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As a… – Twitter user I want… – unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. so that… – It’s no longer possible to even parody this fucking shitshow.

The urge to chat with everyone about how slack is down but you can’t because slack is down.

Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22

Never forget that AI regulation will be made by the same kind of process that gave you the cookie banner

It's hard for big companies to ship quickly; it's hard for nonprofits to raise money; it's hard for partnerships to work at scale; it's hard for anyone to create something new and cool. Hearty congrats to @Microsoft and @OpenAI and all the folks behind today's announcements.

"Excessive complexity is nature’s punishment for organizations that are unable to make decisions" - @ghohpe's law

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@surminus Last week I asked someone to change a slack channel name format from snake case to kebab case because it was inconsistent with other channels and that hurt my brain.

@graywinpat look too chipper to talk to though.

The flurry of product changes coming out of @Google docs makes me wonder if @NotionHQ caused them to sit up and take notice, or they just got some amazing new team members. Or, I guess, both.

Oh man I am about to ruin LinkedIn at an incredible pace

AI has officially replaced CEOs.

@jaseemabid I am so sorry. That’s just nowhere near okay, plus it’s plain stupid to let you go.

“Could you please take me home? Im drunk”

happy Q3 to those who celebrate

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@cjforms @juno_hq So much empathy. I’ve been buying the same house for seven months now.

@thoughtsoflj @juno_hq Thanks for the tip. The legal situation is a bit complicated which isn’t helping at all.

Helping someone to buy their first property, reflecting again on the grimly awful property purchasing system in England. Had to persuade them that although they’ve found their dream home, there’s a giant pile of legal and financial xxxx that can’t be fixed by tomorrow.