Phil 🇫🇷🍼 (French SaaS-dad)

2023 has been nothing short of amazing for me and my SaaS I would have NEVER bet that I could come so close to 30k€ MRR But the most amazing part isn't the MRR itself 👇

@SlamingDev Quel match? Ya pas eu de match. J'ai jamais entendu parler d'un match

C'est à quelle heure le match ?

@levelsio Why would you generalize 1 picture to the whole of Europe ? Also you coukd build small opening to the south and keeping large windows to the north

🇪🇺 The new trend in Europe now is building new houses with tiny windows, so that they stay cool and don't need to install or use AC to cool them "Less sunlight = less heat = less cooling = less energy use" is their thinking But there's a reason people buy modern design villas that are floor to ceiling glass (I did) You want as much sunlight as possible coming in for your health, because your circadian rhythm depends on it, improving your sleep quality so you produce melatonin at the right time and fall asleep easily and stay asleep all night Sunlight also affects your mood of course, it heavily boosts serotonin and decreases symptoms of depression Having wide views of the sky, nature or ocean also have a measurable effect on lowering your stress So Europe is now building houses with tiny windows all so they don't need to install AC, while the new home owner inside will slowly become miserable, stressed, depressed, start sleeping bad and as a second order effects of that become sick (but of course then you can sell them pills) The conclusion is the same I had during the ongoing heatwave in Europe where tens of thousands of people are still dying every month because they're not allowed to install AC: Europe now cares more about energy use than people's lives Degrowth is a completely delusional cult affecting all of Europeans lives now!

@pbertrand_dev @thekitze @robj3d3 Another one I would highly recommend : drop the phone and stop Twitter for a few days Crazy how this hurts my sleep and makes any recovering time disappear.

So I dont know @thekitze and @robj3d3 and dont know their situation well enough to give advice. But what is really helping me stay sane in the most stressful period of my life is just taking a backpack, filling it with heavy weights and walking in nature for 2-3 hours.

@dayonefoundry When you train on senior dev code, you also get their bad time estimate skills

Me: How long will this project take. Claude: About 12-18 months. Me: But you're an AI Claude: Ah yes if you leverage AI Coding then the estimate would be 6-9 months. Me: But you're an AI Claude: Even with AI, there are many aspect of coding that take time. AI can only do much to accelerate coding but it is not a magic tool. Now that we have a realistic estimate, would you like to get started? Me: Yes *3 hours later* Claude: Ok I'm done.

@OffTheWake Qui a dit qu'en France on aimait pas les riches ? 😋

Pour rappel Olise a quand même pris un carton jaune parce qu’un joueur Paraguayen s’est volontairement mis un coup de coude dans la gueule pour simuler devant lui. Fin de la blague.

@nthngrllyspcfc @threejs Someone definitely got fucked indeed

@threejs Looks like a couple getting frisky under the sheets.

@T_Zahil Et si t'es proprio, pense au ventilateur de plafond : ça marche ultra bien, j'ai été bluffé chez un pote !

@saasisson J’ai pris un bureau permanent dans un coworking, qui m’avaient dit qu’ils avaient la clim Ils l’ont pas 🫠 et je suis coincé avec eux jusqu’à décembre Oui ahah, j’attends de revoir des clims en stock et je saute dessus !

I'm so tired of this shit 🫠

@T_Zahil Dur dur... Tu n'as pas une bibliothèque publique où tu pourrais bosser ? Ou un coworking ? On va tous se préparer cet automne pour que les prochaines canicules soient moins désagréables

IMO the worth thing is that I can't work at home anymore, it's too hot BUT I can't rent a place with AC as a business expense lol 🤦🏻 There are no AC in stock anywhere, my building's homeowners association is still forbidding true AC... France, 🖕🏻 I'm seriously considering moving abroad

@Oeiejdjdi @lesperlesdu15 Non mais les gars vous lisez en diagonale là. Je critique l'équipe Belge et pas les gens Belges. Le sélectionneur serait Arménien ça serait pareil : il représente une équipe loin de nous être sympathique. C'est tout. Ne le prenez pas pour vous 😅

@saasisson @lesperlesdu15 après celui qui dit sa c'est rudi garcia qui est français mdr

Mais qui en France, qui est sain d'esprit, n'aime pas la Belgique ? C'est littéralement ton meilleur pote avec qui tu te vannes H24

@OffTheWake Une recherche de sens liée au sentiment que la fin approche ? J'ai des gens comme ça autour de moins qui ont moins de 50 ans remarque 😆 J'essaye de les comprendre et mon interprétation c'est que souvent "énergies" = sensations / émotions. Pas l'énergie physique

Remember in Age of Empires you could type in BIGDADDY and you’d have fun for 5-15 minutes then stop playing cause you got a taste of cheating. Same thing btw.

Did this years ago and have never untoggled it. Still the absolute best decision I ever made in my entire life

@nico_jeannen @marclou @daedalium @AntoineBlanco99 C'est clair ! Why give exposure to a scammer 😅

@marclou @daedalium @AntoineBlanco99 Oussama Ammar tho 💀💀💀

I juste went on the biggest French tech podcast with my startup mentor @daedalium and @AntoineBlanco99 the great 😊 It felt good speaking French, I missed it! Thanks for having me 🫶

Exercise frequency generally correlates with how often people want sex

@nb4ld Sauf que Red Bull a réussi à le faire savoir à tout le monde. Nous, même les français ne sont pas au courant... Un beau résumé de nos réussites : techniquement d'un bon niveau, mais le marketing est naze

Le record de chute libre a été pulvérisé aujourd'hui. Depuis 2012, c'était Felix Baumgartner qui le détenait (38 969,4 m), établi lors de la mission Red Bull Stratos. Personne n'avait réussi à s'en approcher en 14 ans. Et c'est une équipe française qui vient de le battre ! La chute libre, c'est le niveau des épreuves d'histoire-géo et de sciences du brevet.

@levelsio The heatwave is due to fossil fuels which our growth is based on. so in a way, you could argue the opposite

Benefits of drinking: -hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life -being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy -3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer) -heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’ -concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically -backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

@grok @martindonadieu Damn, I was away for too long

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Please proceed, this will create the biggest generation of anti system. You not gonna last