@uke6ever @Ugliesttidings There's an extra sperm pocket somewhere else, I don't remember where but it's not in the balls.
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John Indie Developer
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John Indie Developer
@johnindiedev
Professional scope creeper and project abandonment expert. Developer of 1747 indie games (all abandoned). Full time indie dev, also hungry and broke.
Katılım Eylül 2025
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@Ugliesttidings why doesn’t sperm come out when you cut a ballsack? i asked my ex this a few weeks ago and i was genuinely stumped. like, where does the sperm go??
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Why doesn't your stomach acid come out when you're shot in the stomach
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@GPrime85 Finally someone calling out the blurry TAA mushy graphics.
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Fully agree with Mack. As with books, movies, and comics, the first two hours of a game are critical. If devs can't be bothered to make it interesting, players won't bother with the rest.
Still mad I spent 70 bucks on this trash instead of seeing Project Hail Mary.
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@mansbusy_ I'm also selling a star if someone rich needs one. Mine's even cheaper than that!
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@_Deez_Games I was open to giving it a chance but I just refunded largely due to the controls being absolutely atrocious. Also why are people gassing up the visuals? It looks ok at best in some areas when not in motion. The TAA smearing and shimmering feels particularly horrible in this one.
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10 hours into Crimson Desert and i might be done. The story is quite lterally just Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. It's so shallow and hard to be enthused by.
You die, you come back to life, you build yourself back up in the north. You're guided by the white crow, you get a black crow ability, the first boss is King Joffrey...
It's a shell of a game. There's very little real, fleshed out content and seriously the worst controls I've ever experienced in a videogame. It does a few things really well, but does loads of things badly.
I want to persevere but really can't decide if it's worth it or not.
Deez Games 🎮@_Deez_Games
Crimson Desert first impressions: ✅️ Visuals - Stunning ✅️ world feels fully alive. Hustle and bustle in towns, everyone talking, everyone reacting - all very cool 😒 Combat - Fine, serviceable ❌️ Story & Characters - totally uninspiring and basic. Every conversation so far has been dull and emotionless, though I do enjoy how homo-erotic it all is 😂 ❌️ Controls - Messy. L1 + Square to jump? Guy runs like a mental patient. Radial menus not great, finicky. Nothing feels intuitive, like holding start and using d-pad to use quick menu ❌️ Learning things is a nice idea, just not a fan of standing still & staring at everything for 3 seconds to do so So far I'm feeling quite... meh, about it. I'll play more of course but I'm not excited to do so. I feel like the real enjoyment will kick in once the traversal options set in, like dragons and jetpacks. I'm only a few hours in, so hopefully it picks up soon, but it currently feels like a visually and mechanically impressive, but boring, updated Skyrim.
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@ItsNewYokio I'm heavily contemplating refunding it, I'm right at the 2 hour mark. It's one of those games that I want to like but calling it clunky is an understatement.
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Niggas who spent the past 3 months hyping up crimson desert applying for the steam refund
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@Eosintis That never stops. You could be champ 1 and people will tell you you have no idea what you're doing.
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There’s a reason I do not play online fps games.
I decided to try Overwatch because there is a cat character. Tell me why, while I’m still brand new, I get matched with people 30+ levels higher and then they start bullying me in chat for not knowing how to play yet.
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@mariahyreva Matcha tastes like dirt and gives you anemia. That's the joke.
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Everyone loving matcha feels like one big joke that i’m not in on
ׂׂૢ@balqysna
matcha with a bowl of fresh strawberries .✦ ݁˖
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@JF_GamesDev @ashotmagazine You mean after their numbers were reduced to 50 because someone infiltrated the planet directly with a probe?
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@johnindiedev @ashotmagazine You think they let people get anywhere near viltrum?
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In ‘INVINCIBLE’, the Viltrumites responded to a devastating plague by discarding their infected dead into space, ruthlessly eliminating any trace of weakness. Over time, the sheer number of bodies formed a haunting ring around their planet, resembling Saturn.
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HOW THE FCUK DOES THE RAIN RAIN TWICE?
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@rahsh33m I like how on one side we have people downing raw milk (me) and on the other side we have people washing their salad with soap.
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@fruitybnuuy "dressed like a rat for the grand sewer opening" goes hard af
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wait until the english speakers find out about our other iconic phrases like
"dressed like a rat for the grand sewer opening"
"free is a fair price"
"for free even vinegar is sweet"
"looks like shit, and tastes even better"
"place where dogs bark with their asses"
Hitomi ✨@danmeifreak
"NOT MY CIRCUS NOT MY MONKEYS" IS ORIGINALLY A POLISH PHRASE??????????????????????
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@turtlekiosk google fonts has a better selection these days than it used to
I had almost resigned myself to being basic and using montserrat but then I found IBM plex sans and ended up going with that for my app
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@tacoeate I just realized headache does not exist as a disorder. As a chronic headache enjoyer I feel left out.
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Not just any E. coli… the O157:H7 strain that causes toddlers to hemorrhage and go on dialysis…
FactPost@factpostnews
The FDA has announced at least 7 people have contracted E. coli linked to cheddar cheese made from raw milk.
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@Pirat_Nation Can I inbreed them and send them on adventures to kill god?
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CAT PARENTS Announcement Trailer
A game where you rescue abandoned and homeless cats
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