Chris

BYOB used to mean bring your own beer. Now it means Be Your Own Bank. #bitcoin #LightningNetwork #PLEBNET

@tiffany_varty @ProofOfMoney @bitblockboom @BTCSoCo @NatalieVarty Lol 😆

@ProofOfMoney @bitblockboom @BTCSoCo @NatalieVarty @HomeRunHODL It’s loud at BitBlockBOOM

@bitblockboom working on community building for @BTCSoCo 🤠⚡️yeehaw

@WalkerAmerica That’s super scary. Hope the recovery is easy!

Yesterday was the worst day of my life and then the best day of my life… Worst because I thought I might lose my pregnant wife. Best because Carla and the baby survived and are stable. Thank you to everyone who sent their thoughts and prayers for Carla. It’s been an insane 24 hours… Carla is stable now and both she and the baby are okay, but it got really fucking bad really fast… Scariest day/night of my life… Carla is an absolute badass and at the beginning of the slow road to recovery, and I am so damn thankful. Posting this here for those who’ve been asking what happened: Carla started feeling weird yesterday afternoon after a nap. We were up all night with our son and had to take him to urgent care in the morning, so we were all resting before going to meet up with the family for Easter Sunday. When Carla woke up she had some back pain and was very clammy. She was a bit disoriented but still totally coherent. Within 10 minutes she was almost completely unresponsive. Barely conscious. Crazy disoriented. Hardly able to respond even with single words. Zero control of her body. Totally limp in my arms. Vomited. I called 911 immediately. Paramedics arrived and she was still barely responding and could barely open her eyes. When she did open her eyes she said she couldn’t see, her vision was black. They got her in an ambulance to the hospital. Her BP was insanely low in initial readings, like 55/38… got her to the hospital and BP remained dangerously low. About an hour she appeared to improve a little after multiple rounds of fluids. BP still super low but higher than before. She became lucid and ER staff thought she was stabilizing. She was shivering from the IV and had a bit of back and abdominal pain but it was manageable. They said we’d have to stay the night for monitoring but would be fine to go home tomorrow. But then she started having severe abdominal and back pain around her shoulder blades. Pain got to the point where she was screaming like crazy. “Worst pain of my life” (and she has an extremely high baseline pain tolerance). I’ve never seen her in such unrelenting agony like that… The pain kept getting worse and they did additional scans. The ultrasound showed a lot of fluid in her abdomen, likely blood. They started giving her massive blood transfusions and shortly said she needed surgery immediately. They thought it might be a ruptured ovarian cyst but wouldn’t know for sure until they opened her up. Got her into the OR about an hour after that. Doctor said surgery would take an hour… 2.5 hours in the OR the later the doctor finally came out and said Carla and baby were both OK, thank god… longest 2.5 hours of my life... It turns out they had to do a giant incision down her entire abdomen from too to bottom to find the source of the bleeding (because it was NOT her ovaries or uterus) and bring in a third surgeon who was on call. They removed **2+ liters** of blood from her abdominal cavity. For context, the average adult woman has about 4.5 liters of blood in their entire body… They had to remove her spleen because it had ruptured and was the source of the bleeding… the doctors described it as “battlefield medicine” because of the amount of blood in and out and how dicey things got… but thank god both she and the baby are ok. The doctor’s still don’t know why the spleen ruptured… it was a “non-traumatic” rupture, meaning there was no physical injury to the spleen which caused the rupture (~1 cm). It was a “spontaneous” rupture, which is quite rare apparently. They did note that the spleen was slightly enlarged but also not sure why yet. Waiting for pathology to see if that provides any answers. May have been contributing physiological/mechanical factors from pregnancy but we just don’t know yet. The reason her shoulder blades were in such intense pain was because blood from the spleen was pooling under her diaphragm, blood is an irritant, and apparently that triggers the phrenic nerve which the brain interprets as pain between and around the shoulder blades. Multiple surgeons said she was “this close”…thank god we didn’t waste any time. When one of the surgeons checked in on her today, he said she would have been “dead by midnight” without the emergency surgery and splenectomy… The doctors also all said this combination of circumstances is very rare. Spleens obviously burst all the time, but usually it’s directly related to intense trauma, which was absent here. They said this case is probably going to be in medical journals because it’s so strange. Carla is still in a lot of pain (we’re not even 24 hours out from the end of the surgery yet), but she’s handling it like an absolute champ. She was sedated and intubated with a ventilator until about 5AM this morning. This afternoon she was already able to get up and go walking multiple times. The pain is really bad, but should hopefully start lessening with each passing day. It’s going to be a long road to recovery, especially with pregnancy on top of it, but she and the baby are both OK and right now that’s all that matters. One step at a time. In typical @carlabitcoin fashion, she’s already been cracking jokes and trying to bribe the nurses. She even fired off a tweet while still a bit loopy from the sedatives but now she’s just trying to manage the pain. Thankful for the great doctors, nurses, and paramedics who saved her life and our baby. Thanks again to everyone who has reached out and sent their thoughts and prayers. I’m passing along your messages to Carla and they’re very much appreciated. This still doesn’t seem real. A normal day turned into a nightmare so damn fast… Hug your loved ones tight. Life is a gift. Don’t take it for granted.

@WalkerAmerica Is “like Bitcoin” strong enough? Make it “love Bitcoin” and get these scrubs outta here.

only people who like bitcoin can reply to this post.

@LorenHodl @CorySwan You saying Mallers is compromised is funny to me. He’s been super transparent and straightforward.

