Agarthan
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Agarthan
@pathof_dreams
marketer • hazardously based
Agartha Katılım Ağustos 2019
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The Sun is 400x larger than the Moon + 400x further away (same size).
Your brain has 100 trillion synapses.
If the cosmological constant was altered by 1 part in 10⁵⁰ (1 with 50 zeros) no atoms could form.
DNA copies with an error rate of 1 in a billion.
Water expands when it freezes (no other major molecule does that), if ice didn’t float, all ecosystems would die.
Electrons and protons have a perfectly balanced charge;
If they differed by even 1 in 10³⁷, matter would either explode or collapse instantly.
Maxwells equations, Euler’s identity, and the standard model (math that explains the universe) is aesthetic;
Symmetrical, elegant, and shockingly minimal (planets orbit in a perfect mathematical ellipsis).
Hemoglobin binds oxygen just enough to hold it, and just weakly enough to release it, if either was off by 0.0000007, humans would suffocate instantly.
Earths tilt is 23.5 degrees (any different and life on earth would be unsustainable).
Still, no one can explain why consciousness exists. The fact that atoms (lifeless particles) somehow generate a subjective “observer perspective” defies all known physics.
Matter woke up.
The probability of consciousness arising from pure randomness is mathematically undefined (impossible).
After reading all of this;
You get one conclusion…
The universe isn’t random;
Its engineered…
Acknowledge God today and give thanks.
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@iblamejulius @iblamejulius dm me pls. It’s about this client. Have relevant info u will want to be aware of.
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@lamxnt @pathof_dreams was running this 2 years ago in an organic funnel - Had my CC ready before I jumped on the sales call
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btw, ranking number 1 on google shopping has let me run shopping campaigns up to $100k/month
it's the most stable revenue out of all the marketing channels I have worked on
no ai
no creative
not even a landing page (you can run to the pdp😮)
all you need is a spreadsheet
however, most people are too lazy to do the boring work in the backend
i've just finished writing a guide that shows you how I rank number 1 in any niche on google shopping
it takes you through
- backend feed optimisation
- keyword research and how to structure titles
- how to scale the shopping campaign once you've optimised the back end
it's a lengthy explanation, so i've put it into a doc
reply 'SHOPPING' and i'll ping it over to your dm
as usual you gotta be following so I can send

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@indiewhacker “can’t market their way out of a paper bag”
Audibly laughed at that one
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I have so much more respect for the ppl grinding their asses off in the trenches to learn the game and get to their first $10k/mo than I do for the clownworld SV founders raising millions in dumb money who can't market their way out of a paper bag
One has respect for the game. The other never will
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@SBarrettBar I still find it genuinely perplexing that “conservatives” aren’t even aware that NS Germany had lower effective tax rates than The US & Great Britain did during the same timeframe
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Was just talking to my boy abt this
Both Musk & Trump may intentionally be publicly stating it over & over again several days/weeks in advance in order to give Knox the opportunity to restore the gold before they arrive
I think any head of state would RATHER the gold be there & our currency status staying in tact, over having the opportunity to be the one to dramatically tell everyone that the gold is gone.
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What if it’s not and the country instantly collapses
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47
.@POTUS: "We're going to go to Fort Knox — the fabled Fort Knox — to make sure the gold is there."
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@indiewhacker Yeah the only L with it is that it works so consistently across everything.
I find myself using it as a crutch instead of actually finding out the specific problem more often than not lol
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@pathof_dreams Yea Ive used this a lot and I really like the name you gave it. Very powerful
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You gotta get to the level where you realize the turning point in your copy when the reader shifts from not believing YOU, to not believing THEY can do it.
When you hit that, and you keep trying to get them to believe in you (when they already do), and you keep trying to hammer it, you lose them.
Once you've done your job to convince them you and your thing are real, you must pump all of your energy into convincing them your thing can help them overcome their own incompetence.
They are no longer skeptical of you, but of their own ability to execute.
Its a completely separate set of copy skills required for each of these 2 parts. And you need to be in tune with where in your copy this shift likely happens.
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Trustpilot gets a lot of hate from ecom founders, yet not enough.
I want to let a team member respond to reviews. The cost of adding a new user?
£3,108.
@Trustpilot Get fucked.
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I probably shouldn’t give this one away, but fuck it
Here’s how you can easily boost your Trustpilot rating with one simple email
Whether you run an ecom brand or a dropshipping store, your Trustpilot rating matters a lot as you scale
Last month, we had 4000 searches on Google for our Trustpilot reviews
If it was rated 1 star, we could’ve lost 4,000 potential customers.
You’ve probably seen other brands with insane reviews and wondered “How is there barely any bad reviews?”
Here’s how:
Set up an email flow in Klaviyo to send 1-2 weeks after purchase (depends on your average shipping time)
Keep the email short and ask the customer about their experience
Add an image with 4 smiley faces:
• Very unhappy 😡
• Unhappy 😕
• Happy 🙂
• Very happy 😁
Link each face:
- Unhappy faces → Your website review page (manual publish)
- Happy faces → Your Trustpilot page
This way:
You can deal with negative feedback privately and positive reviews go straight to Trustpilot, boosting your rating
Want the video full video breakdown + image design?
Comment "TRUST" and i will send it over
hope this helps

