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@RealScottSteele @JakeLandauTO But in the current system, you provide the service before you know how much your tip will be. You can provide perfect, amazing, over the top service and get no tip.

@JakeLandauTO As a former server, without a tip you’re getting the level of service you’ve grown accustomed to expect

Hot Take: Tipping Culture is cultivated by the rich to create a class barrier to services. By inflating the percentage that a tip is expected to be, they limit access to a smaller and smaller group of people.

@Soukthachone_ @tisthepamseason Muffins mostly come in six packs where I am - please don’t give my boss any ideas.

@tisthepamseason tell your boss to switch you to 4 day work week to accommodate for prices being too high on food.

can someone please do something about the fact that muffins come in packs of 4 but there are 5 morning where i need a muffin each week

@notadampaul @thinkingshivers I was wondering if throw includes throw with tool (ie lacrosse) or if that’s a separate line.

@thinkingshivers you're missing a whole row: hit w/ hands Real-time big ball: volleyball Real-time small ball: spikeball Turn-based big ball: tetherball Turn-based small ball: ? Another missing ball sport!

We forgot to invent a few of these ball sports.

@itsssthulsss I thought it was because catfish have those weird whiskers like they are wearing a disguise.

guys i have a genuine question. why is impersonating someone online called catfishing?? what does it have to do with cats… or fishing… or cats fishing??? 😭

@TDotResident @ChapmanNeil1 Important note: this new law only applies in Toronto, because Ford does not care at all what happens in the rest of the province.

BREAKING: Doug Ford passes new law to allow driving on the shoulder of the highway if you're late for dinner and your wife calls more than three times wondering what's taking so long

@Thundercattttt0 @mobinfiltrator Depends on the province.

@mobinfiltrator Thought kids got medication covered? 🤔 I've never paid for any for my daughter.

Picking up medication for my 12 year old. $77.00. It’s utter bullshit that health care is free in #Canada. Still waiting for MRI for 14 year old. That’s four weeks now. 🤷‍♂️

@CapnNath Shania Twin (I didn’t make this up - she exists)

Ever since this 30 Rock joke 15 years ago I have been trying to come up with a celebrity-impersonator name as good as Edward James Almost. The closest I have come so far is Mary Elizabeth Instead

@FondlingTheVoid @strangeharbors youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ?si…

@strangeharbors This is the secret sauce to Monster Mash. The whole song is about a song called Monster Mash but you don't ever hear Monster Mash

Power Ballad: The issue with making a movie about a mega-hit, chart-topping song is that you then actually have to write and record a song that could believably be a mega-hit, chart-topping song. #SXSW2026

@ROBlNDANGER My brother was visiting from Germany and complained about the prices at shoppers. I’m like, “oh no one buys anything there at full price.” And he asked me why Canadians put up with this. I don’t know why. It just is.

At this point if you buy full priced items at shoppers drug mart I’m going to assume you don’t know how to do math

@zeynepmyenisey I sometimes do outdoor field work and they got us tablets so we could do our reports right away onsite. Just awful. I think I did it once - never again.

Being on your laptop outside is a miserable experience and im tired of people pretending it's not

@OCpatriot_ @cecegkh Sure but what if you arrive at the airport in what should be plenty of time, and then the line to actually check you in is unnecessarily slow and then they say you were late and charge you extra to get on the next flight? Might become a bit of a moneymaker…

@cecegkh Missing context here Cece. How many minutes before the flight was he trying to check in? Most airlines have a policy that you have to check a minimum number of minutes before your flight, and if you pass that threshold, you may lose your seat and have to re-book.

Frontier Airlines overbooked several flights that day, not an uncommon occurrence on flights, but what they did next was crazy. Instead of asking for volunteers to fly at a later time with compensation, they just began denying people seats and telling them that they were “late” for their flight. (They had been in that line for over an hour and a half.) Now here is where it gets even crazier. They were offering to put those removed from the flight on a later flight, but it would cost them an EXTRA $100 to do so. Would you just pay the $100 or would you demand a refund for your ticket? Obviously the young guy in the video is pissed. Is he in the right or is Frontier?

@TheCatWhisprer x.com/kcwrote/status…

The rear view camera on my car went out so I had to rotate my neck and turn my head to back out just like they did on the Oregon Trail.

@psac_afpc I fully agree but this post is a miss. The text is about cost to workers but the graphic is about cost to taxpayers. Both are true but they need to be two different posts.

Commuting costs on avg $10,020/yr. At a time when groceries, gas, & essentials get more expensive, public service workers are being forced to pay more to do the same job many can do from home. In-office mandates won’t save the gov't money. It just makes workers pay the price.

@JodiesJumpsuit I told my son to wear boots and he did so reluctantly. He got home and said, “mom, some kids only had shoes. Shoes!”

Parents all over Toronto who insisted on their children wearing the Big Winter Coat today completely validated

@JakeLandauTO What did I just watch?

This is honestly just sad, I feel bad

@dzoolander85 It’s worse. You have to order from an online list of pre-approved suppliers. Meaning the $1 stickers you could have bought from dollarama are now $7.

I'll believe it when I see it. Somehow, I expect the $750 per teacher will be held by school boards, who will use their discretion to use it to fund a series of Board Coordinators of School Supplies and School Supply-Related Mental Health Leads. 🤦🏻🥴 #OnPoli #OntEd

@tsortwehttam @John_Attridge It was the following: - the best of times - the worst of times

@John_Attridge Sorry, try again. Not enough headings and bulleted lists.

Catchy opening! But the comma splice is unwieldy. Why dont you try "It was not just the best of times. It was also the worst of times."

@CaptainDick12 There should definitely be outrage in my riding, but there are too many Always Conservative voters. It’s beyond frustrating. I don’t know what it will take.

I wonder how the people living outside the GTA feel about the Premier of Toronto spending their taxes to do a job the people of Toronto did not elect him to do?

@barenakedladies Moncton Coliseum 1993!

Do you remember your first Barenaked Ladies show? 📍 Where was it? 📅 What year? Tell us your BNL live origin story in the comments 👇

@TorontoDave99 @JoshMatlow He’s stealing by trading giant favours (development contracts) for giant donations to his party.

😂🤣😂. Ok. How's he "stealing"? The guy bugs the heck out of me, but let's face it: the science centre was garbage. It needed to be completely redone. And rhe old location was abysmal. Only idiots would think a key resource like that sjould be located off in the toronto boonies. And exhibition place can't host anything properly.

The Science Centre. Ontario Place. The Toronto Islands. Exhibition Place. Greenbelt. The Ford government keeps stealing from the people - and his friends are getting rich. We must take a stand. I want a province where tax dollars are actually spent on priorities, local governments are respected as partners and the focus is on you.