Egesa Ronald Leonard

@pmagelah Counsel, tell me, did that guy see the 4 walls of a law classroom? In which University?

And your brain cannot tell you that this in itself is problematic since it discriminates against a certain group?

@pmagelah Ndugu, you are underestimating the power of stupid people. This country has an abundance of fools. You will see them coming up with statements along the lines of "...I am just doing my job..."

Am waiting to see a lawyer who can be shameless and go on state brief for Kizza Besigye and Lutalo while knowing that their own preferred lawyers have been arrested plus deported. Let’s see who has no professional shame

@AnthonyKwesiga A greedy man/woman has no time for Google or AI :)

@regesa Sadly, these scams are not about to end. Scammers keep innovating new ways of attack. They prey on our insatiable need for quick and big rewards and yet the rules of building wealth are well known and just a Google search or AI prompt away.

I recently told an online audience about scams and stressed that scammers like name-dropping and using 'big people' as influencers. These big people are from all over the place - State House, Parliament, Church, Mosque, etc and they are normally as ignorant as the scammed lot!

@AcongIsaac @YusufSerunkuma @AndrewMwenda Come to think of it, it is only the jungles controlled by warlords that you need visitor(investor) protection units -run by soldiers.

@regesa @YusufSerunkuma @AndrewMwenda He/she is correct, how else would you explain why you need investor protection unit (paramilitary outfit). It can only happen in a jangle

I'm just checking in @AndrewMwenda would you like to share any updates with this nervous country? How soon is soon?

@atwookipk @YusufSerunkuma @AndrewMwenda Make Google your friend if ChatGPT or any other AI tools cannot help.

@regesa @YusufSerunkuma @AndrewMwenda How is it done in the US?

@Ronkawamara @KiberuJimmy Remember the position of Governor at @BOU_Official ? He has demonstrated that he can wait. Perhaps he will wait for the American Citizens to complete the process of citizenship renunciation. If they thought that they were playing games, they might just surprise themselves :)

@KiberuJimmy I believe they have to complete the process of renouncing their foreign citizenship before they can take their seats in the cabinet. Whether the appointing authority will remain patient is worth watching.

What was the final fate of Uganda's four ministers designate who were vetted but placed aside? Have they chosen where they truly belong or still intend to have mixed allegiance?

Someone tell that guy in 256 about this.

@IdeologuePower 50-50. There are many permutationsto consider in Kenyan politics at the moment.

@regesa What are Sifuna’s chances of becoming Kenya’s next president in 2027?

Edwin Sifuna keeps telling them that all dictators (from Hosni Mubarak to Muammar El Qadaffi to Obiang Nguema and others) build highways, stadia, etc, but at the end of the day, the citizens want to be FREE. The DESIRE by the citizens to enjoy their God given rights is a MUST!

@NadaAndersen When we told them, they accused us of being PLU haters.

Excitoos. Jump in with all the guns blazing, and now, they can’t even charge her. Childish excitement or a deliberate action?

Food For Thought: Sending $200 from Tanzania to neighbouring Uganda cost 39.1% in 2023. Sending the same amount from the U.S. to Nigeria costs 2.3%. Good luck competing.

@CultonScovia See, Uganda has an assembly of fools in high places.

This is far too little for people who have sacrificed their all for this country. Only 15M a month? That’s surprisingly low. For people who have sacrificed so much for this country, I think 100M would be better. See, our healthcare can wait. If more women die during childbirth, so be it. Mulago and other public hospitals can continue struggling. Our roads can remain narrow and full of potholes - we are happy to repair cars every month. UPE can shrink even further. As long as our Honourables are comfortable, well looked after, and happy, surely the rest of the country can wait. Priorities.

We've gotten remarkably good at measuring. Salaries, followers, square footage, the exact resale value of things we haven't even finished paying for. Ask anyone what something costs and they'll answer instantly. Ask what it's worth, and the room goes quiet. What happens when a society gets so fluent in numbers that it forgets how to notice anything a number can't hold. A conversation that changed how you think. A friendship that cost you nothing and gave you everything. Time spent on something that will never appear on a balance sheet, and was never supposed to. Price is what's printed on the tag. Value is what you'd still choose even if there were no tag at all. The quiet trick of modern life is convincing you those are the same thing.

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@elisonk What has @IsaacSsemakadde built that will outlive his press statements? What permanent protection has he secured for advocates? What institutional reform bears his signature? — asks a JSC nominee candidate in historic elections conceived and fought for by Ssemakadde.

Ebiruma abayaye!

@bgmoris So?

@regesa Hehehehe Ronald Leonard you are on the abductions list

THE NEW UGANDA - the land of dead Ugandans. ———————————————————- On a cold night in October 2021, I was in the Mediterranean region for a meeting with potential business partners from China and the United States. I went to bed as usual, but dreamt in an unusual manner. In my dream, I went into the world of the dead Ugandans and witnessed a whole new Uganda. Even though, I am a citizen of Uganda and Kenya, I am more Ugandan in many respects. As my spirit visited the land of the dead, there were characters from the actual Uganda as we have it today. For instance @KagutaMuseveni was also the President of that new Uganda, but he was counting his last days on earth as his health was failing him. In his final days, he seemed to be so much in a hurry to create all conditions required to enable @mkainerugaba take over power with little or no resistance. The M7 of that new Uganda carefully and deliberately demystified @Parliament_Ug by allowing a bunch of greedy, thieving and extravagant chaps to help themselves to huge sums of tax payer money to the extent that the wanainchi started baying for their blood and asking for their heads. This created a sense of desperation and despondency in the population. The citizens in the new Uganda of the dead were yearning for a saviour. They trusted M7, but he had grown old and was low on energy owing to ill health. The citizens had no regard for any other politician on both sides of the divide. M7 stepped in with one last action before he died and left the Uganda of the dead. He elevated his son Muhoozi to the position of Chief of Defence Forces (CDF) with clear instructions to dismantle Parliament and become the second messiah character for Uganda - walking in the footsteps of Museveni I in 1986. Muhoozi went ahead and organised a bloodless coup in which he laid down a 10-point programme to reclaim the power of the people. Point number one was about fighting corruption and restsblishing the sanctity and respect of the institution of Parliament after amending the Constitution of the Republic. That, ladies and gentlemen is how Muhoozi got installed as the new emperor of the empire his father had started building in 1986. I woke up from the dream when Muhoozi was undegoing treatment in Dubai after surving an assassination attempt on him during the inauguration ceremony. This was unusual in many respects, but my dreams usually…

@AppelezmoiKizza Tunyumye mboozi ki naye?

@regesa Sebo, omukulu Kabanda, akunonya.

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