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"Thats why sales calls need to happen in the first place because people are inherently mentally retarded" - @pathof_dreams
Maaaan, I hope you bring back YT content like this. Classic.
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@NicholasVerge 4C gonna be the next story arc of @NicholasVerge progression into copywriting software Private Equity overlord
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@blackhatwizardd Some variation of 4
I’m sure @NicholasVerge would agree that this would be optimal pricing

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Copy pattern interrupts, redirects and pre-openings
I see most people in the copy game trying to do "pattern interrupts", and the reason why no one has "codified" it or made it into a process is because often times it doesn't work.
When you run a pattern interrupt you're basically inserting yourself into a train of thought or feeling and then disrupting that emotional state and then try to wrangle them to pay attention to what ever it is that you're trying to say.
Typically what you say and what you do and what they're doing has nothing to do with each other, so there is a massive disconnect.
Why would anyone listen to you, if you just interrupted them? It's akin to a bait-and-switch and as soon s you do it, you lose trust from the audience.
A better way to do is a pattern redirect, connect whatever that they're doing, aware of, feeling and thinking to your message.
One of the ways we've always "refreshed" VSLs or offers was to take what's going on in the greater world and use that as the basis of our intros, and connect it to the offer.
I call these "pre-openings" and they're what connects your opening, and offer to their environment, and then once you do that, you'll have a seamless flow of intent without any disconnect.
There's an offer we've done this to three times since 2016, and to this day it generates a million dollars a month running on YouTube.
Same copy, same everything...pre-opening with a pattern redirect.
Now, I can't share what that offer is with you for obvious reasons of "funnel hacking it", but I can tell you how it works...
Go to Google News or Google Trends, pay attention to what are the primary THREE topics in the world.
At any given time, there are only THREE primary topics in the world.
Once you know what they are, use those three topics as a sign of change and how it affects the audience, write a pre-opening with that, and then connect it to your copy.
So say you have an offer that's in the finance niche, and you want to refresh it with a pre-opening and a pattern redirect.
And as of right now, there is massive conflict in the Middle East with a potential for WW3...
...Well, the opening would go something like this...
------ Pre-Opening with a pattern redirect ------
"When it comes to the markets, it doesn't matter what happened, what's happening or after it happens...
...The only thing that matters is what happens when it's too late...
...When the world gets pulled into an all in conflict and car factories are forced to turn into weapons factories...
...When Ford no longer makes F150s but Abram tanks...
...When Apple no longer makes computers or iPhones but rather weapons defense systems...
...When Tesla no longer makes electric cars, and instead is asked to make military drones...
What happens to the value of those stocks and who's going to be asked to do what?
That's a million dollar question, and here's a billion dollar answer...
...This isn't the first time it happened either, if you go back to WW2, you'll see blah blah blah.
------ End of pre-opening with a pattern redirect ------
See how I pulled it all together and redirected it to a finance offer?
Once you start doing this, you'll start to see massively higher CTRs on ads, way more engagement on VSLs, and better conversions...
...Not to mention be able to easily create offers and openings on the spot.
So if you have an offer that's getting stale, working on a new one or want to resurrect an old dead offer, this is the way you do it.
Have a good Sunday,
Alen
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