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@MerPolCC Hello. We have information regarding the dog that was thrown in the Mersey. Please reply.

Good morning, team 4 with you again for the day shift. Elinor, Lisa & Lorraine here to help with any non urgent incident & crime reporting, just drop us a DM. It is always 999 for an emergency that is happening now. Have a good Friday & weekend. & stay safe.

@CitySean_ @LiamT30EFC 🤫🤫🤫🤫

@LiamT30EFC Scousers are top tier cringe and professional victims

Im not a bit assed about England i couldnt give two fucks tbh but the people pushing the scouse not english are genuinely attention seeking muppets

@oyyyyveyyyy @iamtomskinner Twat.

@iamtomskinner I thought you were gonna do something cool like smothering the fuckers with a pillow while they were nodding off/OD'ing. What an emotional rollercoasater of disappointment.

I don’t know if many of you remember the “Help The Homeless” Pillow I sold a couple years back now. Basically every time you bought this set of pillows we would donate a set to a homeless charity / shelter. We stopped doing it because after donating a few thousand pillows we started getting asked for waterproof ones… they became too expensive to make and we had to stop it. Well today after a meeting with a new manufacture. They’ve told me that they will cover the extra costs of materials so I can do it again as long ad i place a large enough order each month! So look like they might be back for the run up into christmas! New pillow / mattress website purely for the public is being created as we speak!! COME ON!!! bosh❤️

@sophielouisecc How did he know her address

I find it almost impossible to believe the murder of Ann Widdecombe wasn’t politically motivated. They say there’s no evidence but common sense suggests otherwise You don’t drive 5 hours to a remote village in Devon to the house of a prominent political figure in the middle of the day and kill her and not take anything.

@ukboomers @LJDUK2 Your fault. Won't get a penny. Unlucky 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@LJDUK2 Technically love, but only just. A few months over. The passport itself is perfect

Refused boarding at the airport this morning. Passport expired, they said. Expired! It's in perfect condition, not a mark on it. My name hasn't changed. I look exactly like the photograph. What difference does a date make? Now we've lost a £4,000 trip to Spain. Somebody owes us that money, the passport office or the airline, I'm not fussed which. Margaret is appalled, there should be an exception for over 65s 🇬🇧

@tomhwilliams23 💤💤💤💤

Surely not another delayed kick off for England?! Not so bad being a Saturday night, but still 😅

@SilentSlipper @Lord_Sugar @RobbieRinder Jealous twat.

@Lord_Sugar @RobbieRinder Prick

Rob I could not get this on kindle , I haven't read a hard back for years. @RobbieRinder

@BeardsmoreDamon @Notorious_2025 🕺👍

@muzzer9 @Notorious_2025 Walk 6 mile for a kfc mate 😂 I’m 40 I just about walk the dogs The Mrs had the car on a business trip just to put your mind at rest 😘

When the fuck did a KFC bargain bucket become £35 😂😂😂😂😂 This country is robbing the people blind!

@BeardsmoreDamon @Notorious_2025 Save a tenner. Get off your arse and go and get it. 🥴🥴🥴

@Notorious_2025 Went to order a fillet tower box meal and 2 kids popcorn chicken meal and it was £39 all in with a £10 delivery charge ! KFC is about 3 mile from my house !!

@emmad_kamara @narindertweets 🥴🥴🥴

@narindertweets So glad to see you’re back :) hope you enjoyed a wild one abroad lol x

Land back in Britain and first thing we see sat in the uber are those tatty flags hung up by total wrong un's from Raise the colours! Hasn't one recently been done for nonce activity?! These flags look terrible! Get them down - they have NOTHING to do with England and the world cup!

@lisamar70 @Keir_Starmer Watch it on your tv. Ffs

@Keir_Starmer What about those not wanting the pub and getting up for work at 6am?

Good news.

