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My Very Eccentric Mother Just Served Us Nine Pickles It won’t work without pickles, or nine. Nine, bc Pluto is a planet.

Maybe I need to stop calling it Twitter haha but JUST NO! It’s like Pluto is a planet, it freaking Denali, and OMFG, it’s the Gulf of Mexico. It’s Twitter! 🐦

Curiosity? I was playing with my fantasy team & “talking” to myself about my DL players. Do you call it the IL or the DL? I still call it the DL. It’s like Pluto is a planet & the Gulf of Mexico. Some things just ARE no matter what anyone says.

I def need more baseball friends on Twitter. lol. I mean I was just bitching on Facebook about how Twitter used to be my baseball happy place but now it a sea of hate… and literally no baseball.

@BriannaWu You’re right to tell front desk. I probs would have handled it the same. A gym wouldn’t have allowed that. It’s a liability. Up to hotel now.

Ethical question. I was in the hotel gym just now in a dad came in to do weights with two of his children. While he wasn’t paying attention to his son, who was about seven years old, climbed on the treadmill and kept hitting buttons until it was going at 8 miles an hour. Worried he was going to get killed. I warned him to turn it down. He then got back on it and did it again. I ended my workout early and talk to the dad saying I thought that was dangerous and I didn’t want someone a child to get hurt. He said it was fine and he did 8 miles an hour yesterday. At that point, I left and informed the front desk. I said it was their call, but it was my judgment a child could get seriously hurt. Was this the right thing to do?

@BriannaWu That’s hilarious. I don’t know you but I hope it was whatever you both hoped it would be. You are smart & funny. I don’t always agree with you but I find you intellectually…interesting. The thesaurus didn’t find the right word for you which is probs a compliment.

I laughed

@SFhelpTeam Haha I posted a photo! It’s the @Safeway in Hayward, Ca at the end of 2nd street.

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@Safeway - Maybe don’t put up a Passover end cap with “not kosher for Passover” matzah! And Oh Vey, the yehuda matzah…the only one kosher for Passover, is a crazy kinda horrible. Like I didn’t even know you could make matzah taste less good.

The Maccabeats - Dayenu - Passover - דיינו youtu.be/CZgDNPGZ9Sg?si… via @YouTube Happy Passover to The Tribe ✡️🕍 Next year in Jerusalem 🇮🇱

@VerminusM I’m Jewish, American, & Zionist. I’m against the death penalty. Everywhere. Just bc terrorist countries have it doesn’t mean Israel (or the US) should. It’s barbaric. Civilized countries don’t. There are other ways to fight terrorism.

Why is everyone losing their mind about Israel voting on the death penalty for terrorism? Nearly everyone in the region has the death penalty for terrorism, including the Palestinians. Once again, we see the world has one set of rules for Israel and another for everyone else.

From what I can tell New @SouthwestAir is a popular as New Coke.

@swd2 Those are my 4 for basically the same reasons lol. I really do like Beshear as a candidate, I wish more people would talk about him.

My southern white guy bias says Andy Beshear. My troublemaker side says Gavin Newsom. My heart says real-life American hero Mark Kelly. My head says smartest guy in the room Pete Buttigieg. But also Wes Moore, Josh Shapiro, Gretchen Whitmer, Amy Klobuchar. So many good choices.

@FirstDoctor In 1994 my OB told me the ‘6-week rule’ was outdated. Def wait a few weeks to heal, listen to my body, and have sex when I was ready, but didn’t have to wait 6 weeks. Shocker, us baby-havers like sex, too. Both babies I had sex 3-4 was PP. I’m alive!

Having sex too early with a woman after birth can cause infections, bleeding, and serious damage. She just pushed a whole human out of her body. And you can’t wait 6 weeks? She’s yours. She’s not running away. Let her heal first. Wait 6 weeks. Minimum. No negotiation.

@isaacrrr7 Duh, we rule Hollywood, we have super bitchin’ horns we can hide, and we set random forests on fire with our crazy cool space lasers just to mess with MTG’s head. What’s not to hate?

¿Qué hicimos los judíos tan malo como para que la gente nos odie tanto? No lo entiendo.

