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@PictureSporting ‘sToP tHe BoAtS’ I expect…

This is so depressing. What goes through the minds of these morons ...

@Despicable1776 @realDonaldTrump The whole world is laughing at ‘MAGA’… Make America great? The world thinks you’re a joke.

@realDonaldTrump Let this be a lesson to Massie’s Nasties and anyone else: DON’T mess with MAGA

Horrible Congressman Thomas Massie put out an old Endorsement, from many years ago, of him by me long before I found out that he was the Worst Congressman in the History of our Country. I endorsed Ed Gallrein, a true American Patriot, which Massie knows full well, so the statement that he put out is fraudulent, just like HE is fraudulent. WITHDRAW YOUR FAKE STATEMENT, MASSIE, RIGHT NOW! President DONALD J. TRUMP

@FYPFanzine And the “show some respect” response … 😂😂😂

Guess Tonda Eckert is a cheat after all. Well done to that journalist for asking that question in the aftermath of their win over Boro.

@DSymonds__ @EFL_Comms 🚨 NEWSFLASH 🚨 They just did…

@EFL_Comms FUCKING PISS TAKE YOUR COMMISSION IS A FUCKING JOKE ALL SOUTHAMPTON FANS WITH TICKETS SHOULD FUCKING STORM WEMBLEY AND MAKE SURE THAT GAME DOESNT GO AHEAD ITS A FUCKING DISGRACE CHEATING OR NOT YOU CANT KICK US OUT OF A FINAL OVER THAT BULLOCKS #SAINTSFC

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training. In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table. The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed. 📘 efl.com/news/2026/may/…

@masterclass6327 @Pompey @louorns You’ll need the points to stay up!..

@Pompey @louorns All this to get twatted by us next season

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@Tigersimon1967 @EnglandRugby @O2 Unnecessary?… Hardly. Sledging when he’s absolutely fucking useless is perfectly justified.

@EnglandRugby @O2 Would be really useful to include a “Not considered for Inclusion” section! Would stop Rumours and unnecessary sledging of SB when Player X is not included!!

Let the preparations begin 👊 Head coach Steve Borthwick has named his squad for a three-day alignment camp ahead of the upcoming Nations Championship. @O2 | #WearTheRose

@___ndlovukazi @realrobbridges @EnglandRugby @O2 Does he fuck…

@realrobbridges @EnglandRugby @O2 The coach knows better than the keyboard warriors, thank you Borthwick for recognising generational talent.

@MarkTRFL @EnglandRugby @O2 As long as they persist with the incredibly untalented Borthwick, this nonsense will continue…

@EnglandRugby @O2 Van Rensburg ahead of Max Ojomoh is plain ridiculous! Ojomoh has all the creativity England lack. MoM v Argentina to left out. Baffling

@EnglandRugby @gloucesterrugby @O2 Dombrandt…. 😂😂😂

@nicksadler62 @CEO4TAG Not really. The rules were made clear after Leeds. They fucked around and found out!

@CEO4TAG It’s a ridiculous punishment. Completely over the top

@CEO4TAG Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…

@SouthamptonFC @SkyBetChamp Or so you thought…. 😂😂😂

We booked our place in the @SkyBetChamp play-off final #OnThisDay in 2024 😍

@OWS1892 @omid9 That and him being a prick of course.

@omid9 If he didn't take himself so seriously he could've come out of it looking ok. His inability to laugh at himself is his undoing.

Comedy palate cleanser. Robert Jenrick about to grandstand but reminded of his defection from one party to another this year is gold. The timing. First line great. Second line superb but crowd not recovered from the first to fully appreciate it 😊

@chrisbizarre2 @AndyBurnhamGM @DailyMail Oh no Chris. I don’t think there’s any doubt, you’re three times as thick as anyone had initially thought…

@AndyBurnhamGM @DailyMail If you're doing a run every morning then that gut of yours shows you've been eating lots of pies and drinking like a sailor on shore leave the rest of the time. Don't bullshit us, we're not as stupid as you think we are.

Burnham is in the running... but why did the jogging mayor drive home? trib.al/k6gKo9P

@RugbyBath It’s ok though, because he’s picked Dombrandt. Again…. 🤡🤡🤡

"The five biggest selection casualties (include Bath 4 - Henry Arundell, Max Ojomoh, Ollie Lawrence & Alfie Barbeary) from England's latest squad ...Bath only have five players in the squad, two of which are uncapped – Kepu Tuipulotu and Billy Sela..." rugbypass.com/news/the-five-…

@realrikkidoolan @piersmorgan Oooohhh, some hurty words?? But I thought you lot say that’s OK? 😂😂😂

Right then, I need a public retraction and apology @piersmorgan otherwise you’re hearing from my lawyer. You have used AI doctored video clips on your show and called me a “Monstrosity” and referred to my singing as the “least talented singing we’ve heard on these isles” due to fake videos. Someone with AI put my voice out of tune. I’m a professional singer with 2 albums and millions of streams online. What you have done is defamation, and misrepresentation of my profession to millions of people. Your researchers did a job and a half.

@carrjames2000 @Parody_PM They weren’t laughing, they were ‘sniggling’ apparently.

@Parody_PM Or the time he as nearly crying because Labour MPs were laughing at him when he was voting

As Lee Anderson becomes Chairman of Reform UK, let us remember that time he got his mate to pretend he didn't know him, but got caught on camera.

@eye_love_uk @MittensOff No he isn’t you thick twat. He’s trying to stir up racial hatred and division, because he’s an insecure bigot.

This man has more balls and integrity in his finger nail than you have in your entire body you muppet. He’s trying to stop undocumented unvetted men illegally entering this country so my daughters and his daughter and all England’s daughters are safe. What part are of this are you choosing not to understand? But you’re just a lonely sad c*nt right and your tribe is other sad and lonely c*nts too. Well know that you will not win this fight because we are the lions and when the revolution kicks off you will run away like the cowards you truly are. You stand for nothing. We the patriots stand for British Values and the safety of our women and children. 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Ryan Bridge the Supreme Leader of Flag Shaggers, Coward of Calais, Habitual Harasser of Women and the Elderly, and the Keith Lard of Lampposts is now on bail and has some great conditions, here he tells you what they are. My personal favourite is the one that says he can't be in a cherry picker. 😂😂😂

@sc167846 @BBCMOTD You Arsenal clowns are a breed apart…

@BBCMOTD Not serious foul play. No force behind the tackle. Yellow deserved

Should Kai Havertz have been sent off? 🤔 VAR checked the challenge for serious foul play, but the on-field decision of a yellow card was upheld.

@DizPlinTrading @BBCMOTD What a whopper this Arsenal clown is..

@BBCMOTD Bad tackle, but not a red card. The only reason you lot have your knickers in a twist is because that biased rat Gary Neville tried to go all Shakespeare and make a scene. I hope to God Sky Sports drop that melt ASAP