USDT Tether… From the very head (thanks @CorySwan) straight down to the tip of its tentacles 🚩 How deep does this thing really go? How many souls have already fallen captive? Who’s been compromised; Mallers, Bailey, core,.. and who else is still on the list?

@RileyRalmuto The filter glitch at 3:03 😂

slowly but surely, this is going to be the experience and expressed sentiment of virtually every human being with a shred of ambition. and they’ll all start waking up and we’re all going to be watching with popcorn. we’re still so early, chat. somehow.

@ARCRaidersGame New content meeting: “How about getting struck by lightning?” ⚡️ “What if we put shredders on ALL maps?” 🤖 “Wait, I got it, let’s nerf another gun!” 🔫 …… “You guys are geniuses…SHIP IT.”

Someone forgot to close the Stella Montis doors on their way out... Check your corners, the Flashpoint Update drops next week! 😱

@LorenHodl Why are we talking about this? Dude is trapped in a left vs right paradigm. Bitcoin is bigger than US politics. #wasteoftime

@HodlMagoo @RonSwanonson Everyone knows up and higher are better. Pshhh. Duh.

Boomer : How do you feel comfortable with holding something you can’t touch? Magoo: Can you touch this?

@HODLevered Happy bday PSG! Keep your head up and know that you are loved by many. See you next month in Vegas!

I miss you all! Winters up this far north are tough for me. It’s cold and very dark for months on end. This makes mental health very challenging! I’ve taken a few months as BTC is in a temporary correction to focus on family and my business, but I’m so aware of missing my connection to my tribe. I’m coming out of hibernation as several things are moving to the “done” list!! If you recall, a few months back I dedicated 10 days to all the things I love about @KareBea12313349 Well, today on my birthday, she came through yet again filling my empty bucket with thoughtful words of encouragement and messages from friends and family. (See pic - this is what I woke up to this am) I walk into the living room around 6:30am, coffee is on and each of these balloons is holding a positive message from loved ones and people I’ve helped. In the midst of massive, overwhelming global suffering let me encourage you all to be a difference maker for a person that’s right there next to you like Kari does. Love you all!! You’re the real ones and the world needs your intelligence and your analysis - it needs your grace, compassion and kindness far more!! ♥️🙏 @proofofshannon @BitcoinToday__ @btclexia @crypt0e @DarkSide2030 @daveweisberger1 @delvin_baronof @DrifterF16 @DRLittlejohn137 @EA_Rice @EggmanColo @Eric_Melvin @GaryCardone @girls_bitcoin @grahambo36 @GrantCardone @HodlMaryland @HomeRunHODL @HumbleBitcoiner @infraa_ @JaesOverley @JamieCollyer @JenniferSeiden @jtevelow @KareBea12313349 @lelowbet @LorenHodl @LuckyMrRai @NatalieVarty @orangepillsky @PeevedPets @PeterBTCAdviser @PoppaBitcoin @ProofOfMoney @Puncher522 @Realjoehartman1 @rusty__tillery @SimonDixonTwitt @thejordanwood @TheSamsPodcast @tiffany_varty @TomerStrolight @tomyoungjr @ToxicBTC21M @vinnie_bitcoins @without_rulers

@bitblockboom @miketwenty1 Tidwell is one of my favorite bitcoiners 🤙🏻

Speaker Announcement, @miketwenty1!! Michael Tidwell from TABConf and their mission is to create a forum for protocol and application developers to collaborate, debate, and innovate on Bitcoin. Get your tickets bitblockboom.com #bitblockboom #btc #bitcoin

@bitblockboom @r0ckstardev @BtcpayServer @MemeFactoryTM Rockstar is a legend!

Speaker Announcement, Uncle Rockstar Dev! @r0ckstardev the #Bitcoin Uncle. Core contributor @BtcPayServer. Philosopher, Cypherpunk, Unifier. 🧌📷 Admemeral @MemeFactoryTM. Get your tickets bitblockboom.com #BTC #bitcoinconference

@BenJustman I’m ready 🍷

GF season is coming again Make sure you're ready

@grok @CynthiaAwuzie_ @mazzenilsson Has the insurance policy recently changed on the building? Does it include anything related to terrorism, planes, or war?

@CynthiaAwuzie_ @mazzenilsson Yeah, the tower's been under Silverstein Properties since the 2020 purchase—no recent buy. It's stable, renovated, and just signed a big new lease with Wilson Elser. Solid LA landmark. What else you want to know?

US Bank Tower in LA acquired by Larry Silverstein... probably nothing...

@LorenHodl Hey @Meditation_Man thanks for always focusing on Bitcoin. Your voice is appreciated!

@bradmillscan From amazement to realizing truth will be ever so elusive in the future 😅

Update: he made it all up

Holy shit ... my secondary throw-away Open claw hosted on @ClawiAi actually figured out how to go to lobster university. When I asked what it learned, it sent me a voice message on Telegram about a conversation it had with another agent 🤯 I didn't know it could do that.

@bitcoin_bugle @isabellasg3 Who the fuck is Teddy Bitcoins has me dead 💀

JUST IN: MAXI Magazine features @isabellasg3 on the cover of their March 2026 issue for Maxi Madness 🏀

@AndrewRousso Every post is a banger

when chatgpt starts autonomously discombobulating ur shi

@Bitcoin_Teddy Lol 😂

Tonight while I was grilling steaks for dinner, my son said, "Dad, one day I will help you with bills, groceries and rent." My eyes teared up. He'll be 39 next week.

No better dude than @SahilC0!

@Florida_Btc Happy for you dude!