Tory Hicks

@DJDirrtyDogg @TypeForVictory Wow you booked 6 flights? Congratulations you manly man. Hopefully there are no cussing kids on those flights! The only chance you have of ever getting laid is your own mother. More projecting.

@tory_hicks_ @TypeForVictory Stay in the US it doesnt involve you thick idiots. Ive just booked 6 flights... not sure how that makes me a pussy. What is soccer? There is no such sport you inbred fuck

I'm with the family here. They notified BA weeks in advance, brought medical letters, explained the scenario, and had been through security. Police could easily have checked their bags, cleared them, and BA reassured other passengers with a quick announcement.

@DJDirrtyDogg @TypeForVictory No its actually pretty clear from the replies that we all understand you are a pussy and were projecting that onto OP Go tweet about showing up to another soccer game you virgin

@tory_hicks_ @TypeForVictory Theres a thing called making shit up for those thick cunts who cant read. Hope they helps tory 👍

@DJDirrtyDogg @TypeForVictory there’s this thing called inference for people who arent dumber than shit

@TypeForVictory Please show me where i said that. I will pay you £1000 now if you do

@ForkMeMaddie @chasingstorms01 @JimmyBeansdllz @NWSSaltLakeCity two unsolicited tweets now where you fantasize about hooking up with me and observations about my ‘frame’ do your parents know yet?

@tory_hicks_ @chasingstorms01 @JimmyBeansdllz @NWSSaltLakeCity I’m serious! I will not let you hit. Especially with a frame like that 😂 makes sense to have a woman build though.

If you're on the Wasatch Front, you probably noticed a large pryocumulus cloud develop over a prescribed fire! Here's a timelapse of the plume development and a display of the instability in place over northern Utah #utwx

@ForkMeMaddie @chasingstorms01 @JimmyBeansdllz @NWSSaltLakeCity emoji your way through it buddy

@tory_hicks_ @chasingstorms01 @JimmyBeansdllz @NWSSaltLakeCity Ya I would change it. Don’t be playing hard to get, I’m still not going to let you hit even if you do have a woman’s name 😂

@ForkMeMaddie @chasingstorms01 @JimmyBeansdllz @NWSSaltLakeCity Sorry you are an idiot man. I can always change my name if i ever became as insecure as you are. But you’ll always be stupid and thats gotta suck

@tory_hicks_ @chasingstorms01 @JimmyBeansdllz @NWSSaltLakeCity Ain’t no way a grown man with a woman’s name is giving their two cents 😂 pipe down dork.

@ForkMeMaddie @chasingstorms01 @JimmyBeansdllz @NWSSaltLakeCity They for sure schedule good weather days for prescribed burns around “outside” days.. im sure they also love working holidays 👍🏻 jackass

@chasingstorms01 @JimmyBeansdllz @NWSSaltLakeCity Ya let’s do it on a day when everyone is outside 😂

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

@BlueRocketParty @molzer @BrandonBohning just bought 8 of these for 17.99 at the grocery store yesterday, btw guess they have no staffing or electric bills or rent to pay

@BlueRocketParty @molzer @BrandonBohning You can inflate variable OH as much as your heart desires. That doesnt justify a 300% markup on a vodka seltzer

@BlueRocketParty @BrandonBohning It’s accounting for staff and other costs too. Will share true cost of high noon for us soon. Getting it right now

@IndiciumMarkets @inspiredzone @MorePerfectUS then why are you commenting that this is “insane” when you not only saw it coming but claim it’s the reason you exist?

@inspiredzone @MorePerfectUS no literally built this because we saw regulation coming that's why having real data matters when things get serious

Minnesota has just become the first state to ban prediction markets. Gov. Tim Walz has signed a bill that makes operating or advertising prediction markets a felony. This sets a major precedent for those seeking to regulate or ban Polymarket, Kalshi, and other sites.

@MikeChillit @DavesGarage7 @pwarminski @DallasTexasTV “Serve no cost-effective or useful purpose” Me when i want to be a dumbass on the internet

@DavesGarage7 @pwarminski @DallasTexasTV But they still kill large numbers of birds, are ugly as sin, interfere with radar, and serve no cost-effective or useful purpose. You are on the losing end of that pie-in-the-sky fantasy.

