Tej Tandon

@FIFAcom Wow. Just wow. One soft factory sealed bottle. Fuck off

All fans will be permitted to bring in one, soft, plastic, 20 ounces (590ml), factory sealed disposable water bottle into any FIFA World Cup 2026 match in the USA and Canada. ✅ As FIFA World Cup 2026 Chief Operating Officer, Heimo Schirgi, explains, fans will not be permitted to bring in hard sided, reusable water bottles due to safety and security reasons. ❌ We can’t wait to welcome the world to the biggest FIFA World Cup in history! 🌎🏆⚽

@Dev_Fadnavis @narendramodi Maybe just use one motorbike instead of 20?

On Hon PM @narendramodi Ji’s appeal, here’s my bit towards austerity measures for our Nation 🇮🇳 I appeal everyone to please bring lifestyle changes in every possible way.

@chamath lol I think he’s joking bro

Wow. Awesome. Thanks. Please also raise my taxes and destroy my children’s education more than you already have so my family and I can stay impoverished, uneducated and in your indentured servitude while we carry your branding on us.

@IndianGems_ Yeah cause they would be like wtf. It’s still dirty. No point in painting

Even the Japanese would be speechless after seeing this Indian masterpiece.

@adamislucky He’s setting us up for the new future. They can still be our biggest trading partner. We just need more trade from elsewhere

@connectgurmeet Enough people talk about it. It’s just quality of life of a certain class of people. Not everyone.

A friend came over last night from US..my family was away Ordered milk n groceries from Blinkit in 10 min Chole bhature for breakfast took 30 min A Househelp came from Pronto & took care of House for just 150 Rs for 1 hour. Then drove to Dehradun in just 2.5 hours. all this done digitally using digital payments.. This is ‘Quality of Life’ he remarked!! Actually we don’t appreciate enough!!

@KunchamSathwik @ravihanda It doesn’t matter what the context is. To promote it on your LinkedIn opens you up to criticism. It is also callous that he didn’t even ask what it is. Nothing is so important it can’t be done remotely in software.

@ravihanda We don't know what event and what was the context and how important the presence of the employee! But we can declare the founder as villain in two minutes, just like a typical Bollywood movie.

Employee: Won't be able to come in person today. Can I work remote? 2 minutes later Founder bro: You are fired.

Hey man, do you mind if we push this call til next week? I’m thinking one or both of us might die in the upcoming nuclear holocaust, which would pretty much solve this whole problem for us

@CMOMaharashtra Fix the roads first

मुंबईत पॉड टॅक्सीची एंट्री: लास्ट माईल कनेक्टिव्हिटीमुळे प्रवास होणार जलद! मुंबईत येणाऱ्या प्रत्येकाचा प्रवास अधिक सुलभ आणि आरामदायी करण्याच्या उद्देशाने पॉड टॅक्सी प्रकल्पाद्वारे कुर्ला रेल्वे स्थानक, बीकेसी व वांद्रे स्थानकांना प्रभावी लास्ट माईल कनेक्टिव्हिटी उपलब्ध करून दिली जाणार आहे. या प्रकल्पामुळे बीकेसी परिसरातील लाखो प्रवाशांना मोठा फायदा होणार असून, मुंबईसारख्या जागतिक दर्जाच्या शहरात हा प्रकल्प वाहतूक व्यवस्थेत मोठा क्रांतिकारक बदल घडवून आणेल. या महत्त्वकांक्षी पॉड टॅक्सी प्रकल्पाची सविस्तर माहिती… @Dev_Fadnavis @MMRDAOfficial #Maharashtra #PodTaxiMumbai #MumbaiTransport

@zone_astronomy It’s AI

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful.

@TheStalwart Calm before the storm yo

What do people make of the market being so calm today?

@atrupar Wow that’s damning if that’s the case. His people are so stupid they need the Iranians to speak to them with sign language

Trump: "The biggest problem we have in our negotiation is they can't communicate. I said to Steve, what are they saying? 'Sir, they can't communicate. They have no method of communication.' So we're communicating like they used to communicate 2,000 years ago with children bringing a note back and forth."

Sun Tzu actually has an entire section in The Art of War about screaming at the other side to open a strategic route on your own personal social media platform

@rabois @mattyglesias lol even if the war ends. None of this restarts immediately

@mattyglesias It is over: Regular air travel resumes tomorrow, normal oil prices and markets. Only thing they have left is sporadic spams of an ad hoc missle launch or drone. Rubio mentioened this yesterday. Islamic Republic Guard is finished.

Anyone else wake up in the middle of the night and check the status of this absurd war?

@_ZachFoster This is how much trump loves tariffs.

People don't seem to understand what is happening. Iran has decided that it will control the straits of hormuz for the indefinite future. That means, we, global energy consumers, will be paying an additional energy tax, since it will take years if not decades for Iran to repair & reconstruct the civilian infrastructure being destroyed. We are going to pay to rebuild Iran, not Iran. It's strange that people don't understand this.

@LuftkoppTim When your boss buys a jet and you can’t buy a home. For sure you deserve more

I'm so fucking sick of this framing. It's literally NOT "his" jet. It's LTT property. Owned for content. Stop this bullshit. And also stop this shit of "underpaid employees" here. "I think I deserve more" ≠ underpaid

@LolOut160461 @HormuzLetter What if they throw everything and the kitchen sink and still lose.

I saw the flight trackers today and the sheer number of military planes heading toward the Mediterranean is honestly mind blowing and scary at the same time. When the US starts moving heavy equipment and armored vehicles in such a massive airlift it usually means they are not just there for a drill but for actual combat operations. The situation with Iran seems to be reaching a breaking point and if this escalates further it will affect the whole world including our economy and fuel prices here in India

BREAKING: A massive line of US Air Force C-17 transport aircraft is currently crossing the Atlantic toward the Middle East, alongside KC-135 refueling tankers. A second wave is already over Europe heading for the eastern Mediterranean. C-17s carry troops, armored vehicles and heavy equipment. This is the largest visible airlift movement since the war began. The Doomsday Plane landed at Andrews tonight for a reason. This may be it.

@ZelenskyyUa Let America and the gulf shit the bed please

Our signal to the United States and countries in the Middle East about the Strait of Hormuz was that we were open to discussing it. As of today, I don't see any country lifting the blockade on its own, only joint steps can bring results. Ukraine has experience with launching the Grain Corridor in the Black Sea despite Russia’s attempts to block the flow of food and other goods. The situation now is similar, but it is about energy. Our suggestion – based on our experience – was as follows. The war and the negotiations on reopening the Hormuz Strait can go in parallel. It’s worth trying to find a diplomatic solution, and this could be beneficial for both sides in the war. An alternative step would be to control the Strait unilaterally, as Ukraine did with the Grain Corridor. Achieving this would require interceptors, military convoys to escort the vessels, a large integrated electronic warfare network, and other tools. We stand ready to help with this. But for now, we are not yet involved. So far, no one has made such a request. We are simply sharing our knowledge. If one day our partners want to make use of it, we would be ready. From an interview with NewsNation.

Obviously what these downed pilots need to do is find an old, abandoned fighter jet in an unguarded hanger and steal it