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@WindowsLatest I‘ll believe it when I see it actually ship

BREAKING: Microsoft confirms a major Windows 11 release that focuses on performance, reliability, bug fixes, and bids goodbye to forced Windows Updates + unwanted Copilot integration! Microsoft is seriously and sincerely improving Windows 11 by listening to top feedbacks: - Movable taskbar confirmed. - You can now pause Windows Updates for as long as you want. No forced shutdown/reboot when updates paused. - Windows Update is moving PCs to a single monthly reboot. - Faster File Explorer, reduced memory footprint, faster Windows Search, better OS performance, and other bug fixes - Scaling back Copilot in Windows 11, start with apps like Notepad - Moving Windows core experience to WinUI (native framework), dropping WebView/React in features like the Start menu - Fewer notifications (disruptions), improved drivers, and more. How do you want Microsoft to improve Windows 11? 👇

@TheCherno hAIzel would be fun

Would be WAY faster to create. Not sure exactly how it’ll turn out. What do we call this new engine…

Should I start a new Game Engine series but this time I use AI to write most of the code 👀

@davemorin recently started asking codex to search for iMessages instead of using the search bar macOS caches full conversation, not just recent messages, so codex basically just queries a local db still ridiculous that this is basically the only reliable way to find a fucking message

How is it 2026 and search still does not work in iMessage?

@Dimillian Recently saw codex pull up the transcript of some old WWDC session from 2016 because it could not find whatever it was looking for in the normal docs I honestly respect the grind

Asked Codex to hide the window title bar in SwiftUI. Full panic mode

@MacRumors “did not explicitly confirm or deny“ - here you go, saved y’all a click

Apple CEO Tim Cook Responds to Retirement Rumors macrumors.com/2026/03/17/tim…

twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media

@louisagareiss @ThomasBurkhartB I think they just want something that confirms your name, like an ID / Personalausweis / passport.

I can’t launch my own app in my country or region because I don’t have a business license (and getting one in Germany would take god knows how long and I worry about my own privacy) you need to comply with these bullshit EU DSA rules. I’ve been working on my app since July and I’m tired.

@trutzonline @Grundgesetzi Das muss Ragebait sein

@Grundgesetzi Wie kommst du darauf, dass jemand Menschen aus islamischen Länder "holt". Erkläre mir mal, wie das funktioniert. Das Goethe-Institut schaltet Werbung in Islamabad ein oder werden Menschen entführt und gezwungen nach D zu kommen? Wie funktioniuert das?

Selbstverständlich sind islamische Länder, wie zum Beispiel Saudi-Arabien deutlich patriarchaler als Länder wie D und genau das möchte die Neue Rechte auch hier haben (siehe TradWifes). Flapsig gesagt: Deutsche Rechtsdullies sind Brüder im Geiste mit den Jungs im Nahen Osten.

my dad just got a new macbook air and was bummed that his beloved two-decade-old hp laserjet printer wouldn’t work with it anymore. asked claude to help and it literally re-wrote the driver software to work with the new macos. AND IT WORKED 😭

@LuftkoppTim it‘s running a modified version of iOS instead of some low level display firmware, which also seems somewhat ridiculous In some cases, Macs with older chips even get additional features unlocked by being connected to a Studio Display macrumors.com/2022/03/21/stu…

Excuse me fucking WHAT The Studio Display has the A19 The XDR Display has the freakin' A19 Pro lol These chips are ludicrously overpowered for this kind of use lol

Guess I'm using the term "Microslop" now.

@LuftkoppTim those are the same people who call this „the evil clock“

It's been 8 fucking years since Apple introduced it and there are still so many people too stupid to just check the settings once 🤡

casual @steipete

@polizeiberlin Fast richtig - ihr habt das Fahrzeug an den Halter übergeben. Besitzer einer gestohlenen Sache ist der Dieb.

Ein Autobesitzer nutzte gestern unsere #Internetwache, um sein Auto als gestohlen zu melden. Während der Anzeigenaufnahme meldeten unsere Kräfte, dass sie das Auto am #Adlergestell festgestellt und drei Insassen (17-, 21- und 27-J.) festgenommen haben. Das Trio wurde in ein Polizeigewahrsam gebracht und das Auto wieder an den Besitzer übergeben. berlin.de/polizei/polize… ^tsm

@chribjel I fell for this shit TWICE today

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@nakedcatz @XFreeze Why did Claude cross the road? It didn't—first it needed a 50-page ethics review to confirm the chicken wasn't being exploited. 😹

@ArkanulN @LuftkoppTim this kind of opinion is exactly why so many projects experience feature creep adding new features, especially system wide, must be carefully thought through and if a feature does not fit, it is discarded. most stuff never makes it out of prototyping for a reason

@LuftkoppTim Its never dumb to have more genuine system wide features lol It has PLENTY of value to those who use it

Both apps are literally unusable in this "mode". The Notes app doesn't let you make a new note etc and the Messages app doesn't show what contact you're even texting with. Split screen on phones is and always will be dumb

@ytrav_alt @LuftkoppTim Mobile operating systems benefit from being focused though. Cramming desktop multitasking into iOS just fights the form factor. If the task needs two apps at once, it’s an iPad / Mac job

@LuftkoppTim split screen indeed works on mobile, and you never realise how dumb not having it is when you need to do some action that requires constantly flipping back forth through two apps to copy and paste something, or do something while another app/browser tab is in focus

@viditb Sounds like you‘re looking for this github.com/twostraws/Swif…

Somebody needs to train Claude's LLM to stop using ..: ObservableObject. lol.

@DonnyWals Ah yes, the good old cracking as soon as a simulator is running literally bought a HomePod mini just so I can listen to music on an independent device while running sims

sudo killall coreaudiod ☝️ one of the most useful commands I've ever learned about...