@MrAndyNgo The prosecution agreed he was “insane” at the time of the murder and accepted the plea. He’s being locked in a psychiatric facility. He’s not “getting away with murder.” STFU

A Seattle man who shot and killed an eight-month pregnant Korean-American woman and nearly killed her husband when they were driving to work has been found not guilty by reason of insanity. Cordell Goosby m—rdered Elina Kwon and her unborn baby in June 2023 when they were stopped at a red light. Prosecutors did not charge him for killing the baby due to concerns about protecting abortion in the liberal state. After hearing testimony from defense medical experts that Goosby was "insane" at the time of the shootings, the prosecution agreed to have the case ended through the not guilty motion. Goosby will be committed to an institution and regularly evaluated to see if he is fit to be released to the public. ngocomment.com

@RabbiPoupko I’m Jewish. After careful study of scripture I am convinced Brian Samuel isn’t a Jewishly ordained rabbi, and he’s a Christian. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

World, this is Walter Haas Jr. Haas bought the A's in 1980 for around $12 million. The A's were, at the time, the worst team in baseball. (In 1979, they went 54–108.) They had baseball's lowest attendance. The Coliseum, now 14 years old, was drab and showing wear. Oakland, meanwhile, was corkscrewing. The city was bleeding employers. Crime was surging. And its most important institutions all seemed to be abandoning it. Charlie Finley—the man Haas bought the A's from—had been trying for several years to move the team to Denver. Al Davis was in the middle of suing the NFL for the right to move the Raiders to Los Angeles. Things seemed bleak. Just a few years prior, Oakland had been the most successful sports town in America. Now it seemed to be dying. Many outside observers wrote both team and town thoroughly off. No doubt casual fans around the country would have bought the idea that the Oakland Coliseum was no longer a place worth investing in. Haas—former president and CEO of Levi Strauss and Co.—said fuck that. He spent his own money to upgrade the Coliseum. He built up the organization, hiring the likes of Sandy Alderson, Andy Dolich, and, later, Billy Beane. He invested in the community. ("We built 10 little league fields in and around Oakland,” Dolich, an Executive VP, told me, for my book. “Reading programs. Affordability programs to bring little league groups and schools to games. We were partners with the Oakland Zoo. We tried to immerse ourselves in the community. That stuff makes people proud.”) And he compiled a roster full of stars (Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire, hometown heroes Dave Stewart and Rickey Henderson). By the end of the 1980s, the A's were the very best team in baseball. They had baseball's second highest attendance. They had baseball's highest payroll and among its highest revenues. They went to three World Series in a row, beating the Giants in one. In 1987, Oakland hosted the All Star game. Health failing, Haas sold the A's in 1995 for $85 million. The price was laughably low—Haas offered buyers a discount, in return for their promise that they keep the A's in Oakland—but it still constituted a massive return on that initial $12 million investment. The idea that the A's, just ten years later, were not an organization worth investing in—that both baseball and business success could never be had in East Oakland—betrays an ignorance of history and a lack of imagination. Fisher could have spent money on players in Oakland. He's a billionaire (richer than Haas was) who collected revenue-sharing checks nearly every year of his tenure. In 2017, he could have built a new stadium right at the Coliseum site. The Raiders were gone (again). He had the historic East Bay market to himself. He could have had what Haas had. He could have given Oakland what he's now giving Las Vegas. Oakland would have rewarded him for it. Let us be frank about what happened: he chose not to. That choice should not be accepted at face value. As Walter Haas's son, Wally, once told the @sfchronicle, it was, rather, "unforgivable." I appreciate Evan's reporting here. It's an incredible about-face we're witnessing. But the history that was thrown away in Oakland is an important part of this story. Without it, the story's incomplete.

@DrNeilStone My kids born in 94 & 98. Both got breast milk, sunshine & love. & vaccines. 1 has autism, one is just mini-me (asd kid is lucky lol), neither died of a preventable disease. Both are happy with the outcome. Both are thriving adults. Vaccinate your children!

Before vaccines, babies got breastmilk, sunshine and love. And 1 in 5 of them didn't live to see their first birthday

@tife_oluwae @fw_naetoblaq I kinda miss those days. So much more personable.

@fw_naetoblaq They used travel agents or called the airline directly. Agents had booking systems and would reserve the flight for you, then issue a paper ticket.

Serious question. how tf did people book flights before the internet???

RJ Schreck with a solo blast for Team Israel 💥 He ranks No. 8 in the Blue Jays system. (🎥@WBCBaseball)