Taylor Jones

@gifs_baseball Ever sung the national anthem so badly that you realized you needed rehab? Yeah, me neither.

We await the letter from the HOA.

When your journalism is driven by ratings, your information is entertainment. Idiocracy was a documentary

Bombshell: @markrobinsonNC and his wife falsified (or forged?) official gov't documents while running their daycare, including criminal background checks. They were cited for dozens of serious safety violations, endangering children in their care: newsobserver.com/opinion/articl… #ncpol

All thunderstorms 🌧️ produce lightning ⚡, and it can strike up to 10 miles from the main storm! Remember, when thunder roars, go indoors! Learn more about being prepared for severe storms at pwcva.gov/department/off… 🌩️ #ReadyPWC

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The data issues plaguing NWS really need to be permanently addressed. Because the status quo is becoming problematic. I know little about the why, but as someone reliant on NWS data, I just know with hurricane season here it would be reassuring to know these issues are resolved.

@TheNolanStout Back to live tweeting local board meetings? 😁

I am no longer working at Courthouse News. The next chapter? Who knows!

@LastWeekTonight (They aren’t going to change).

Tonight’s show starts at 11:25pm! And then we’re off until July 21st! So we’re gonna be late, and then we’re leaving you. We are the bad boyfriends of variety TV. We’re sorry. We promise, we’ll change.

@Ready_Northwest Could always cheer for Mclaren...

Today's digit: 1/10 - I mean … it could be a little worse. Hydrate and hide from the heat where possible. -Ian, CWG

@ddiamond Coming into Newark at night, especially on whichever side is facing the city, it’s pretty awesome.

obviously biased, but I think this is the coolest landing approach in America?

@Staroxvia You can’t build a nuclear plant on the site of an old coal plant because the background radiation is above the allowable amounts for a nuclear plant. 😬

"coal fired power plants release more radioactive waste than nuclear" is one of those facts about the world that makes me yearn for the cleansing fire of our sun exploding

@CJNitkowski Come on @Jomboy_

h/t @CJNitkowski who edited this video. A little credit. Yikes.

Please, we are 129 years old #NoCutsToLibraries

Summer's officially started! One way to be prepared during the warm weather is to understand the warning signs of heat illness, including heat exhaustion and heat stroke. Find more information on heat safety at pwcva.gov/department/off… 🥵😎 #ReadyPWC

SO BASICALLY PUBLIC LIBRARIES ARE JUST 0.4% OF THE NEW YORK CITY BUDGET, BUT THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO CUT THE LIBRARY'S BUDGET WAY BACK. I’M TALKING $58.3 MILLION! LIBRARIES ARE ALREADY CLOSED ON SUNDAYS BECAUSE OF PREVIOUS CUTS AND MOST BRANCHES WILL BE OPEN FOR JUST FIVE DAYS A WEEK IF THESE CUTS GO THROUGH!! WE ONLY HAVE UNTIL THE END OF JUNE TO TELL @NYCMAYOR #NOCUTSTOLIBRARIES AND SAVE THE LIBRARY.

We're Hiring a Regional Planner! ✅ Assist regional and county agencies with emergency initiatives. ✅ Ensure compliance with NIMS, CPG 101, EMAP, and related regulations. ✅ Serve on an Emergency Operations Center team during activations. Link: bit.ly/3Rh3OgT

This week’s main story is about why if Donald Trump wins a second term, it could be much worse than his first. It’s also largely about MILF Manor 2. All sorts of things are important, including the future president of the United States and, of course, MILF Manor 2.