@walker_mar19459 @British_Airways @KemiBadenoch Don't think your getting a response from kemi 🤡

Hey @British_Airways you cancelled a flight from LHR today leaving a female child who’s a minor travelling on her own with no support. There are no hotels available and you’re telling her it’s not your responsibility to feed her or give her accommodation.. really??@KemiBadenoch

@DanielRoachLFC You know you don't have to pay for the chicken ?😂

Emma & Jolie went to watch The Foos at Anfield tonight. £24 spent on salt n pepper chicken - guessing the 2nd Diomande bid can go in now! 😜🎶🎸

@narindertweets @TedUrchin 💩💩💩💩

@TedUrchin I mean, it's a losing battle- lets face it. Its time be beautified the concept

To the man who zoomed in on my body and pointed out my stretch marks ...this is how a real woman looks. This is how a REAL WOMAN looks like - loose skin, saggy, stretch marks. Ladies - we are PERFECT 👌

@addo1878 @toffee_tower @foofighters Am not going to see my favourite band because Lfc play there 🥴🥴🥴🥴🙈🙈🙈🙈

@toffee_tower @foofighters Bet it was class. We saw them 2 years ago at Old Trafford and they were superb. My lot refused to step inside Anfield so had to miss this one 😏

Shame about the venue but wow what a performance by @foofighters Dave Grohl belting it out for just over 3 hours without a break is insane. Simply unbelievable. Fully recommend if there is still tickets for Saturday! 😝🤟🏻

@Jeffreyemiles @MarkJLittlewood @BBC You don't if you don't pay.

@MarkJLittlewood @BBC "You need a TV Licence to watch or record programmes on a TV, computer or other device as they're broadcast, and to watch on-demand BBC programmes on iPlayer" - gov.uk/find-licences/…

Shameless. @BBC opens the 2nd half with a pathetic barefaced lie. “To enjoy the World Cup, you need a TV licence.” No you don’t. You can enjoy and watch the football without one.

@IanLabour @MarkJLittlewood @BBC 😂😂😂😂 get yours paid.

@MarkJLittlewood @BBC If a match is broadcast exclusively on BBC channels and you are watching you are required BY LAW to have a current licence. If you haven't you are breaking the law; so YOU DO need a licence. You are shameless.

@_ShaunGiles @LFCHelp Starts at 7

@LFCHelp Hi, do you know the stage times for the show on Saturday? Thanks.

🚗 Attending one of the Foo Fighters concerts? Make sure to plan your travel to and from the Stadium in advance as there is no public parking. We recommend using public transport where possible. Please refer to the 'Getting to Anfield' guide here: 👉 events.liverpoolfc.com/information/ge…

@TopTradersADVFN @British_Airways 💤💤💤💤

Serious allegations coming your way @British_Airways . Shame on you. I was threatened not to post it on social media or I would be banned for life from going on @British_Airways flights and would not be allowed to board my flight today from Amsterdam to London Heathrow. I can’t wait to tell my story and you are going to look like parasites for what you did to me and my family today and involving 3 x armed police officers and 4 x security officers just for me over a dispute over luggage allowance which you were wrong about anyway and all in full view of everyone and more importantly my family and young one year old baby Boy 🧒. Full details will be released shortly but I will not be threatened by you or anyone else and told to stay silent about what your staff did to me and my family today. Full details coming and you can ban me for life coz I will NEVER ever fly with you EVER again anyway after today. I will release all details to the media too. I’m am absolutely fuming how you treat me and my family today and we had a one year old Baby with us too which is difficult enough going to an airport and checking in , and you threatened to have me arrested by the armed police over a dispute on luggage allowance which I was 6kg under my allowance anyway. However how you dealt with it was shocking beyond all belief and full details will be released shortly. Tops. /Dave I will not be silenced by you or anyone else. @elonmusk @British_Airways

@Douglas_Quaid55 @PaulSmithJnr Correct. 🤡🤡🤡

@PaulSmithJnr Oh soz. I forgot, scouse not English.

Pickford 😂