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@VerizonSupport It’s been two days. Are you not even going to try to keep me as a customer?

@VerizonSupport Your support is absolute dog shit. Your “AI assistant” keeps disconnecting my call and your chat is slow, and your agents waste time.

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@we_energies Could you spend less in self-service PR stunts and more in customer service? I’ve been on hold for half an hour and no one has been able to help me. All I’m trying to do is MAKE A PAYMENT.

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@jamessturge @evernote Counterpoint: they doubled the price and added some “AI features” no one asked for.

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@ABBYY_Software I was going to trial your software but your software isn’t compatible with Macs

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@ParcelPending This is a terrible system with a terrible UI and dog shit level customer service. If you need a package locker, look for someone else for your apartment or condo buildings.

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@tedcruz Democrats aren’t the ones trying to establish a permanent ruling majority despite minority popular support, Ted. Now shouldn’t you be on a vacation, ignoring your constituents? Or do you just reserve that for when Texas declares a state of emergency?

I wish this were satire.

@RealAlexJones It’s worse than you thought. He was involved in some kind of real estate scam, too! youtu.be/OBbT-W1sr5M?si…

The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs. Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.” Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

@mericanaf7 Of fuck entirely, all the way off.

My husband and I are both J6ers. For four years, we endured hell starting with an early morning raid, arrests, pretrial supervision, dozens of court hearings, house arrest, and prison time. We lost the business we built from the ground up. Our families suffered right alongside us. We’re far from alone. 1,600 of us had our lives completely upended by the January 6 prosecutions. I speak for many when I say we want restitution for the homes, businesses, savings, and years stolen. President Trump @POTUS @realDonaldTrump, you’ve already delivered justice through pardons. Now please make restitution happen for those of us who sacrificed everything.

@DanielDiMartino The apartment IS the asset, you stupid fuck—one that you absolutely CANNOT take with you.

If I was a billionaire and the mayor of a city did this to me going to my apartment, I would either stick it to him by taking all my assets away and selling it, or use my money to defeat him and all his socialist allies in a landslide.

@benshapiro How are you going to pay for your eyebrow treatments?

This smarmy Marxist doesn't see taxes primarily as a way to provide necessary public services. He sees them as revenge. He celebrates the confiscation of wealth he did nothing to earn. This is pure class envy, and it's hideous.

@FearedBuck @Clavicular0 Imagine being Clavicular and reposting this because you’re *so fucking stupid* that you think this makes you look good.

Clavicular walks out of 60 Minutes interview after being asked if he is an incel and about his relationship with Andrew Tate. Clavicular: “Do I identify as an Incel? I mean, how could you ask me that question as a follow up after you asked me about my relationships to women. I mean, that's quite literally the worst sequence of questions I think I've ever heard.” 60 Minutes: “Let me rephrase then. Looksmaxxing was obviously a term created by the Incel community. How do you feel about being linked to that group.” Clavicular: “I'm not linked to that group in any way. Looksmaxxing is self improvement, right? So it's about potentially even ascending out of that category. So that would be kind of one of the goals is to disassociate from being an incel and overcome that. So that doesn't make sense.” 60 Minutes: “You've been seen with certain people who are from all parts of that world. I mean, just as an example, you've obviously shared company with Andrew Tate and other, dare I say, rather controversial figures. Why do you spend time with people like that?” Clavicular: “I see you want to make this political… I guess you watched the Piers Interview. too bad I didn't have time to look into, you know, anything about potentially, you know who your wife cheated with.” 60 Minutes: “I’m not married Clav.” Clavicular: “So I could teach you about looksmaxxing, and then maybe you could switch that up. Thanks for the time, appreciate the interview.” (youtu.be/CXKCoFz3WRs?si…)

@inkblotPrincess @Clavicular0 No. Most of the discourse is “Wow, Clavicular really outed himself as a stupid, insecure little pussy in that interview.”

The important thing to recognise here is that Clavicular has won. Whether you think he looks good or bad here, people are solely measuring in terms of which looks hotter. You are all playing the same game.

@julian_fels @devahaz @ranjanxroy x.com/dril/status/13…

@devahaz @ranjanxroy Ofc we would speak to Sharon about what to expect before she appeared before the media and with the President. But, Sharon spoke for herself and in support of No Tax on Tips. To call someone a prop for saying they support a policy that benefits them - and many others - isn’t fair

White Hosue DoorDasher was already testifying in Nevada last July

@SteveFLA1970 @FoxNews Why, in your wildest fantasies, are you shorter than the “brainwashed” liberal?

“I hate Republicans.” Far-left streamer Hasan Piker doubling down on his attacks against conservatives, labeling the Republican Party as “the biggest domestic terrorist” in the United States during a recent podcast appearance. This comes just days after Piker was on the campaign trail with Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed, who is running for U.S. Senate.

@Timcast THIS was the last straw? Calling Alex Jones stupid?

THAT DOES IT I AM DONE THIS WAS THE LAST STRAW I'M SO ANGRY

@ilan_wurman Because, as we all know, “Here are seven fucking dumbass sycophants” is the current legal test for Constitutionality in the US.

At least seven prominent law professors have now said Trump is at least partly right on this issue: Tom Lee, Philip Hamburger, Richard Epstein, Kurt Lash, Randy Barnett, me, and Adrian Vermeule (from a text and classical legal perspective). At what point is it implausible to say this debate is illegitimate and the conventional wisdom is open and shut? Link to Hamburger’s article in the thread. But the Substack post also provides my retrospective on the past year of academic debate.

@YouTube @Jeopardy @monetxchange @MsRebeccaBlack I’d watch but your piece of shit app keeps crashing my tv

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@TCL_USA Why does my tv keep restarting any time I try to run an app? I’d ask technical support but apparently they believe “support” means “leave customers on hold forever.”

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@TCL_USA Your dogshit app won’t connect to your dogshit tv, so I’m uninstalling the app and returning the tv. Well done, TCL!

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