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Florida Fixer 🐊👊
@FixerFlorida
Why let facts get in the way of a good story?

The stage is set. Sunshine State Showdown June 27, 2026 Seminole Hard Rock | Hollywood, FL Florida Republicans are coming together for a major event you won’t want to miss. Several special guests already confirmed with more on the way! Tickets available now: secure.anedot.com/florida-gop/su… Save the Date! 🇺🇸



Several bills passed by House have not been heard in Senate & are pretty much now dead They include: Stricter E-verify enforcement, lowering the gun buying age to 18, closing the "free kill" loophole in medical malpractice laws, prop taxes amendment & the flamingo bill





🔥BREAKING: UF President Selection Committee Member, Doug Band, Exposed with Deeper Ties to Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell Than Previously Known; New Emails Show Close S#xual Relationship Involving Threesomes "In an email chain sent on Oct. 13, 2004, Maxwell wrote to Band: “Did I mention how sexy you are and how Carol and I were ploting disgustungs things w/you or I should say your body.” Five minutes later, Band replied: “And what I would do to you 2 chicas.”" This is the 2nd time UF Chair Mori Hosseini selected Band to serve in UF's president search. Last year Band sat on the committee that unanimously selected DEI-radical Santa Ono as its sole finalist. Band also serves on the board of directors for newly appointed Florida University System Board of Governor (BOG) Member Nick Sinatra's company. The University of Florida and Florida's Higher Ed System has a governance crisis. (Link to article in comments) @SUS_Florida @GovRonDeSantis @alevine014 @Paul_Renner @AshleyBellBarn1 @TimCerio @StasiKamoutsas @CarsonGoodFL @RepJoseOliva @Daniel_PerezFL @Sen_Albritton @SenRickScott @ByronDonalds @RepGregSteube

You just look dumb when you say things like this. Maybe that is just your thing, but obviously isn’t not working.


🚨JUST POSTED🚨 President Donald Trump backs Byron Donalds for Florida Governor.







Hold it. It was worth $100,000 out of @UF's budget just to make up the pay cut @JamesUthmeierFL took when he was appointed to a Cabinet position? To whom? Imagine if @ScottforFlorida or @VernBuchanan insisted taxpayers compensate the hits they took to their salaries when elected.






In needless defense of James Uthmeier UF Law’s appointment of Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier as an adjunct professor is not some scandal. It is exactly what serious, flagship law schools do when they want students trained by people who actually run constitutional governance in real time. This is not a generic adjunct slot. UF’s own course listings show Uthmeier teaching “Federalism and Separation of Powers,” a subject that sits at the core of a state attorney general’s job. That is not window dressing. That is direct, institutional alignment. Reports indicate he is leading a small, 15-student constitutional law seminar and is being paid $100,000 per year. A seminar of that size is the highest-touch format a law school offers, and the whole point is intensity: more preparation, more tailored materials, more engagement, more feedback. The people pretending this is “two hours a week” are either missing the point or deliberately flattening it. A practitioner-led seminar is not a lecture cameo. It is a premium format designed to expose students to how doctrine functions when it collides with facts, institutions, and constraints. The salary is justified because the deliverable is not an hourly wage. It is access to decision-level expertise. Students are learning federalism and separation of powers from a sitting attorney general who deals with these questions in live disputes and real institutional negotiations. That experience cannot be replicated by reading cases alone. UF has also described the role as “part-time professor and advisor.” That matters. Distinguished practitioner adjuncts are often hired precisely to do more than teach a syllabus: advising students, shaping a program, strengthening a public-service pipeline, and making the institution more relevant to the work graduates actually pursue. Florida law explicitly contemplates paid teaching by senior public officials under guardrails. The statute allows additional compensation from an educational appropriation for an official whose salary is fixed or limited by law, capped at no more than one course of instruction during any one academic term, with required approvals. That is the state’s policy choice: allowed, structured, and supervised. Florida also has precedent for top state legal officials holding academic roles. Former Florida Attorney General Ashley Moody is described in official congressional biography materials as an “adjunct professor,” and Stetson Law has publicly described her as having served as an adjunct professor at Stetson University College of Law. This kind of practitioner teaching is part of Florida’s legal-academic ecosystem. And Uthmeier’s academic work is not some brand-new invention. A published biography notes he has been an adjunct professor at Florida State University College of Law. This is a normal practitioner-faculty pattern in Florida legal education. Outside Florida, the model is plainly normal, and public records also show compensation for similar university roles can vary widely. Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison is listed as having held an adjunct associate professor role at the University of Minnesota Law School, and public payroll aggregation sites report university pay figures for him around the mid five figures in at least one year. Colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser is listed on the University of Colorado Law faculty, and public payroll aggregation sites report six-figure university compensation for him in at least one year. The point is not the exact number, it is that attorneys general teaching in flagship law schools is routine, and pay depends on scope, structure, and institution. Bottom line: UF Law is doing what a flagship public law school should do. It is buying high-credibility experiential instruction in constitutional structure and governance, taught in an intensive seminar format, by someone with current, real institutional authority.



With the 2026 World Cup on the horizon, I joined State Attorney Fernandez Rundle to sign an unprecedented agreement to fight human trafficking in South Florida. We are bringing all available resources to protect our state and the people of Miami-Dade County. myfloridalegal.com/newsrelease/at…





I have yet to hear a single MAHA group say they want the First Lady to stop championing transparency in our food industry. What I’ve heard regularly are requests for more testing for toxins, metals, and pesticides in our food. And we will deliver. Fight goes on!


The Florida House is irresponsibly blocking funding for @CaseyDeSantis’s Healthy Florida initiatives. Representatives should join our First Lady in putting the health and wellness of Floridians above pettiness and donor interests.
