mooncake walk

@rachcorrine Thoughts on non-drawstring linen shorts? Is the formality level too awkward?

It’s only July and I’m already bored of talking about summer clothes. To recap: - a couple good tees (cotton heavy field spec is HEAVY but nice - one black, one white, one heather. Some lighter options - Merz B, James Perse, heard good things about Uniqlo, Abercrombie essential slub tee I also like). Wear with some looser denim to avoid a super sweaty ass. With loafers I think looks sick. Add sunglasses and belt and hat. You’re casual you’re cool. Good for all day into a happy hour situation. - drawstring linen shorts. Great for European vacation. Great for day to day. Dress up with a linen striped long sleeve. Wear with a knit Johnny collar polo. - knit Johnny collar polo. With denim. With linen trousers. With said shorts. - striped linen long sleeve - linen trousers - white linen long sleeve - maybe one short sleeve button up (fine) - loose light jeans (Madewell 1991 loose jean is one of my faves) - loafers - if you can only get one pair black leather is the most versatile but love brown suede for summer - white sneaker - maybe a birk or a flip flop but I can’t condone this - white tank for layering - hot boy hats I think this covers it.

@AliceFromQueens @scastro87 Literally just broken windows

@scastro87 NYPD and NYC parks dept maintain safety and order in both parks, not private security. Pratt's belief that NYC is a dangerous hellscape New Yorkers are afraid to inhabit except in safe zones guaranteed by private security is preposterous

Pratt's response regarding Bryant Park is fair enough. But now he needs to explain each warm sunny day in Long Meadow (Prospect Park), Sheep Meadow (Central Park), Brooklyn Bridge Park...

@negroprogrammer @TheStalwart Can’t believe I got spoiled on fintwit, tf is this

@TheStalwart They’re expressing their support for Hanwha Life Esports after a crushing 3-1 loss to Bilibili Gaming at the League of Legends Mid Season Invitational

Does anyone know why the JPM building is lit up with the Korean flag tonight?

@n0t4_bene @SashaGusevPosts Crazy flex

@SashaGusevPosts Kelsey Piper fan here

Every time someone reposts Kelsey Piper talking about her incredibly generous charity donations they need to append a recent donation receipt or else it is stolen valor.

@hopes_revenge Cold healing arc

@corsaren Damn, unfortunate situation… glad to hear that it’s recovery???

@mooncakewalk I can't. Dad is recovering from chemo, so this Father's Day is pretty important. And I don't have a photographer lined up.

guys. i swear to fucking god. i told her to visit her parents. her mother (coordinating with me) told her to visit. she refused. for months. then last week i say i need to visit my parents for Father's Day. ... "Oh, in that case, I might go to Italy while you're gone!" 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@simonsarris Repeating the mantra of ‘downwardly mobile, regressing to the mean’ wrt people like this helps with modeling their behaviour, I’ve found

Read Burke you absolute imbecile. Economy consists in selection. The point of saving money is to ultimately use it where it matters. If the highest aim of money you can come up with is being a doordash dipsomaniac be my guest.

@_funmachine Unfortunately correct

so there are these people that insist there’s only one city in a country of 340 million

@hannaahhn Is there a waitlist for the hatelist (something something closest to love)

i genuinely hate most of my reply guys and i feel very ungrateful but i cant help it

@lapislagoons Hell yeah

got dinner and a drink w my little brother and his girlfriend who is also younger than me and I was the only one who got carded

@Duderichy Been saying this since forever! Goated place to live

Fidi kinda sucks as a neighborhood but it takes like 10-30 minutes to get anywhere else and the apartments are really good

@FeralPHunter @goblinodds That’s brutal :((

guess who has two thumbs and got laid off a month into a new job after moving to nyc 😀

@lapislagoons Scotland?

a trip that changed my life forever

@ClickingSeason @eigenrobot Isn’t this just another symptom? All melded together into some indistinguishable mass, yet still fragmented enough to be entirely illegible from one section to the next

@eigenrobot if it's online, is it really youth culture? it takes a long time to figure out how old people on here are

@eigenrobot Is there any such thing as culture left, or are there just the rotting and decaying husks of once-recognizable entities, parasitized by the great hivemind of ‘onlineness’

@JeremiahDJohns NYT platforming Hasan, though I question the correctness of terming either of them the main character, per se

Who's the main character today? What's the main topic on your timeline?

@FeralPHunter Being an anti-social hermit in nyc, of all places, seems rather tall a task…

if i hear one more person in nyc talk about life under capitalism im gonna lose it

@Duderichy @MomaBera What about for guys

@MomaBera yes

I want a shot like this. Any photographers up for this ?

@maebichka Cannot believe this had a net total of 8 responses; wasn’t Twitter a dating app?

LIFE UPDATE: I am seeking CUTE BOYS