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@NiSiv4, Chinese nationalist and supposed "financial analyst", constantly makes things up when it comes to China. Here I called him out for being blatantly wrong. Of course, like most pro-China dweebs, he is deathly afraid of facts proving him wrong so he blocked me. Lmao.

@RogerSeheult Did she figure out the partner phenomenon where your actions in her dreams apply to real life?

My wife discovered this years ago.

@MelbinHotel @DuaneKnesek @MustacheBob2 "If something don't work on my own made up timeline, it must be worthless"

@DuaneKnesek @MustacheBob2 if all these 3 objects exploded then thats not really achieving reusability now is it?

They all exploded. The heat shield still doesn't work. By this same time the Apollo program had put a human on the moon.

@lorxell Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Is there any show where the villain actually won? I’m tired of villains losing to the plot.

@mellifera_x3 Did they get a new bike? I need a 5th one...

no its not. bicycles get stolen A LOT. my friend had FOUR of her bicycles stolen.

@jane_a_2023 @lining_laura @FinnishMike @KLM Cool. And him complaining about them not issuing a refund after they said they would is fine too. Isn't it amazing how two people can handle a situation differently and both be right?

@lining_laura @FinnishMike @KLM If I were him I’d just not fly them anymore. And probably more people would do the same if they treat everyone like that.

Almost 8 months ago @KLM said they will reimburse my payment for this seat, which is not supposed to be on sales for passangers. Since then, theyve completely ignored me wont even reply back to emails anymore.

@WarMonitor3 Would they like a back rub and their car washed too?

Iran new proposal to the US has been leaked: -US troops to leave bases near Iran. -US pay war reparations. -End blockade on Iran. -Lifting sanctions on Iran. -Release Frozen assets.

@fwmarqix My personal favorite is the machine reading me the riot act about whether or not I want a receipt

Me: trying to use Japanese self-checkout machine. machine starts speaking immediately. Me: Okay. Machine: aggressive Japanese Me: ...okay. I scan one drink successfully. confidence rising, then I scan bread, machine suddenly starts yelling. Employee from across store looks up instantly. Me: WHAT DID I DO. Machine continuing announcement like national emergency. people nearby now pretending not to watch. Employee walks over politely. Employee: You scanned bread twice. Me: ...that's it? Employee: Machine becomes passionate. she fixes it in two seconds. I bow respectfully. then accidentally scan my own hand. machine loses its mind AGAIN. Employee: ... Me: At this point just arrest me honestly. little old lady nearby laughing so hard she has to hold onto basket. I have never been humbled by technology that aggressively before.

@yifever Don't you go talking crap about the Hanzomon line. It's the only way I can tolerate going to Shibuya.

@_Kyou Burnable trash! Burnable!

@mindg0blin_ @machine___angel Now consider Monday (Moon day) is 月曜日

@machine___angel I feel like Sunday and 日曜日 must be related somehow too. Like the Chinese somehow influencing the Greeks or vice versa on that day of the week

fun fact: English and Japanese have a directly related cognate. spans 12k km / almost 8k miles

@fwmarqix "Do you have medicine that will banish my cough to the land of wind and ghosts?"

Me: trying to buy medicine in Japan. Cashier: What symptoms do you have? Me: Coughing. Cashier: Dry cough or wet cough. Me: .....competitive cough. Cashier pauses. Me: I mean aggressive. Cashier now visibly fighting for her life professionally. she pulls out translator app. Translator: His cough seeks victory. Cashier: "..." Friend in another aisle collapsing silently. Cashier finally hands me medicine very carefully like she's handling a dangerous animal. then she bows and says: Please defeat your cough. I almost cried laughing in the store. What’s the worst thing you've ever said accidentally while traveling?

@reddit_lies I have no problem considering this act as the same as murder.

Yes, you killed your child and flushed them down a toilet. That's the reality.

@downbadcomment "I don't know what to do?" How about listen to what she said and stop ruining your marriage by betraying her trust? How is this not obvious?

@Hans365days @mil000 Used to be common. So many businesses now have you flying economy from even US to Asia, so 12-15 hr flights. Won't even spend a little extra for premium economy. It is ridiculous.

@mil000 Why so salty. When a business flight is more than 6 hours, it’s common for businesses to allow you to book first class. This allows you to be comfortable, sleep flat and arrive refreshed and ready for work. Nothing glamorous about it.

We get it. You’re in first class.

@EpsilonTheory @pourteaux Methinks you don't understand the meaning of "global hegemon".

We’re rapidly approaching a common knowledge moment where everyone knows that everyone knows that China has supplanted the US as a global hegemon and the indispensable partner of every country on earth.

@DrewyMcDrewface @Xoey80239413 @rhizomaticthot And Israel is neither of those. I swear anti-Israel types must struggle organizing enough brain cells to breathe.

@someguy595 @Xoey80239413 @rhizomaticthot Israel already has them

the fast16 malware was almost certainly targeting spherical implosion simulations. left: unmodified LS-DYNA 970 right: LS-DYNA 970 modified with the relevant portions of fast16.sys both running a spherical implosion deck

@ShamashAran @Doomer_Armus Good lord almighty

@iupdate I switched when the phone app crashed and I couldn't make any calls until I restarted the phone. When seconds count to make an emergency call, I'm not trusting an OS that has a bug in their phone app.

I am 28 years old and still can’t comprehend how someone would willing use Android over iPhone

A student seems to have dropped their study sheet for some class and it seems vitally important to get it back to them?? I mean this is a tragic loss, right??

@kuxir @QuothByRaven @ZeffMax If the US court system wasn't adversarial, you'd be right. But it is adversarial, so they have no reason to give the other side an advantage against them.

@QuothByRaven @ZeffMax Complaining about someone using your monitor in a courtroom is real mature.

Musk's lawyer brought a big monitor (maybe 36 inches) into the courtroom. OpenAI's lawyers asked to use it. Musk's lawyers said no. The judge told Musk's lawyers they have to let OpenAi use it. Then OpenAI said it might not be possible to connect their laptops to it.