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@Matt_Pinner Film canister, for storing camera film .

How many of you know what this is & what it's used for?

@Number10cat @imageplotter We believe you,thousands wouldn’t 🐱

Some of you may think I'm napping in this photo from @imageplotter - the wise amongst you know I'm ready to pounce at any moment. Honest.

@justin_ng Hi Justin , can I order a Multi Larry mug please.

Hi guys, I'm taking mug orders again. I've got some stock in atm. Larry for PM - 3 3 Panel - 1 Green Multi - 2 travel mug - 1 cushions - let me know and I can order in. need prepayment as its quite costly for me to order. postage from £4 as im switching to 48 hr instead of 2nd

@Number10cat We believe you thousands wouldn’t 🐱🐱

I wasn't snoozing, just lulling the mice into a false sense of security...

@BigBearF1 SAS Australia

@DC_PoliceDogs 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺😆😆

TPD Ace blotted his copy book today walking out of Tesco carrying a Percy pig without permission to remove it. Puppy walker Mike popped back to pay for it. I think Ace knew what he was doing & that big softy Mike would buy it for him.

@justin_ng Hi Justin, I would to have the Larry 2023 calendar please. No rush to send it out to me. I send the money by PayPal. Norma Smith

@lockuplockin Found it😂😂😂

@lockuplockin @WMPHistory @UKCopHumour The other race around the stair was better, especially with the benny hill theme😂😂😂

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@sazmi I rather watch Harry Potter than Vera anytime.

…I would say that surely Vera can wait one more week, but I watched 15 minutes of an episode once & she has no patience, her work partner said his wife has gone into labour & he needs to go, she didn’t let him leave, because the case had to be solved. After that I switched off.

Can’t believe that @ITV decided to show the #HarryPotter film series every Sunday, yet this Sunday, you would think they would show the final film in the series, Deathly Hallows part 2….. nope, Vera. …

@BigBearF1 My late dads belt buckle .

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@ThanatosArchive Just used it, it definitely works.

I made this card for my shop, but the QR code isn't working for me.. anybody care to give it a test? 🙏

@BigBearF1 Yo only say it because it true 😂😂😂🤓🤓

Just wanna say a huge thank you to you all for following. Your all absolute legends. 💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻🇬🇧🍻

@catsdotexe Impression of Garfield

@NealDonohoe @MPSRedbridge @HaveringDaily Tel your children that A.C.A.B. Means All Cops Are Brilliant.

I wonder who would condone generalising and labelling a whole body of people? My children wanted to know what ACAB stood for. All Coppers are not bastards. thehaveringdaily.co.uk/2021/03/23/all… via @HaveringDaily

@woodfordtownfc @SuffragetteLife @HelenPankhurst @Jules4872 @KimTCadwell Where can I buy one?

We continue to get a fantastic response to our Fans Designed Heritage Shirt celebrating local contribution to Society & particularly poignant given current Women’s Day activities. Shirts still available, dm for details @SuffragetteLife @HelenPankhurst @Jules4872 @KimTCadwell

@Jazzalaa @UKCopHumour @WMPolice @ResponseWMP I notice when they were bringing the bodies out of Crowell road all those years ago the officers alway bow their heads out of respect.

@Sam_Margrave @FelixParish @Morrisons Ben better with cheese spread😃