Woody Bombay

@overeasystevie @MikeDrucker Yeah, I dumbed it down for you

@rwtrott @MikeDrucker Witty.

@overeasystevie @MikeDrucker cry harder snowflake

No matter who wins, KillTony will still be the number one live Podcast in the world, he will continue to sell out venues like MSG and SOFI. He will still tell hilarious jokes that are offensive to whiney little bitches, people will still laugh, and you’ll still be jelly that you aren’t as good.

@bdquinn @BobbyBigWheel

Eventually, even a hardened conservative becomes a cringe lib with enough exposure to libs. We did it to the entire city of Wauwatosa and Brookfield is well on its way.

@yashar @MalcolmNance wonder how many people he convinced to not vote for her first

Abbas Alawieh, one of the co-founders of the Uncommitted movement, says he voted for Kamala Harris.

@SianaNache79742 @ManMadeMoon they don’t know how to think

Why are all conspiracy theorists also Brexiteers, Trump supporters, climate change deniers, anti vaxxers , anti lockdown activists and Putin admirers?

@EdbieLigerSmith I dunno I kinda want to see your mom in a dominatrix outfit and your dad on a leash dressed like the Pulp Fiction gimp after they’re comfortably retired thanks to the Harris Admin of course

I’m so fed up with liberalism. I want my parents to be able to retire. I don’t give AF about their “freedom” to dress provocatively.

@highbrow_nobrow welp *is* surprising that they fired him cuz I’d assume that’s the reason they hired him

How not surprising.

@BynumJimmy @dieworkwear

@dieworkwear Even clothes have to be political. Ridiculous.

if the dems win tomorrow, kamala will throw elon in jail which means twitter engineers can reinstate the block feature

@MoniFunGirl @atrupar cry harder snowflake

@atrupar You with your clickbait. Edited out of context yet again…. What a 🤡 She said he is doing four rallies today and she’s,tired and commended him at his age for having the stamina while she’s tired doing one. The dishonesty of you guys is disgusting.

I'm going to put together a thread covering Trump's rally in Pittsburgh -- his third of four today. Follow along for clips and commentary.

@IronHorsey2000 @SophiaCai99 Trump was caught eating his own feces on his airplane Monday morning, something aides say he does when he’s anxious They have given him four enemas in hopes he won’t be able to eat his own feces at least until after Tuesday

@SophiaCai99 Kamala was told at a somber meeting Sunday to prepare herself for an overwhelming crushing defeat. They have cut back her schedule to help her strengthen herself as she has been frazzled in recent days.

NEW: An internal memo from co-campaign manager Susie Wiles, outlines post-election plans, w/ phrases "should we be victorious," "regardless of the outcome of the election" & "God willing" — acknowledging that Trump could lose the election. axios.com/2024/11/04/tru…

@ringer @BillSimmons sorry pal if brady isn't chucking the ball to gronk or randy moss he's boring as hell

"This guy is one of the greatest resources in football that we have, and they don't tap into any of it." @BillSimmons offers a midseason check-in on Tom Brady the broadcaster.

@crabmonster @whstancil hey einstein, all lingo is made-up

@whstancil trying to sound cool by using made up canvassing lingo is so awesome man

Curious how people on the doors feel this year compares to 2016 and 2020

@mchooyah just can't quit them can you

@mchooyah which one do you think is hottest?

You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.

@briantylercohen @NikkiHaley yeah but see you have a sense of self-awareness and self-worth

If I was @NikkiHaley, I would be utterly humiliated.

@ProjectLincoln in the '80s when he got busted for refusing to rent to minorities

What moment made you realize Trump is unfit for office? Tell us.

@BethBlackSwan @dieworkwear sweet, sweet, naive beth

Clothing prices if Trump imposes a 25% tariff on all Mexican imports — Levi's jeans: $79.50 ➡️ $99.38 — Patagonia hoodie: $89➡️ $111.25 — Tecovas cowboy boots: $345➡️ $431.25 — RRL Halkirk jacket: $790➡️ $987.50 Nike, Hickey Freeman, and New Balance also produce in Mexico

@PatrickRuffini a comment aimed directly, and only, at billionaires

Simply vote for the candidate with the views closest to yours on taxation.

@theliamnissan more like ‘inside his own ass source’ amirite?

LOL your "inside source" is an unemployed Nazi ham planet named "Catturd"

@JamesHesky the target audience has memory problems …?