channel. #WorldCupFinal

@JebBrooks look at my flight from Spain to the UK this week!

@Claimbritsh_cht @AlexRM This is spam. Ignore this account.

Hey @British_Airways why is the cost of a return flight I want to book £50 higher just because I want to use an evoucher vs if I were to make a cash booking for the exact same flights?! #pricemanipulation

Oh yeah this is that guy that Elon Musk and Tommy Robinson and Rupert Lowe have been incessantly posti… Oh. Wait.

What’s that, @DaleVince? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.

Not a trans person. Not an immigrant. Per the usual, cis white male

@Heccles94 @RobertJenrick we are waiting.

Which of these rights don’t you want Bobby? Or perhaps more appropriately, which of these rights do you not want us to have?

The elderly Muslim man who got punched in Poppintree Park in Ballymun, Dublin, was part of a charity run club, and they regularly use that park. This is their plan, and they're not hiding it. "Simply approach any foreigner, start recording, accuse them of being creeps, then hitting them, & the world would praise you as a hero..It might make them want to leave faster, or refrain from showing up in the first place, if they started getting hit a lot more."

@WoodyManc @implausibleblog A broken clock is right twice a day.

@implausibleblog Things are getting weird when I agree with him

Piers Morgan, "We have become a political basket case since 2016, seven prime ministers in a decade" "I think Nigel Farage is dead in the water. This £5m bung he took from this crypto tycoon in Thailand" "He still can't get his story straight about why he took this money" "Originally it was for personal security, then it was a reward for Brexit" "Now he says it's just a gift and he can spend it on Ferraris - which all men of the people would say" "Reform are in real trouble, I think their leader will have to go"

Which one is it?

What a shithole country. Put your hand in water, get arrested. Rape kids, become president.

@BarneyFifeLi @smsamford01 @nicksortor These fake accounts are busy nonsense from Russia and Maga. She's a fake moron.

@smsamford01 @nicksortor Truly stupid Susan. Look up who floats this country... THE BLUE STATES.

🚨 NOW: National Guard troops are monitoring the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool like HAWKS after a man was arrested for jumping into the pool RIPPING SEALANT off the bottom Deranged lefts are literally VANDALIZING the pool just to “get Trump” INSANE to think this is where we are as a country.

@AlsikkanTV We're part of history!

It’s interesting seeing a future Defunctland episode happen in real time

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

@ChampRDS @jimmyfallon what the actual fuck?

Conor McGregor spoke about his return fight on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon "I'm born for this I'm not born for anything else. Fighting is my bread and butter, it's what lights a fire in my belly. It's the best version of me, I'm happy to be back."

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

It's only Tuesday and Trump has fucked up a pool for $14 Million, lost a war agreeing to pay Iran $300 Billion, and ballooned his already expensive ballroom budget by another $200 Million. Where are the Republicans screaming about "waste, fraud and abuse"?

objectively funny