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@pink__bandaids @mohabboting To be fair, I was once in a panic at the ER and couldn’t remember my son’s age when asked. I blurted out “he was born in 2002”

@mohabboting i can’t stop thinking about how she didn’t know his weight, that’s like such a basic piece of info to know about ur kids

the shot of their hands intentionally showing us his dirty fingernails but then the mom saying he didn't want to help in the garden.....

@AlbertaSask @CanTrueCrime @daveaurkov You went on an 11 week vacation?

@CanTrueCrime @daveaurkov I guess it depends on your definition of cheap. We paid just over $3,500 for 2.75 months. We have no medical issues. None! Is that cheap to you?

I have no idea how much travel insurance costs in America, but in Canada it's ridiculously cheap, even if you have pre-existing health conditions. There is no excuse for this.

@TheRickWilson A group of Karens is called a Complaint

What is the plural of a group of Karens?

@bdrw Yes! I went for a walk with my dog this morning wearing a hoodie and no hat in -2°C weather. In November, I would have had on my jacket, toque and gloves.

if you’re from canada i don’t have to explain this but 0° in the spring is sweater weather and 0° in the fall is jacket weather

@macdoin @wonderartsy I’m in Nova Scotia and it’s heavily, heavily suggested at the local hospital/clinic.

@wonderartsy Masking in Nova Scotia, Canada. People here are generally polite and leave me alone, but the looks are getting weirder and the vibe is getting more hostile. Healthcare workers are getting more insistent I remove it for procedures like eye exams. It’s disheartening.

Still masking... tell me, where are all the people masking in 2026 that others find so offensive? I'm looking for more clean air savvy contacts. #MaskUp

@fakedansavage I tried to get a dog from a shelter and none would allow me to adopt because I don’t have a fenced yard and have a child. I have 15 acres and work from home. My bought Labrador is a very happy dog.

All three of our dogs were rescues — we rescued them from breeders.

@TheLexGabrielle I have to fight my 13 year old to get out of bed everyday except Thursdays because he knows a new episode is available.

I’m sure it’s been talked about, but the fact that a show with a primarily Black cast is doing this well and is the best comedy on network television is absolutely amazing. Go, Quinta!

@Angry_Staffer That said, it does put him in the running to be the first ever two-time recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize!

I don’t think he’s getting that Nobel Peace Prize

@MikeSington Each cow has exactly one liver. The second it becomes trendy and demand increases, it will be very expensive.

Eat liver. RFK Jr tells Americans who can’t afford groceries to eat liver: “If you buy a porterhouse, it’s going to set you back. But you can buy liver or the cheaper cuts of steak that are very, very affordable.”

@mohabboting I don’t think any of his comments were meant as snide or a joke. I think he was coming from a genuine place. It showed more a lack of interpersonal skills than cruelty.

am I the only one that didn't read ogilvie's zoo comment as a joke? I don't think he was joking I think he was dead serious but he just did not see how insensitive he was being because he has absolutely no social skills

@factpostnews If he could magically make people buy liver, the surge in demand would instantly raise the price.

RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."

@3YearLetterman Life expectancy.

I literally cannot name one thing that Canada does better than America

@malkinsmarner I grew up not playing hockey and without brothers. But I gave birth to a boy who was obsessed with it from day 1. I remember looking up hockeymom.com to figure out what gear to buy and how to out it on.

women carried those men through pregnancy and labour, signed them up for hockey leagues, ensured their gear always fit and was clean, made sure they had healthy meals and habits, took time and money out of their lives to get them to and from hockey and they repay all that by…..

@benryanwriter @jk_rowling The manuscript? Do you expect them to share?!

No cars in NYC till noon on Monday. But what if the twins need the unpublished manuscript of the next @JK_Rowling book?

@MerriamWebster Not a chance. I’m keeping the Oxford comma, as well.

If Canada wins, we’ll spell them ‘favour,’ ‘colour,’ and ‘humour’ for the rest of the day. If USA wins, Canada drops the U’s forever…?

@Devin_Heroux @CBCOlympics @HockeyCanada Cape Breton Island. French toast casserole is in the oven and we are ready.

In a short time from now alarms are going to be going off all across Canada. Maybe some have already The men’s hockey game between Canada and USA is one hour away ROLLLLLLL CALLLLLL — Let’s hear you Canada. Where you’re watching and cheering from?

@paologerbaudo My mom is very devout catholic. She never washes it off but it’s basically gone by the time she gets home. And it’s never that dark to begin with.

I have been brought up in a very religious Catholic family. And I don't remember seeing anyone going around with ashes on their foreheads. US Catholics almost look like a different religion.

@EastEndJoe A sailor aboard an American submarine off the coast of Greenland became very sick. Denmark graciously evacuated him and brought him to the nearest hospital in Greenland where he is being treated. The US now had to collect him.

What the fuck is this all about? 😳

@virtualjew My mom son has been to school on a Monday exactly once since December 1rst. And there likely won’t be school this coming Monday.

does anyone know the science behind why these snow storms keep coming specifically sunday through monday? literally no other combination of days. i keep experiencing deja vu over and over again.

@Suzierizzo1 If you yell “Ghislaine!” in just about any part of French speaking Canada, I guarantee you, someone will turn around.

A creator was in Canada & noticed that this woman looked like Ghislaine Maxwell so he did a double take & said Ghislaine & she turned & looked at him so he said are you Ghislaine & she said no she wasn’t! There was also a man with her people say looked familiar!What do you think?