Selwyn Wilson

@urhannahwhite @Jared_Carrabis Bruh loves the city and is killing it, the heck you want from him?

@Jared_Carrabis he really thinks his whole personality is a boston residency card lol. stay in your lane babe.

Willson Contreras said he was born to play in Boston and who am I to deny such a claim.

@BostonStrong_34 You didn't even include Papelbon 💀💀

If you think about it, the Red Sox had the best closers in recent history of baseball, which is crazy. Kimbrel, Jansen and Chapman.

@mikewichter I get it if he wasn't sold on Maye at the time, but saying to get Fields instead is hysterical 💀💀

Narrator "it worked out "

@snsnet @suzamaroo Trump went before 70+ judges and was turned down. I'd like to think I'm open minded, but I don't blame someone not leaving an anything of doubt open. And either way, now you're treating this as the "light of day"? Maybe explain the basis of your confidence.

@suzamaroo Literally zero evidence? Saying "literally zero" is the equivalent of driving 75 MPH with a blindfold on. How would you not even leave a scintilla of doubt open to the possibility? You are going to be in for quite a shock when the light of day enters the building.

This is a depressing…😩

@JohnH0730 @Dejisco29 I dunno if it was about basketball, but yea definitely feels about money lol, or at least who you allow to access it

@Dejisco29 Wasn’t this advice literally about basketball and money?

Charles Barkley says the best advice he ever got wasn’t about basketball or money. Charles Barkley: Grant Hill’s mom, rest in peace, gave me the best advice ever. Charles Barkley: We were at the ’96 Olympics, and I said, “Grant just signed the first $100 million contract in NBA history.” Charles Barkley: She said, “Sit your ass down, Charles. I’m going to give you some advice.” Charles Barkley: “Do not start taking care of your family and friends.” Charles Barkley: “Number one, they’re never going to stop, and it’s going to ruin all your relationships.” Charles Barkley: “Number two, no matter what you do for them, the first time you tell them no… they hate you.” Charles Barkley: I said, “What?” Charles Barkley: I had to learn that lesson the hard way. Charles Barkley: People I’d been giving money to… the first time I told them no, they were like, “No, no, no. We’re not friends anymore.”

@dvillella As Nelly said, "Eyyy, must be the moneyyyy!" 😂

I don't know how Jessica stomachs having to work with these people.

@0Christian3_ @Pete_Collins_ @phlash74 "Verge of being benched" Er which game? I don't remember that at all

@Pete_Collins_ @phlash74 Your QB was dog shit in all the playoff games and was on the verge of being benched

The Patriots disrespect tour continues: 🏈 Drake Maye ranked just 8th among NFL QBs. 🏈 Louis Riddick says Jayden Daniels is still the best QB from the 2024 draft class. 🏈 Mike Vrabel is ranked 9th among NFL head coaches despite winning Coach of the Year. 🏈 Rhamondre Stevenson is ranked 22nd among starting running backs. 🏈 And now SNF has Peyton Manning ahead of Tom Brady all-time. At this point, New England fans are collecting receipts. 🍿

@DigestingBelly How many "arrr mateys" tho 💀

Ate a 20 piece nugget from McDonald's and now my stomach sounds like a sinking pirate ship!

@MAGACult2 Hmm, what toppings? Don't hold out on us! 💀

Lindsey Graham is dead. In other news, I had some amazing pizza last night.

@Porforever I wish catfish looked like....wait do I? 💀

Cat girl and her catfish 😼🐟

@SarahCAndersen I wish I could have cake with my inner demon 🥲

@3500forthacoat @Prisikelimas @UsingLyft Come again, bruh? 😬

@Prisikelimas @UsingLyft this is what it is. same reason odell was getting his chest shat on and eating shit cookies

This is so crazy for me to read cuz I was once at a bar in Jersey watching a patriots game and some dude was just randomly like “yo you know he fucks with dudes too right?” And we all just looked at him like he was crazy for both knowing and sharing the gay gossip, but he a right

@jaysuav_ @ada77341 @blackdetta What does "soul" or "flava" mean tho 💀 you make it sound like we're talking about musicians now

@ada77341 @blackdetta Has nothing to do with taking school serious lol. It’s about lacking soul or flava more than anything. If a black person is stale then they may be accused of “acting white”. A lot of sheltered kids have this trait due to their home environment and c00n parents.

I can't speak for the caribbean or african community But This is a flat out lie within Black American society. We have too many inventors, innovators, thought leaders and geniuses Acting Black is the epitome of keeping Black excellence alive "Acting white" has always been about the inflection of your voice, your mannerisms and being a c⁰⁰n This lie is perpetuated by tethers, c⁰⁰ns and awkward blacks that desire proximity to whiteness and need a deflection

@Sonjapierce65 @Bennieeexyz I mean supposedly nothing is on Twitter anymore lol

@Bennieeexyz Is this a true story?

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career.

@Dexerto Don't give her credit for America, they choked by themselves 💀

VTuber Essie has gone viral for a World Cup curse after every team she supported was eliminated She's now picked Colombia to win next, and fans are begging her to stop

@NoblestEA That fish stood no chance 💀

Baby's first chomp

@StoolGreenie I thought my buddy was pranking me 💀

I was certain that was a fake Shams tweet

@LegionHoops Bruh mon 💀

JUST IN: The Celtics have now started “strongly shopping” Jaylen Brown and are countering offers from “8-10 teams”, per ESPN.

@4wavePepe @BCLegalScholar @robertgraham Unless of course you want to get up at 6 am, assuming you don't have to be driving to work then 💀

@BCLegalScholar @robertgraham Because standing in a 2000 person line for 2 hours sucks and takes more time than filling out the ballot on my couch and mailing it in.

Democrats use mail in voting more than Republicans. Polls confirm this. If you are counting them late, of course they favor Democrats. "Late" mail ballots are most common in urban areas, which tilt Democrat. It's a double-wammy. You could phrase it the opposite way, asking about the conspiracy-theory that explains why early in-person ballots always favor Republicans.

@brandthewatche1 So Tatum not black now? 💀

Colorism…. Light skinned brother came back to steal a dark skinned brothers shine… we can’t escape the fact that’s part of what’s driving the public sentiment