Meow!

@sfh300 @simon_schama @Freedland @Liz_Cheney Something like this...

@daibach23 It is very rare to see them out before 1 April.

Friends and family, it is getting warmer and you may be tempted to go walking in the beautiful Welsh countryside. So, please be careful where you put your feet because these little fellows have now hatched and may be hiding in the grass and you really do not want to upset their mum or dad.

@jonnyceepembs @libdemlife Is that one of Grey's famous portraits?

@libdemlife Meanwhile, back in his attic room

a curiously poor picture of Clegg, unveiled at the National Liberal Club yesterday

@thewritertype If only we could find a common language.* *with a nod to GB Shaw

Wow, Americans turned their clocks forward but we don't change ours in the UK until the end of the month! And they pronounce "tomato" as "elevator", and their word for "trousers" is "sidewalk"! So much for the special relationship! Also their government is a bunch of fascists.

@ElizabethDuncan @chrisshipitv @officialABAT Did the Mango Lounge (Windsor) meet exacting Royal standards? maps.app.goo.gl/r8szHcevg3BL3w…

@chrisshipitv @officialABAT The whole menu was so thoughtful and accommodating for the guests.

The Nigerian President @officialABAT is observing Ramadan. In order to accommodate him and other Muslim guests - canapés are being served before the State Banquet, for Iftar, to give sustenance to those who can’t wait for the main meal to start (usually 9pm). Ramadan Mubarak ☪️

@GHoTiO1 @Badgeration @antisemitism A good faith question that comes from a desire to enquire and understand would deserve an answer.

@jayn19 @Badgeration @antisemitism Any examples of this supposed non religious Jewish culture ?

Remember Jay Rayner saying this about The Guardian a year and a half ago? “For years now being Jewish, however non-observant, and working for the company has been uncomfortable, at times excruciating.” We’ll just leave this here. telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/…

@GHoTiO1 @DrCryptoPsych @antisemitism But others may be 'bothered' that he is. That's the point.

@DrCryptoPsych @antisemitism It means he’s not bothered about being Jewish …

@GHoTiO1 @Badgeration @antisemitism One can be culturally linked to family and community, regardless of faith. Many cultural practices are to a degree linked to a religious practice. It's really not that difficult, though 'identity' can be quite complex.

@Badgeration @antisemitism That’s irrelevant when talking about an ethnicity. Ashkenazi and Sephardic are different ethnicities within the Jewish community. One can identify as either. But to identify broadly as Jewish would require at least some belief in Judaism.

@IndexCensorship Sad that there is little engagement with this post about this challenging issue. Unlike the misinformation and disinformation posts that seem to narrow the space for reasonable inquiry.

We may find the al-Quds Day march distasteful but banning it risks normalising use of “safety” concerns to shut down other protests. The right to protest must apply even to speech we strongly disagree with. More on why we oppose this decision: indexoncensorship.org/2026/03/defend…

@FrankRGardner What? Not a roundabout or traffic lights to stop and change the channel, or cassette tape? Who built this thing?

Driving across the desert sounds romantic.. but mostly it looks like this.

@afneil Leaders can be replaced, buildings rebuilt. But long term peace is not the absence of war. Peace has to built incrementally over time, and fragile even then. But it is precious and felt in its absence. Capricious adventurers bet that rubble sells in markets with hearts of stone.

BREAKING: Israel targeted Iran’s security chief, Ali Larijani, in airstrikes yesterday and believes he was killed. Larijani probably the leading regime hawk. The Israeli military said it had also killed the commander of Iran’s Basij, the regime’s paramilitary goons with units embedded across the nation to suppress dissent.

@Me_only_me76 @archer_rs @guardian Bit like asking if a Prime Minister personally vets the appointment of an ambassador, say.

@archer_rs @guardian I thought Editors approved articles before printing. Is this not the case?

Hearing that @Guardian editor Katharine Viner has been overwhelmed with complaints (many from her friends) about Jonathan Liew’s abhorrent column justifying smashing up a branch of Gail’s because it had a Jewish founder. Insiders say she is beyond angry and heads will roll.

@RobinShipston @nazirafzal First they took the saterists seriously.

@nazirafzal The original post was satire, not sure Gingrich does humour.

This idiot wanting “a dozen thermonuclear detonations “ to build an alternative to the straits of Hormuz was Speaker of the US Congress Suggest they do it first nearer to home to build an alternative to the Panama Canal See how that goes

@RobinLe88025009 @floboflo If I had a fiver for every prisoner...etc etc

@jayn19 @floboflo Did she ensure that all prisoners were given chocolate on special occasions like Easter and Christmas? If so, put her back on the fiver.

The Bank of England have pranked the gammon! Churchill wasn’t even on the £5 notes, it was Elizabeth Fry. They must be feeling like a right bunch of twats now!

@RobinLe88025009 @floboflo She was a Gurney and took up Fry after marriage. Family linked to Gurney Bank, Barclays Bank, and Norwich. Chocolate linked to her husband's family, though her husband was not directly involved as I recall. Elizabeth is celebrated for 19th C. prison reform.

@floboflo She built a chocolate empire. She deserved to be on the notes.

@floboflo I've heard some refer to Churchill as a beaver. Can't see it myself.

Cousin Poppy has a tattoo of Winston Churchill on her beaver. Hope that makes up for it.

@sciencegirl Tyon (pronounced "tieon")

What would you name this cat

@buitengebieden It's like AI hallucination.

What is going on here? 😅

@CourierBoyUK @campbellclaret @WilsonPerm @EdwardJDavey @RoryStewartUK @Nigel_Farage I might have.

@campbellclaret @WilsonPerm @EdwardJDavey @RoryStewartUK @Nigel_Farage I bet not many can name who’s on the back of the other notes without checking And I bet hardly anyone knew who is on the back of the £5 note until this non-news blew up Btw £5 note pre 2016 Social reformer Elizabeth Fry👇🏼 Did anyone kick off when she was removed?🤔

Sorry @EdwardJDavey I have stood up for you when @RoryStewartUK has attacked your “silly stunts” as he calls them because I know how hard it can be for smaller parties to get attention. But this is BS on a @Nigel_Farage scale. Nobody alive imagines that Churchill legend will wane because we see his face less on a banknote. And the public demand (inc I imagine many many LibDems) is for our nature and wildlife to be celebrated alongside our great humans. Leave the culture wars to the bullshitters who have nothing else to offer. These are really serious times. Be serious.

@MichaelTakeMP @RobertJenrick By Jove Sir M. You're learnt the argot! Or is it perchance ChatBGT?

@RobertJenrick Bob you Laaaaaaaaaad! Givin it ‘ard wiv the boys. Knockin dahn the pints, avin’ a blag & chasin’ a bit of skirt if it comes your way. Bob mush you are a diamond geezer! Hope you pull and hope you can get out on the piss tonight with the boys on your winnings mate. Bob Laaaaaad!💪

Bumped into these lads from Derby at Cheltenham. They’d drunk a few more Guinness than me.

@campbellclaret @RohYakobi @RestIsPolitics @RoryStewartUK If it was a pub it would be 'The Martyred Witness' I guess.

@RohYakobi @RestIsPolitics @RoryStewartUK I thought so!!!! It’s just being Etonian he is so adamant when he is wrong !!

Good @RestIsPolitics QT, @campbellclaret and @RoryStewartUK. But شاهد said as “shaahed” (the drone) and شهید said as “shaheed” (martyr) aren’t the same. شاهد means witness or observer. شهید means martyr, of course.