Little windy in the Texas Panhandle last night

@Mango_Farms @TexasGolfer70 @code4scale @KylePorterNS Fucking simpletons. Man they suck. And they are too stupid to ever get the point. “wE dOnT hAvE a DeFiNiTiOn HoW aRe ThEy SuPpOsEd To KnOw WhAt Is FaIrWaY”

@TexasGolfer70 @code4scale @KylePorterNS Ok 👍🏼 the rough to fairway drop is best. There’s no possible way to introduce any more fairness into the rules or game because we rely on definitions and can’t make incredibly easy judgments. Good day

I realize golf people who know a lot more about the game than I do will disagree with this (and I'm sure there are 100 reasons I'm wrong about it), but it remains *insane* to me that a ball hit into deep rough off the tee can then be hit from a clean lie in the fairway. "Well we know the QB's knee was technically down, but because he slipped on some paint from the logo at midfield, we're going to let you replay the down."

@malbon_hater @EliteGolfDad @BuffaloshoesFF Cant imagine playing courses like this on the regular and still being a piece of shit loser on the internet

@EliteGolfDad @BuffaloshoesFF I think ur just seething bc other people are living cooler lives than you. You’re a hater. Btw, this muni is where I played last Friday. Recognize it?

Golf Twitter used to feel like the clubhouse after a Saturday morning round. Guys posting flushed 7-irons, muni sunsets, terrible scorecards, gear talk, funny stories, and the occasional completely unhinged swing tip from a 12 handicap. Now it’s the Burnerverse. An entire ecosystem of anonymous accounts pretending to be rich tough guys with all the answers. Every avatar is sunglasses in a truck. Every bio reads: “Scratch. Markets. Violence. Cigars.” And somehow every single one of them: Hits it 340 Is a plus handicap Makes seven figures Trains MMA Has insider sources Knows how to fix pro golf Thinks everyone else is soft And would “absolutely say this to your face” Sure, man. Every conversation immediately turns into a blood feud about TV ratings, ball speed, legacy, or whether Tiger secretly controls world finance. Meanwhile the actual soul of golf gets buried. The walk. The early tee time coffee. The miracle 5-iron. The random retiree you get paired with who tells stories for four hours. The one flushed shot that keeps you coming back after shooting 92. That’s the stuff that made golf Twitter fun in the first place. The Burnerverse doesn’t actually love golf. It loves status. Golf is just the costume. Because if you truly love this stupid game, you eventually realize golf humbles everyone. Eventually your swing leaves. Your putting disappears. You snap hook one into a pond in front of people you respect. Golf strips everybody down eventually. You are not edgy. You are not cool. You’re just another idiot trying to flush one before the sun goes down.

@ConserveIrish @UNDISCLOSED1979 @deloisivete I’ve encountered way too many stupid Irish people on here today for this to be a coincidence Did you all just get hooked up to the internet?

@UNDISCLOSED1979 @deloisivete Came here to comment this! Pregnancy is 10 months.

What's 9 months before mid-May? trying to figure out why my kids have been invited to 4 birthday parties on the same day

@PeaceDiaphin @Tomcastlehume @NocnaZ Destroying other civilizations is what our European ancestors did all over the world dumbass! This is as European as it gets. Now i get to claim it as mine. I thought you all were supposed to be well educated?

@tory_hicks_ @Tomcastlehume @NocnaZ Thats not your heritage though. Your ancestors didn't build this, they just destroyed the civilization that did through rape and thuggery.

Europeans totally shocked to find out they’re poor.

@saschitt @TrungTPhan sure, just continue making stuff up lol Let’s say it’s open 28 weeks a year and there are 100 rounds a week (very conservative) That’s 2,800 rounds.

@tory_hicks_ @TrungTPhan Outside of the Masters it gets like 1500 rounds a year. It’s a living golf museum. 300 members and almost all live nowhere near Augusta. Museum.

There are only ~300 members of Augusta National Golf Club. Warren Buffett is one. He doesn’t go to many Masters ans says he’s the “highest handicap member” at the course (his best round is 89). Bill Gates is another member and Buffett lost $5,500 when Gates hit a hole-in-one.

@saschitt @TrungTPhan open 7 months from Oct thru May for member play, minus some of April for Masters and ANWA crazy this myth continues to live on

@TrungTPhan The damn place is only open like 2 months of the year. It’s a museum, not a real golf course.

@Soulwhistle @fleemlin @xandra_spud47 @AlfhildeO Cant imagine being this fucking miserable over something that has never been said to me and im just making up on the internet bc im an insufferable cunt

@fleemlin @xandra_spud47 @AlfhildeO No you havnt - americans are horrible to have as tourists. You guys fucking suck specially the "my ancestory says im from here so i for sure know about the history than acutall people living there"

Woke up to swedish news about a bunch of tourist getting their car stuck in front of the royal castle so they started ripping out historical stones to build a ramp, minecraft style and then they got arrested.