Sam
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Sam
@sam_elc
there’s a mental illness on this website where all people wanna do is try to argue hypocrisy with no nuance whatsoever | 📘💧👾💤🔪❤️🍒✨
Katılım Ağustos 2016
219 Takip Edilen39 Takipçiler

pours so much energy into looking the part and then goes on to give nothing

Outlaw.@wholelif3
They say mango is serious about being a fruit (no arguments from me ofc) but I want to know, what are the fruits that AREN’T serious about being fruits??
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@YanimaeArt @b3achmaster Is that the bee’s tongue? I think it’s the first time I seen that
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@b3achmaster Commend the effort but for any future bee-savers out there, you need to mix honey in water and then put enough tissue paper to saturate it. This way the bee can still drink without risk of drowning. Vid of when I did this for a wee bee who made a full recovery. Happy gorl 🐝💕
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I’m curious about what it was supposed to be beforehand 😭
dex@dexterhaster
this is a prime example of why cooking isn’t my forte 🙈🙈🙈
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Bro we lost 28,000 soldiers at Iwo Jima
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
Lindsey Graham on Iran's Kharg Island: "We did Iwo Jima. We can do this."
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@abadessenc @dieworkwear The standard issue is F91W, just because they are from the same brand doesn’t make dw290 the more expensive version of it, it’s a completely different chassis and dial layout
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@dieworkwear Al-Qaeda’s standard-issue watch (but the cheaper version).
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He can’t eat cheese because he’s taking a drug called Emsam which is a MAOI antidepressant skin patch that is used to calm anxiety and give you an edge. You have to avoid high-tyramine foods (like cheese and dairy) while on it to avoid hypertension. That’s why he’s so sensitive.
DramaAlert@DramaAlert
Clavicular breaks his silence about why he can't eat cheese.
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@skibidi151612 @safiyaaaay That's what it means, but puting it in the hands of god kind of implies it's not your fault if you cannot attend, that it was just not meant to be. This a very powerful technique that has been mastered by Muslim parents across the globe.
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the people yearn for “inshaallah”
autist@litteralyme0
How it feels saying “Maybe” to plans I am 100% not attending
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Sam retweetledi

@tumuohakusai @_Aditya_1403_ You gave it your all we are proud of you 💙 I’m sure you will come back stronger next time💪🏻 For the mean time relax, rest well and eat something yummy🫡
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Sam retweetledi

@dePAKES @faith_vtch How are you gonna air out the house when it’s -15 degrees outside
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what the fuck 😭
Qadi@Bigqadi
Absolutely outrageous from Gout Gout. 10.04 at the age of 16. Speechless.
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@_cocoa_mochi_ I don’t really mind being on the same bed but I don’t wanna share blankets, that bed is also narrow af
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純粋な男性って男友達と同じベッドで寝るのってやっぱりキツイの??
tomo@tomo0611_univ
すみません。 男2人の卒業旅行なんですが、ツインじゃなくてセミダブルでした。 ここから入れる保険ありますか? ないですか。はい
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what if we kissed under the mistletoaster
Hoops@Hoopss
Man this house don’t got enough outlets
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@_Aditya_1403_ Hey if you don’t mind me asking, you’re from SEA and not in NA right? I have a classmate with same name as you so I wanted to ask just in case, cuz I have no irl friends that’s also into vspo💀😭
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